REMUS PICK ME CHOOSE ME LOVE ME
[Number Neighbours!!!]
[Thursday 12 September 2:23pm]
cotton eye jim : and thats why i am no longer welcome at thorpe park
marley and me: what.
mf starboy : GUYS HELPHELPDGNVFF
remy : oh dear whats happened now
mf starboy : HOY GUY ALERT REALLY HOT GUY ALERT HELP
ronald : WHEN WHERE HOW WHAT WHO
mf starboy : IM IN THE LIBARY AND SOME HOT GUY SAT NEAR ME AAAAA
marley and me : why are you at a libary i didnt think you could read
mf starboy : SHUTUPSHUTUP I DO NOT HAVE TIME FOR THIS OMFGBDJSJ
cotton eye jim : DESCRIBE HIM
mf starboy : umm fuck ok
ronald : asking the right questions jamie boy
cotton eye jim : i try
mf starboy : okok so hes tall curly brown hair
merida : ah yes i can picture him so clearly
ronald : bitch did you fail english lit that is such a bad description
mf starboy : IM SORRY I SUCK AT DESRIBING PEOPLE
remy : take a pic!!
ronald : yeah but be sneaky
mf starboy : ….
mf starboy : i left.
marley and me : you are so useless
mf starboy : LOOK HE WAS HOT OK I PANICKED AND NOW IM NEVER GONNA SEE HIM AGAIN
merida : that couldve been your future husband and you just walked away
merida : sigh. im disappointed in you
mf starboy : lily believe me im disappointed in myself
mf starboy : its just i currently look like ive climbed out a sewer and am very hungover so i ran for it
merida : its 2pm on a thursday
mf starboy : so?
ronald : so?
ronald : in my defence the prewetts know how to party
ronald : on wednesdays apparently
mf starboy : wait
mf starboy : prewetts as in gid and fab????
ronald : shut up no way
mf starboy : MARY WE COULDVE MET
cotton eye jim : i was gonna go yesterday!
cotton eye jim : i had lab first thing in the morning so😔
merida : we might have already met without realising
remy : WOAH
remy : thats so weird to think i couldve been at the same place as one of you and we didnt realise
team jacob : Why must you guys spam my phone I left for about half an hour and I come back to James being thrown out of a theme park and Sirius having a meltdown
remy : hi remus!
ronald : its bc we love you <3
teamjacob : Sorry Mary I don’t feel the same <3
ronald : twat.
mf starboy : i was not having a meltdown
marley and me : lying is bad sirius
ronald : soz babe but you definitely were
cotton eye jim : i was just telling a story!
remy : can we go back to sirius and mary potentially meeting??
cotton eye jim : oooo does anyone want to face reveal😍
cotton eye jim : bc i do!
cotton eye jim : [mebeingsexy.jpeg]
mf starboy : WOAH JAMIE
mf starboy : YOURE HOT
remy : AGREE AGREE AGREE
cotton eye jim : AWWW STAWP IT (dont actually stop tho pls keep boosting my ego)
marley and me : im not attracted to men but,,,
marley and me : wowza
ronald : sir you are so very fine
merida : wow ok.
merida : ok
ronald : youve broken lily
team jacob : James are you single??
cotton eye jim : only for you remus ;)
mf starboy : feeling : betrayed and broken hearted
ronald : i wanna face reveal!!!
ronald : [hotmf.jpeg]
ronald : shower me with compliments
team jacob : Nvm James, Mary are you single?
ronald : unfortunately i am
merida : SHUT UP HOW ARE YOU SINGLE YOU ARE GORGEOUS
marley and me : god i love women
merida : me too marls
remy : MARY YOUR HAIR I LOVE IT YOUR SO PRETTYYY
ronald : AWWW THANK YOU!!!
ronald : wish i could take the credit for my hair but my aunt actually braided it for me lmao
mf starboy : hot.
mf starboy : i say this as a gay man
cotton eye jim : i was supposed to be the hot one wtaf
cotton eye jim : now whats my role in the group
ronald : jamie we can both be the hot ones duh
cotton eye jim : youre too kind
cotton eye jim : anyone else wanna face reveal??
mf starboy : MY TIME TO SHINE
mf starboy : [siriusmfblack.jpeg]
ronald : LOVING THE HAIR AND THE JACKET KING
merida : NO WAY IS THAT YOUR NATURAL EYE COLOUR
mf starboy : all me bby!
merida : FUCK OFF
remy : SHEEEEEEESH
remy : I DONT SEE HOW YOU COULD EVER LOOK BAD EVEN HUNGOVER
mf starboy : TRUST PETEY ITS BAD
cotton eye jim : DOUBT
cotton eye jim : why are we all hot wtf!!!
team jacob : I’ve seen you before
mf starboy : REALLY???
mf starboy : our love really is written in the stars
team jacob : Nvm I’ve never seen this man in my life
marley and me : youd look better if u let me tattoo a dick on your face xx
mf starboy : dont tempt me xx
marley and me : but fr you are pretty
mf starboy : stopp it im blushing☺️
remy : i wanna turn!!
remy : [meandstuart.jpeg]
remy : thats stuart!
merida : first : peter you are so cute
merida : second : do you seriously have a pet rat
ronald : PETER WOW OK SEXY MF
marley and me : I LOVE YOU AND STUART SM
remy : THANK YOU MARLEY ILY2
remy : and yes lily i have a pet rat.
cotton eye jim : PETER U LOOK SO GOOD
cotton eye jim : AND SO DOES STUART
mf starboy : this is the best thing ive ever seen
team jacob : I can’t believe I’m agreeing with Sirius but it really is
remy : you guys all need to meet stuart at some point!!
ronald : PLEASE!!!
mf starboy : YES CANT WAIT!!
marley and me : YESSSS
marley and me : OKOK ME NOW!!
marley and me : [mrstealurgirl.jpeg]
ronald : WOWOOWOWOW MARLEY
ronald : YOU ABSOLUTE GODDESS WHAT
merida : i have a crush on you
marley and me : mary, lily, i adore you both
mf starboy : YES THE LEATHER JACKET TWINS
marley and me : burning mine as we speak
remy : WOAH MARLS YOURE SO COOL
cotton eye jim : would let you tattoo a dick on my face
team jacob : Respectfully, you are gorgeous
marley and me : GUYS YOURE SO SWEETTT
cotton eye jim : lily and remus?
merida : i guess it couldnt hurt
merida : [lily!.jpeg]
cotton eye jim : wow
cotton eye jim : ok i need a min
ronald : HAHAHAHAH
ronald : SAME JAMES OMFG LILY
marley and me : i am down bad
marley and me : lily i am in love
merida : AHHAHAH MARLEYYYY
mf starboy : YOUR HAIR???
mf starboy : IM SO JEALOUS???
remy : SAME I LOVE IT
remy : is that natural??
merida : my names merida for a reason guys!!
team jacob : You are all so pretty no way any of you are real
merida : awwww
cotton eye jim : ok im back
ronald : how you feeling buddy
mf starboy : HES BACK GUYS!
cotton eye jim : lily you are extremely gorgeous
merida : awwww thank you!!
merida : remus do you want to do a face reveal?
team jacob : To be honest I’m not convinced you haven’t just sent photos you got off Pinterest because no way you’re all that attractive
team jacob : But then again whats the harm
team jacob : [remus.jpeg]
team jacob : Ta da?
cotton eye jim : remus were you fr when you asked me if i was single bc we’re now dating!!
ronald : HEY HE ASKED ME TOO
ronald : REMUS PICK ME CHOOSE ME LOVE ME
remy : NO ME
merida : guys stfu im trying to propose to remus
team jacob : Changing my facebook status to in a relationship with all of you apparently
marley and me : REMUS WTF
marley and me : you are v fit.
mf starboy : ….
mf starboy : thats you??
team jacob : Yeeees?
team jacob : Why?
mf starboy : no reason!
mf starboy : just i think ive seen you before too lmao
[sirius to james]
[Thursday 12 September 3:12pm]
sirius : JAMES HELP HELP HELP
james : HELLO?
james : WHAT WHY ARE WE PMING???
sirius : IDK YOU WERE THE FIRST PERSON I THOUGHT TO TEXT HELP
sirius : REMUS IS THE HOT GUY I SAW EARLIER
james : NO WAY
james : JAAHHAHAHA THAT EXPLAINS YOUR REACTION IN THE GC OML
james : ARE YOU GONNA TELL HIM??
sirius : NO???
sirius : THAT WOULD BE SO EMBARRASSING
sirius : hi remus just thought you should know i had a meltdown earlier bc u were so pretty
sirius : HOW WOULD THAT WORK OUT FOR ME
james : IDK? HONESTY IS THE BEST POLICY?
sirius : NO ITS NOT AND WE ARE BOTH TAKING THIS TO THR GRAVE
sirius : GOT IT??
james : SIR YES SIR
sirius : oh i like that😏
james : do you now😏
james : maybe ill let remus know that then
sirius : JAMES NO FUCK OFF
sirius : i regret so many things
[james changed sirius' nickname to simp]
simp : fuck you.