HELLO
[Sunday 8 September 11:34pm]
[ (XXXXX-XXXX03) has added 7 people to the chat]
[ (XXXXX-XXXX03) has renamed the chat Number Neighbours!!!]
(XXXXX-XXXX03): helloooo
(XXXXX-XXXX05): Do I know you?
(XXXXX-XXXX06): HELLO
(XXXXX-XXXX06): shit sorry didnt mean to put that in caps
(XXXXX-XXXX06): hello*
(XXXXX-XXXX08): who tf are u why am i here
(XXXXX-XXXX02): hi?
(XXXXX-XXXX03): welcome number neighbours!
(XXXXX-XXXX05): Literally what.
(XXXXX-XXXX07): omg wait i saw this on twt hi!
(XXXXX-XXXX04): YO I WAS GONNA DO THIS NO WAY
(XXXXX-XXXX03): WOAH GREAT MINDS AMIRIGHT?
(XXXXX-XXXX05): Why am I here?? Who are you?
(XXXXX-XXXX04): SO TRUE!!
(XXXXX-XXXX03): mate calm down its a trend where you text someone with the same number as you but like one digit different
(XXXXX-XXXX06): i thought you only texted one number tho
(XXXXX-XXXX03): BORING!!! i wanted a whole fuckinf community
(XXXXX-XXXX03): ok introduce yourselfs!
(XXXXX-XXXX05): Yourselves* and why would I do that I literally don’t know you
(XXXXX-XXXX03): im not asking for your bank details just say your name or smth so i can save you in my phone!
(XXXXX-XXXX03): anyway im james!
james: whos next?
(XXXXX-XXXX05): Yeah not happening.
(XXXXX-XXXX06): im peter!
james: welcome to the neighborhood petey
peter: happy to be here ig?
(XXXXX-XXXX07): im mary lol
(XXXXX-XXXX04): my name is sirius yes im aware its stupid please dont say anything
james: ….siriusly
sirius: ladies and gents we have our selves a comedian!!!
mary: omg sick like the star!!
sirius: yes wtf howd you know
mary: i like astrology ok sue me
(XXXXX-XXXX08) : you all seem harmless enough ig im marlene
sirius: omg wait whats your sign
mary: im a leo!!!! wbu
sirius: dont judge me ok promise??
marlene: oh god nvm this is dumb
mary: i cant make that promise im sorry
sirius: im…… a scorpio…..
mary: die.
peter: HSHAHAHAH
marlene: understandable reaction
james: god theres already so much hostility guys i wanted to make friends
(XXXXX-XXXX02): im lily and im an aquarius!
mary: omg i love aquariuses
mary: thats defo not right fuck
peter: aquariei?
lily: i have no clue sorry!
(XXXXX-XXXX05): Did none of you listen to the internet safety talks in primary??
james: nope!
marlene: nah not really
sirius: no i did not!
(XXXXX-XXXX05): Oh god you’re all hopeless
mary: just tell us your name!!
sirius: and your first pet or mothers maiden name if youre feeling generous ;)
(XXXXX-XXXX05): Lmao. No
marlene: LAMAKAJJAO
sirius: please 05 how can we have an enemies to lovers storyline if you wont even tell me your name?!!!!!??!!??
marlene: oh god we have some wattpad bitches in the chat
mary: disgusting honestly
(XXXXX-XXXX05): Remus
sirius: ok and romulus? whats your point?
(XXXXX-XXXX05): That’s my name dipshit.
james: lmaodisjdjdk
sirius: o shit my bad mate
sirius: bit of a weird name tho you cant blame me
lily: whos gonna tell them.
remus: You really can’t talk “Sirius”
sirius: youve got me there babe
remus: Babe????
sirius: yes babe our enemies to lovers plotline god its like you dont even listen to me
remus: I want to leave.
james: TOO LATE!
mary: SJAJDJDJD
james: ok we have names! now pronouns pls and thank you i dont want to misgender anyone! im he/him lets gooo
lily: she/her!!
james: and if any of you say some fucking nor/mal shit you will be evicted.
peter: HAHAHA YES
peter: he him btw
sirius: he/him but im also fine with they/them
remus: He/Him
mary: she her!!>3
mary: oh ffs <3*
marlene: she/her
james: one last question! if any of you are bigots gtfo.
sirius: ok so no ones left im guessing we’re all chill
peter: yep!!!
lily: yes ofc
remus: I still don’t trust any of you but good to know
james: we will win you over remus dont worry
remus: Too late. I’m constantly worried
lily: felt^
james: i actually need to sleep i have shit to do in the morning but see you all tmr neighbours!!
mary: byeeeeee
marlene: see ya ig
peter: BYEE
remus: Oh god I’m regretting this