Waltzing and wills
(10th October, Monday 17:25)
(we love Taylor)
Moony: I hate public people
Padfoot: public people ??
Moony: people in public
Moony: they’re rude, and loud, and cough
Moony: and they bump into you and make you spill tea on yourself
Padfoot: soooooo you're just grumpy because you spilled tea
Moony: AND A KID COUGHED ON ME!!!!
Moony: I'm not grumpy !!! my social battery has just run out :(
Padfoot: ugh I hate when that happens
Moony: me toooo, one minute I was having a great time with Lily and next thing I know I hate everyone and have to go home
Padfoot: I meant spilling my drink but that too
Padfoot: I'm sorry! that sucks :(
Padfoot: we can talk later if talking is too much now??
Moony: no it’s ok, talking to you is just… different ? I dunno my battery doesn’t run out with you
Moony: plus i’ve had a nap and feel a bit better
Padfoot: well then Moony dearest be prepared to hear all about my day ;)
Moony: you know what.. on second thoughts maybe I am still tired ?
Padfoot: too late moonbeam
Moony: oh that’s a new one
Padfoot: I have a folder of Moony nicknames, I thought of this one today in class
Moony: good to see you were paying attention as usual
Padfoot: ……. no comment
Padfoot: ANYWAYYYYY
Padfoot: here is what happened to one, amazing, sexy, cool, Padfoot today
Moony: insufferable
Padfoot: Moony enough compliments, don’t try too hard you might pull a muscle or something
Moony: *fuck you*
Padfoot: putting it in little stars doesn’t make it less of an insult !?!?
Moony: that was me just thinking it, not saying it :)
Padfoot: continuing about my day because I don’t appreciate your attitude >:(
Padfoot: I got ready because I had class today, and listened to Taylor while I was getting ready, then champagne problems came on and I was on the verge of tears
Padfoot: thennnnn my tears ricochet came on and the tears were POURING
Padfoot: so I had to redo my eyeliner all over again :(
Moony: crying to this is me trying and mirrorball is my only personality trait
Padfoot: and it’s the only one that matters
Padfoot: crying to Family Line is my only personality trait :)
Moony: I fucking love superache
Moony: it’s just 40 minutes of pure pain
Padfoot: sad music>>>>>
Moony: oh 100%
Padfoot: continuing making this all about me :)
Padfoot: Well class was class, very uneventful (apart from the obvious new addition to my collection of nicknames for you!!)
Padfoot: I came home and James made us lunch
Padfoot: and now I'm texting someone
Padfoot: their super cool AND suppperrr pretty ;)
Moony: what
Moony: who?
Padfoot: just someone I met a while ago
Padfoot: they’re pretty amazing ;)
Moony: oh
*10 mins later*
Moony: that’s great
Padfoot: Moony
Moony: mhmm
Padfoot: it’s you!?
Padfoot: the person I'm talking to is you!!??
Moony: ohhhh ok
Padfoot: why
Padfoot: jealous? ;)
Moony: NO
Padfoot: youuu sureee
Moony: Pads I was NOT jealous
Padfoot: thou doth protest too much
Moony: shut up
Padfoot: never moonshine, you’re the light of my life ;))
Moony: and James is the light of mine
Padfoot: WHAT??? you can’t choose James !?!?
Moony: hmmmm maybe Reggie then ?
Padfoot: no Mooonnyyyy stop this madness
Moony: how committed is Andy to her husband ?
Padfoot: VERYYY!!!!
Padfoot: stop choosing my other family members >:(
Padfoot: I'm the only one you can choose :(
Moony: now who's jealous ?
Padfoot: HA HA HA
Padfoot: you’re so funny Moony I nearly forgot to laugh :/
Moony: oohhh touchy
Padfoot: if you want ;)
Moony: insufferable
Moony: I think Reggie and I would be very good friends though
Padfoot: ugh you woulddddd
Padfoot: I would be super jealous :(
Moony: that I have other friends???
Padfoot: THAT YOU CHOSE MY SIBLING OVER ME!!
Moony: I just said we would be friends!! I’m not choosing him over you
Padfoot: If you guys do become friends you have to promise that I’m always going to be your favourite though!!
Moony: …………
Padfoot: Mooonyyyy -_-
Moony: I don’t want to choose, what if I like him more?!
Padfoot: you wouldn't dare!!
Moony: I don't know Regulus does seem pretty cool, and we have a lot in common
Padfoot: Moony :(
Moony: ugh fine
Moony: If Regulus and I become friends, you will still be my favourite
Padfoot: glad to hear it ;)
Padfoot: So what is our topic of conversation for the afternoon moonshine ?!??
Moony: ehhhhh
Moony: tell me something really random about yourself ??
Padfoot: Moony that’s a terrible question
Moony: shut up I'm tired
Padfoot: well ask and you shall receive
Padfoot: I was trained in ballet and ballroom dancing until I was 13
Moony: YOU CAN WALTZ?!?
Padfoot: Moony I waltz like a god
Padfoot: like a god of waltz’s
Moony: yes because there are soooo many waltz gods *says with a deadpan expression on my face*
Padfoot: you know about ancient Rome and Greece, didn't they have a god for everything !?!? why not waltz
Moony: waltz didn’t originate until the 13th Century so, no, there was not a god of waltz
Padfoot: you just casually know when waltz was invented !?!????
Moony: I grew up watching strictly come dancing, me and Lils still watch it every year and I call my mam after every episode to talk about it
Moony: I always remember the history bits, life of a history student :’)
Padfoot: MOONY!!!
Padfoot: you’re a ballroom dance nerd and I can ballroom dance, we’re perfect for each other
Padfoot: adding that to the list
Moony: the list ??
Padfoot: come on Moony, keep up
Padfoot: the list of why we’re soulmates !!!!
Moony: *slaps forehead*
Moony: of course how could I forget
Padfoot: your sarcasm isn’t appreciated young man -_-
Moony: well then I guess I'll just leave, maybe enjoy my evening ??
Moony: it’s bake off tonight :)))))) I love bake off smmmmm
Padfoot: ughhh me too, I miss Mary Berry, Sue and Mel though
Moony: me toooooo, the new presenters just don’t have the same vibe
Moony: and I miss the fun history bits :(
Padfoot: offfff course you do
Moony: hey they were very interesting!!!!
Padfoot: oh I’m sure
Moony: I don’t like when other people use sarcasm :(
Padfoot: hypocrite !!
Moony: maybe so *shrugs nonchalantly*
Padfoot: your tone indicators entertain me
Moony: Well emojis stress me out, but I have to use something to show what I mean !!!
Padfoot: emojis stress you out?
Moony: yes
Moony: don’t question it >:(
Padfoot: it’s forgotten !!
Moony: good :))
Moony: ewwwww
Moony: Lily says I have to go make dinner with her
Moony: gross :(
Padfoot: be grateful to the goddess that is Lily Evans !!!!
Moony: ugh FINE
Moony: bye Padfoot
Moony: enjoy bake off :)
Padfoot: I willlll
(13th October, Thursday 03:12)
(we love Taylor)
Padfoot: at what age should one begin writing their will??
Moony: I-
Moony: no
Moony: come back at a reasonable hour
Padfoot: :(
(11:28)
Moony: I dunno, do you have shit you want to give to people??
Padfoot: oh so NOW it’s ok talk about this
Padfoot: Do I mean nothing to you Moony?!??
Padfoot: you brushed me off like I meant nothing
Padfoot: NOTHING!!!
Moony: IT WAS THREE IN THE MORNING?!???
Padfoot: :(
Moony: when you’re not winning an argument you can’t just send a sad face???
Padfoot: :’(
Moony: ugh ok
Moony: I think you should probably have one if you have a lot of money, property etc
Moony: like your flat, in case of an accident who would continue to pay your rent
Moony: things like that
Padfoot: oh ok
Padfoot: I only know one thing that I want to put on it though
Moony: Do I want to know??
Padfoot: I want you to bury me with some extra bones and shit just to fuck with archaeologists in a thousand years :)
Moony: …….
Moony: I-
Moony: I have no words
Padfoot: SEE MOONY I DO MAKE YOU SPEECHLESS!!!!!!!
Moony: that’s one way to put it, sure :/
Moony: completely unrelated but should I contact James on the current state of your mental well-being and whether we need to be worried about you?!?!?!
Padfoot: you said we!!!
Padfoot: I knew you cared about me moonshine :’)
Padfoot: this is the best day of my life!!!!
Moony: can I still use the ‘it’s too early for this’ excuse ???
Padfoot: nope
Moony: :(
Padfoot: don’t steal my thing!!!!
Moony: :’(
Padfoot: FINE!
Padfoot: leave
Padfoot: but just know I’m taking you out of my will!!!!
Moony: :)
(15th October, Saturday 13:42)
(we love Taylor)
Padfoot: what is it called when you text and drive at the same time?!??
Moony: texting and driving?
Padfoot: that’s the one
Padfoot: gotta go
Moony: wait
Moony: what?
(15:46)
Padfoot: sorry I was having a debate with Reggie and I needed to win :)
Moony: sometimes your stupidity astounds me
Moony: and then I remember you’re actually smart
Moony: and that just makes it even worse
Padfoot: :(
Moony: do I even want to know what the debate was about?
Padfoot: ………
Padfoot: who had committed more crimes :/
Moony: I’m sorry, WHAT?
Padfoot: well Peter was like out of all of us who is most likely to go to jail
Padfoot: and then Reggie and I both said we would
Padfoot: so we did a tally to see who had committed more crimes
Moony: And who won?
Padfoot: neither of us had actually committed any crimes that would result in jail time :/
Moony: oh good
Padfoot: then we all just kind of got into a whole, ‘how would you frame someone for murder’ debate
Moony: I-
Moony: ok sure
Moony: why not :/
Padfoot: well Wormy is an evil genius and he definitely won that one
Padfoot: he said he would betray us all to a higher evil power, then work as a double agent, kill James and his partner, blame it on me because of my shitty family, make it plausible so no one would believe me, and he would escape and hide out in a far away country
Moony: what about Reggie?
Moony: wouldn’t he know?
Padfoot: yeah we said that :/
Padfoot: Peter said he would have drowned a couple of years before so he wasn’t a problem skjsjehebbe
Moony: ok now I’m REALLY confused
Padfoot: oh Reggie can’t swim
Padfoot: it’s very funny !!!
Moony: is it?
Padfoot: yes :)
Moony: ok circling back
Moony: I feel like I need to be slightly terrified of Peter now :/
Padfoot: I KNOW!!!
Padfoot: James was terrified
Padfoot: but Wormy promised he would never actually do it (in this reality anyway)
Moony: I’m scared for James !!
Padfoot: hey!!!
Padfoot: what about me?!??
Moony: you could still call me once a month from your cell :)
Padfoot: but you wouldn’t answer because everyone would be turned against me!!!
Padfoot: You would be all alone believing the love of your life had killed your best friends!!!
Moony: love of my life?!?
Padfoot: you will see it soon enough Moony, we are soulmates!!!
Moony: ……
Moony: why do I even put up with you?
Padfoot: my charming nature?
Moony: yeah something along those lines
Moony: but Lily is my best friend?? how would she play into Peter's plan?
Padfoot: oh well she would be married to James
Moony: if I could get her to date anyone it would be a miracle
Moony: dating is NOT Lily’s thing
Padfoot: but James is perfect :(
Moony: oh I don’t doubt it
Padfoot: plus their kids would be so cute!!!
Moony: you don’t even know what Lily looks like?!?
Padfoot: I only like pretty people Moony
Padfoot: and I like Lily almost more than I like you
Padfoot: so if I associate with you, you’re automatically pretty
Moony: did you just use this WHOLE story as an excuse to call me pretty !!??
Padfoot: hey when the opportunity arises I’m not gonna say no ;)
Moony: mhmm well I’m saying no
Padfoot: Moony don’t goooo
Padfoot: :(
Moony: sorry Padfoot I have homework to do :/
Padfoot: but you need to spend all the time that you have left with me before I go to jail for 13 years and you hate me forever !!!!
Moony: only 13 years?
Padfoot: well obviously I would eventually escape, adopt Harry, get back together with you and we raise Harry as our own
Moony: and Harry is James and Lily’s hypothetical love child?
Padfoot: mhmm, that’s the one!
Moony: what if I don’t forgive you??
Moony: You left me alone for 13 years!!
Padfoot: well you have other friends to support you !!
Moony: oh no they all died before you went to jail
Moony: this higher power you speak of killed them all :/
Padfoot: Moony :(
Padfoot: you’re ruining the game :(
Moony: hey I’m just giving you all the hypotheticals here!!!
Padfoot: I don’t like the hypotheticals :/
Padfoot: go for your homework and let me grieve our once beautiful love in peace :’(
Moony: insufferable
Padfoot: love you too Moonbeam XOXOX