man is stuck in 2016
[sirius to remus]
[Monday 9 September 9:27am]
sirius: hey remus?
sirius: im sorry if i made you uncomfortable or anything i can stop if you want me to ofc
remus: No it’s fine! I promise you haven’t made me uncomfortable
remus: I get that its just friendly don’t worry
sirius: ok i was worried youd think i was like coming on to you or smth
remus: No of course not I get it
sirius: ok good!
sirius: you still want my netflix account??
remus: I mean if you’re sure?
remus: I’ll also take the name of the street you grew up on if you don’t mind :)
sirius: LMAOASHAHA
sirius: ok let me change my netflix password bc i use the same one for everything and i do actually have some sense of internet safety
sirius: ok my email is [email protected] dont judge me i made it when i was 10
remus: I would never judge you, Sirius the Epic
sirius: fukc off
sirius: ok the password is moonyman
sirius: changed it just for u sweetheart😉
remus: I’m flattered
sirius: just make a profile and WATCH TWILIGHT!!!!
remus: Ok ok!!!
remus: Just wondering, who's Regulus??
sirius: WHAT THE FUCK HUH HOW DO U KNOW REG???
remus: There’s a profile called Regulus dumbarse
sirius: omg you scared the shit out of me i forgot he’s still mooching off my account
remus: An ex I’m guessing?
sirius: EW NO.
sirius: its my younger brother
remus: Shit sorry my bad
sirius: you’re forgiven ig
sirius: now stop talking to me and enjoy the masterpiece that is the twilight saga
sirius: i expect a full review of every movie when you’re done
remus: Just started the first one I’ll let you know when I’m done
sirius: hate to see you leave but love to watch you go😏
remus: That’s not how that
remus: Nevermind
remus: Now shush I’m watching
sirius: 🤐🤐🤐
[regulus to sirius]
[Monday 9 September 1:49pm]
regulus: Who is Remus
regulus: And are they okay?
sirius: huh wdym are they ok?
regulus: No one mentally stable watches all the twilight films in one go
regulus: Trust me
sirius: you worry me
sirius: and yes hes ok! hes never watched twilight before and doesnt have netflix so i let him use mine
regulus: Do you hate this man or smth why would you tell him to do that
sirius: SHUT UP THEYRE NOT THAY BAD YOURE JUST A FUCKING FILM BRO
sirius: i bet ur fav film is fight club🙄🙄
regulus: It’s actually the live action Cat in the Hat but close enough
sirius: dont lie reggie that movie gave u nightmares.
regulus: Fine. My favourite film is not the live action Cat in the Hat
regulus: But I won’t tell you what my actual favourite film is.
sirius: booooo ur so boring
sirius: ANYWAYS MINE IS THE AMAZING SPIDERMAN!
regulus: Don’t care. Didn’t ask.
sirius: why must we be related
[Number Neighbours!!!]
[Monday 9 September 2:03pm]
mf starboy: hey guys my brother was mean to me today so im starting a kickstarter to put him down
mfstarboy : benefits of putting him down would be i get insulted way less
marley and me: man is stuck in 2016
marley and me: VINE DIED GET OVER IT!
cotton eye jim: NEVERRRRR
cotton eye jim: RIP VINE YOU WILL BE MISSED
remy: mmmm watchu saaaay
marely and me: is this who we are
ronald: THIS HOUSE IS A FUCKING NIGHTMARE
mf starboy: when theres too much drama at school??
cotton eye jim: ALL YOU GOTTA DO IS WALK AWAAAYYAYYYAYAY
mf starboy: ANYWAY before i was so rudely interrupted
marley and me: you’d literally finished speaking
mf starboy: AHEM
mf starboy: as i was saying my brother told me to fuck off when i asked what his comfort film is
mf starboy: SO im asking you guys!!!!!! tell me so i know the kinda person you are this tells me more than your astrological chart ever could
cotton eye jim: angus thongs and perfect snogging is a comfort movie of mine
cotton eye jim: dont ask idk either
merida: THAT FIREEEE YOU IGNITED!!!GOOD BAD AND UNDECIDED!!!!BURNS WHEN I STAND BESIDE IT
merida: YOURE LIGHT IS ULTRAVIOLET
cotten eye jim: YOUR LIGHT IS ULTRWVUOLET!
ronald: that is so valid that song goes hard
mf starboy: mmm i see i see
ronald: mine is probably clueless im basic
marley and me: clueless is iconic so fair enough
remy: flushed away
mf starboy: really peter?
remy: its a beautiful film
merida: i’ll take your word for it
merida: mines probably 2019 little women
mfstarboy: SO VALID
merida: JO AND LAURIE OR AMY AND LAURIE????
merida: your answer will make or break this friendship
mf starboy: AMY AND LAURIE DUH????!!?
merida : THANK FUCK!
merida: the way florence pugh as amy made me realise i was bi
ronald: florence pugh in black widow tho🤤
marley and me: i love that woman
marley and me: also im gonna go for nativity🫶😔
ronald: PAAHAHHA
cotton eye jim: FROM THE MOMENT THAT I SAW HER FIRST
cotton eye jim: SHE STOLE MY HEART NOW ITS ABOUT TO BURST
cotton eye jim: IM THE GUY SHE TWINKLES FOR
remy: JE TADORE!!!
mf starboy: JE T’ADORE!!!!CAUSE SHES BLINDING ME WITH LOVE
remy: SHES MY SAVIOUR FROM ABOVE!
marley and me: I WAS KIDDING
ronald: SHES THE BRIGHTEST STAR IVE EVER SEEEEEEEEEN
marley and me: stop this madness please
marley and me: im begging im gonna have it stuck in my head for the rest of the week
ronald: mr maddens was a DILF
mf starboy: YOU ARE SO CORRECT
remy: he didnt have kids tho?
ronald: you dont need kids to be a dilf its an aesthetic
mf starboy: its more than j an aesthetic is a mindset
ronald: preach i love you
mf starboy: love you too mary moo
marley and me: your nicknames are so repetitive get new ones
mf starboy: hmmmm. no!
merida: wheres remus? he kinda disappeared
mf starboy: according to my informant he is currently 3/4 through twilight eclipse
remy: that’s terrifying how do you know
merida: are you watching him through his phone camera wtaf
mf starboy: NO IDIOTS
mf starboy: I GAVE HIM MY NETFLIX
mf starboy: AND I CAN SEE HIS CURRENTLY WATCHING IM NOT A STALKER
cotton eye jim: sounds like something a stalker would say
team jacob: Sirius is actually watching the CCTV footage from the cameras he put all over my house while I was asleep.
mf starboy: REMUS WTF
remy: I KNEW IT
ronald: PAHAHAGGA STOP
team jacob: I had to warn the rest of them before you did it to them as well
cotton eye jim: stop im scared
team jacob: Also my comfort film is Dead Poets Society.
marley and me: in what world is that movie comforting
mf starboy: aha i see. so you are not heterosexual.
team jacob: …
team jacob: You would be correct
ronald: congrats king but can we cycle back to dps being a COMFORT FILM???
ronald: do you enjoy having your heart ripped out or smth
team jacob: Maybe ;)
cotton eyed jim: AHSHHAHA
merida: remus you are a sadist
remy: agreed!!!!!
team jacob: My other comfort film is Narnia: Prince Caspian if that’s better?
mf starboy: slightly
ronald: much better
ronald: tho i am biased bc of my massive crush on benjiman barnes
remy: who?
ronald: peter. please be joking
remy: im so sorry!!?
ronald: its ok babe but omfg
ronald: look him up
ronald: NOW
remy: ok????
team jacob: Prince Caspian was my first ever fictional crush
cotton eye jim: mine was the pink alien from backyardigans.
cotton eye jim: no i dont wish to talk about it
marley and me: can we please move on quickly i dont want to see that message anymore
merida: agreed
remy: wow ok i understand mary
remy: goddamn that is an attractive man
remy: WAIT HES THE DARKLING!!?!!
ronald: YOUVE WATCHED SHADOW AND BONE???????
remy: OBVIOUSLY????!?
ronald: peter you are now my favourite
remy: awww mary
remy: remus is my fav tho #sorrynotsorry
team jacob: Thanks Pete love you too
mf starboy: REMUS😭😭
mf starboy: ratboy i will fight you for remus’ heart
merida : hey remus can choose who he loves hes an independent woman!
team jacob : Thanks I think?