where the hell have you been locaaaaaa
[Number Neighbours!!!]
[Monday 9 September 8:47am]
james: GOOOOOOOD MORNINF!
james: fuck
james: morning*
peter: morning!
remus: Why are you up so early wtf
james: i have school!!!!!!!
remus: ….like secondary school?
james: i
james: do i give of secondary school vibes???
remus: Um, maybe?
james: i dont know how to feel about this
remus: Sorry I just assume everyone is younger than me I swear it’s not you
james: …i believe you remus 😔
james: and no! i am not in secondary school omfg
james: i meant uni. im 19
mary: wait.
mary: i turned 19 last month!
remus: I’m 19 as well
mary: noah fence remus i thought you’d be like 48…
remus: What.
peter: i did too you text like an old man icl
james: oh god this is karma
remus: James I’m sorry for thinking you were a child but. 48!!!????!!
peter: im 19 too btw
lily: im also 19!
james: woah this is so weird imagine we’re all the same age
james: marlene and sirius get here now how old are you
marlene: i turn 20 in 2 weeks? why lol
peter: WOAH!
james: OMG
sirius: huh? im 19 why?
mary: who wouldve thought
lily: this is so weird
peter: omfg this is so freaky
james: wait does everyone go to uni???!! and if so what u studying!!!
remus: I study classical civilisation but mainly the literature aspects
james: …right…
peter: which is?
remus: I study ancient greek fanfic.
sirius: HAHAHAHHAHA
james: damn wishing id done that instead of chemistry
lily: chemistry!?? omg
lily: im studying medicine!
james: fuck yeah i fucking love chemistry
peter: im doing business!
mary: english lit and also doing a fashion course!
marlene: im doing an apprenticeship in tattooing
sirius: no way omg thats so cool you’ll have to practise on me one day
marlene: i will tattoo a massive cock on your forehead.
mary: SJSJJAHA
sirius: that’s actually exactly what i wanted omg you know me so well 🥰
marlene: cant wait to put that in my portfolio
sirius: i’ll send you some concept sketches sweetpea
marlene: ew
sirius: what you dont like sweetpea?
marlene: i will stab my tattoo gun into your eyeball that made me throw up in my mouth
mary: maybe you two can be enemies to lovers
peter: preach!!
sirius: very sorry marly moo but im very much not into women
marlene: im very much only into women dont worry honeybun
sirius: yeah ok i get it now gross
sirius: i guess me and remus are fated to be enemies to lovers
remus: I hate you
sirius: see!!??!?
remus: Oh my god stop talking
sirius: anything for you my love 😍
mary: as much as i hate to interrupt you two can we please change our nicknames its too bland for my liking
mary: i’ll go first
[mary has changed their name to ronald]
sirius: wha
lily: huh
peter: um?
james: context please ronald
ronald: OH
ronald: LMAO MY SURNAME IS MACDONALD
ronald: SO LIKE RONALD MACDONALD
peter: OHHHH
ronald: I CAN SEE WHY IT MIGHT HAVE BEEN CONFUSING
marlene: AJJAJAHSHS 😭😭
[sirius has changed their name to mf starboy]
mf starboy: as we’ve previously established my name is also a star
mfstarboy: and i used to go crazy to that song at school discos 🤪
james: fair play but nothing can compare to absolutely bussing it down to cotton eye joe
ronald: where did he come from? where did he go 😔
[james has changed their name to cotton eye jim]
cotton eye jim: you inspired me to live my truth
mf starboy: wow i am such an icon
cotton eye jim: motherfucking starboy i owe you my firstborn
mf starboy: keep it pls i cannot stand children
[marlene has changed their name to marley and me]
marleyandme: no explanation needed methinks
ronald: none at all marley moo
mf starboy: bark 😝
marley and me: !!sirius dni!!
mf starboy: but marley 🥺
marley and me: i just said dni can you not fucking read????
[peter has changed their name to remy]
remy: i can quote most of ratatouille of by heart. no i will not be taking any further questions
mfstarboy : now that is a talent
lily: that’s actually impressive
remy: thank you thank you i know
cotton eye jim: ok! lily and remus youre up!
lily: oh shit ok
lily: ummm
[lily has changed their name to merida]
merida: im ginger and unoriginal ok!
marleyandme : ef ye had the chance ta change yer feeat
marleyandme : WIOODYA
remus: Why can’t I just be Remus?
ronald: where is the originality??
ronald: where is the creativity??
marley and me: ronald is right change your name wolf boy
ronald: what why wolf boy
marleyandme: romulus and remus?? founders of rome?? raised by a wolf for like .2 seconds??
ronald : ok sorry im not a nerd????
mf starboy: apology not accepted soz!!
mf starboy: OMG WAIT
[mf starboy changed remus’ name to team jacob]
mf starboy: its perfect
team jacob: Really.
remy: bellaaahh 😏
cottoneyejim : where the hell have you been locaaaaaa 😩
ronald: YOU NICKNAMED MY DAUGHTER AFTER THE LOCH NESS MONSTER?????
merida: SHE’S A BABY!!
ronald: SHES A BABY!!?!
marleyandme : renesme was honest to god terrifying why did they cgi her face 😭
team jacob: Is this a bad time to say I’ve never watched Twilight?
ronald: WHAT
mf starboy: WHAT
remy: NO
cotton eye jim: SHUY UP IMFG
team jacob: I’m sorry?
merida: you should be omfg
mf starboy: remus.
team jacob: No
mf starboy : ok rude
mf starboy : ignoring that!
mf starboy: do you have netflix.
teamjacob : No my free trial ran out and my ex kicked me off theirs
mfstarboy : pm me now i’ll send you my account details
teamjacob : God you have no concept of stranger danger do you?
mf starboy: none at all babe😉😉
merida: im begging you flirt in private messages pls this is vile
marley and me: absolutely agreed
cotton eye jim: hey! what do you guys have against love???
mfstarboy : yeah??!!!? homophobes!!!!!!
teamjacob : I’d actually prefer it if there was no flirting at all thanks
teamjacob : And I’m sorry.. LOVE?????