Greys Anatomy and teacher seduction
(18th October, Tuesday 13:45)
(Disowned Blacks)
Disownedblack1: soooooooo
Disownedblack1: are we going to talk about it??
Disownedblack2: talk about what?
Disownedblack1: the fact that you are basically IN LOVE with a stranger you accidentally texted
Disownedblack2: I AM NOT!!!
Disownedblack1: oh you SO are
Disownedblack2: no!!!!
Disownedblack2: Moony is just my
Disownedblack1: if you say friend I will break my doctor's orders, drive to Hogsmeade, and slap you!!!
Disownedblack2: damn you really are acting like my mother :/
Disownedblack2: next thing you know it’s, ‘If you continue these homosexual activities you will no longer be my son!’
Disownedblack1: yeah nice try but you can’t deflect with that!!
Disownedblack1: we have the same trauma so that doesn’t work on me
Disownedblack2: :(
Disownedblack2: ok so maybe I have a teeny tiny crush on Moony :/
Disownedblack1: HA! I KNEW IT!!!
Disownedblack3: Told you.
Disownedblack2: Reggie ?!?!
Disownedblack2: the betrayal :(
Disownedblack3: I'm not sorry.
Disownedblack2: ok so I have a SMALL crush on someone, so what
Disownedblack1: Reggie has a small crush on someone in his class and I don’t know about their star sign, eye colour, personality traits and never ending sarcasm
Disownedblack2: I-
Disownedblack2: no it’s not like it just
Disownedblack2: ughhhh shut up
Disownedblack1: never !
Disownedblack3: No way.
Disownedblack2: ok so MAYBE I like him
Disownedblack2: but why are we talking about it??
Disownedblack3: I have a very busy schedule, so I would need to know the wedding date soon so I can pencil it into my diary.
Disownedblack2: 🖕🏻
Disownedblack3: Rude.
Disownedblack2: I don’t like this :(
Disownedblack1: well I just want you to not spend three years pining and maybe do something about this crush?
Disownedblack2: orrrrrr we could talk about the fact that Bellatrix is continuing the Black tradition of incest, did you see the wedding announcement in the newspaper?
Disownedblack1: oh god
Disownedblack3: Welcome to the noble and most ancient house of black: high cheekbones and even higher rates on incest.
Disownedblack2: jsjshshshhdhdjdbd
Disownedblack2: ok I need that on record
Disownedblack1: Reggie I’m so proud of you :’)
Disownedblack3: Yeah Sirius she’s definitely not our mother.
Disownedblack2: Oh Walpurga could never
Disownedblack3: Maybe only to Kreacher?
Disownedblack2: she loved that evil little chihuahua more than she ever loved us :’)
Disownedblack3: He always hated you.
Disownedblack2: just because he always liked you doesn’t mean you have to be mean!!!!
Disownedblack1: I remember being at your house and Kreacher biting Sirius
Disownedblack2: and on that note, I’m leaving :)
Disownedblack3: Oh no.
Disownedblack3: Whatever will we do without you.
Disownedblack2: 🖕🏻
(17:35)
(We love Taylor)
Moony: please kill me now x
Padfoot: :(
Padfoot: I don’t wanna
Moony: oh you will
Padfoot: I’m sensing something happened ??
Moony: Yes
Moony: I was packing my stuff up at the end of class, and I accidentally whacked the random stranger beside me with my folder when I took it out of my bag
Padfoot: that’s not too bad??
Moony: that’s not the bad bit!!
Moony: then I panicked so much and was trying to decide between saying ‘I’m so fucking sorry’ or ‘Are you ok’
Padfoot: oh no
Moony: so I shouted in this poor unassuming person’s face, “Are you fucking sorry!”
Padfoot: oh Moony :/
Moony: So that was my day :(
Moony: so yes, please kill me
Padfoot: aw Moony I really would, but despite how much I love you, I’m already being framed for James and Lily’s murder, you’re murder will just up my jail time :/
Moony: if you really loved me you would take the jail time :(
Padfoot: oh so you only acknowledge my love when it’s convenient for you!!?!?
Moony: yes :)
Padfoot: this relationship is starting to feel very one sided Moonshine
Moony: well as I recall you started this by promising to win me over??
Moony: and somehow you still haven’t won me over?
Padfoot: I don't
Padfoot: that’s not
Padfoot: you’re
Padfoot: ugh I hate you :(
Moony: no you don't :)
Padfoot: possibly not :/
(10 minutes later)
Padfoot: Moony you good?
(30 minutes later)
Padfoot: Moony?
(1 hour later)
Moony: sorry!!!
Padfoot: where have you been??
Moony: making furious passionate love to Professor Binns of course
Padfoot: oh pray tell ;)
Moony: seriously??
Padfoot: I’m always sirius
Moony: serious**
Moony: god you can’t even spell
Padfoot: ……… yeah sure
Moony: why do you mean 'yeah sure'??
Moony: sirius is the brightest star in our galaxy
Moony: someone serious is someone who is sincere and earnest
Moony: very different things
Padfoot: ok :)
Moony: why do I feel like I’m being gaslighted??!!!
Padfoot: jsjsnbebebned no Moony it’s just a joke to do with my name
Moony: oh fuck I forgot
Padfoot: it’s ok I’ll forgive you :)
Moony: ……
Moony: insufferable
Padfoot: why thank you, you’re not so bad yourself ;)
Moony: why do I even put up with you??
Padfoot: oh where to start
Padfoot: my amazing storytelling skills
Padfoot: my raw sexual magnetism ;)
Padfoot: my pranking talent
Padfoot: I have the amazing ability to never get sunburned and just tan beautifully;)
Moony: ok ok I get it!!!
Padfoot: :)
Moony: :(
Padfoot: no no sad face!!!
Moony: :(
Padfoot: :) !!!
Moony: :/
Padfoot: :(
Moony: :)
Padfoot: you would smile at my pain!???!?
Moony: I’m just evil like that :)
Padfoot: Moonshine you are mean :(
Moony: I’m about to become even meaner
Moony: I have to go help Lils move furniture around
Padfoot: I knew you didn’t really love me :’(
Moony: yep, there’s another woman
Padfoot: well now I have to go drown my sorrows in Ben and Jerry’s ice cream and Wandavision
Moony: you enjoy that!!
Padfoot: enjoy moving furniture with your mistress -_-
Moony: oh I will !!!!
(20th October, Thursday 12:33)
(We love Taylor)
Padfoot: do you think Minnie would give me an A on my art project if I seduced her??
Moony: depends
Moony: how good are you at seducing women considering your affinity for men??
Padfoot: you know what I'm actually surprisingly good at it !!
Padfoot: something about my rugged good looks being appealing to all genders ?? I'm not sure
Moony: smooth :/
Padfoot: I tend to be
Moony: can I be frank?
Padfoot: I don’t see how changing your name will help, but sure
Padfoot: can I still be Padfoot though?
Moony: I-
Moony: why
Padfoot: do you put up with me??
Padfoot: I would list more of the incredible things about me
Padfoot: but I’m convinced this is just a trick so you can learn all my amazing qualities :/
Moony: you figured out my master plan!!
Padfoot: well despite what you think I am quite intelligent
Moony: …… sure
Padfoot: ok do you want to see all my A’s and A*’s ?!?
Moony: now how many of these A’s are a bi product of your seduction skills??
Padfoot: :(
Padfoot: you aren’t fun today :/
Moony: sorry
Moony: I’m mad
Padfoot: at me??
Moony: no!!!
Moony: at greys anatomy
Padfoot: ohhhh
Padfoot: why?
*Incoming call from Moony*
“Hello?”
“So they made the most amazing character arc over sixteen seasons for Alex just for them to ruin his whole character in one episode!!!”
“The Alex that married Joe would never EVER leave her for Izzie.”
“Children or no children he would’ve AT THE VERY LEAST come back and explain everything in person to Jo.”
“He would never have left her like that!!”
“And don’t even get me started on him just abandoning Mer like that!”
*laughter*
“So instead of Shonda ruining his whole character arc I just have decided that Alex actually died and Jo made up that he left to cope with his death. Because she’s been abandoned many times before, but she had never lost a loved one!”
“Well now I have had all of Grey's Anatomy ruined for me Moony?!?!”
“Not alll of it!”
“Just most.”
“Yes well I had to rant to someone about this!!”
“I listen to your inane chatter constantly. I figured you owe me one.”
*overexaggerated affronted gasp*
“Inane chatter?!?”
“Moony, how could you?”
“Hey sarcasm is supposed to be my thing in this…… thing.”
“This thing?”
“This friendship.”
*dramatically*
“Oof, now that one hurt.”
*laughing*
“Oh fuck off!
“Ok so that’s what ‘this’ is, being friendzoned?”
“Well you relentlessly flirt with me and I’m consistently rude back, so yes friendzoned is what I’m going with.”
“Oh but Moonshine I know your secret!”
*confused*
“My secret?”
“You being rude IS how you flirt!!”
*scoffing*
“Ok now that’s just absurd!”
*teasingly*
“Is it though Moony?”
“Is it?”
“Ok I get it!”
“Is itttttttt Moony??”
“Is ittttttttttt-“
*laughing*
“Oh fuck off.”
*faking disdain*
“Is that how you really speak to your future husband?”
“Oh ‘future husband’, is what we’re going with now?”
“I thought I had just friendzoned you?”
“See you seem to still underestimate just how much I have to win Moony!!”
“Win what?”
“You.”
*spluttering*
“Me?”
“Well, win you over!”
“I promised to, and I never break a promise!”
“You promised to get me fruit pastels yesterday and you forgot!”
*exclaiming in shock*
“Prongs what the fuck I thought you were in the kitchen?”
*laughing*
“I was but I heard Moony’s voice and I wanted to say hi!!”
*laughing*
“Hi James.”
“Heyyy Moony!!”
*pouting*
“James, stop stealing my Moony!!”
“I quite literally said two words to him!”
*laughing*
*huffing*
“Hey Prongs want to see a butterfly?”
“No Padfoot you can’t do that one any more!”
“Thank you, come with me to the kitchen to see it!”
“Padfoot, no!”
*clattering*
*laughing*
“Padfoot you just threw the butter across the fucking kitchen!”
“Well don’t take my Moony!”
*squealing with laughter*
“Sorry Moony I have to go James has just pulled a wooden spoon out of the drawer!!”
*laughing*
“That’s ok Padfoot.”
“I’m rooting for you Prongs!”
“Hey what the fuc-“
“I appreciate your support Moony!”
“Mhmm my pleasure Prongs, just don’t kill him or they will come complaining to me later.”
“Will do Moony, will do.”
*squealing*
“Bye Moony!!!”
*snort of amusement*
“Bye Padfoot”
*Call ended 30mins 22sec”
(we love Taylor)
(17:33)
Moony: I have defeated mentally illness
Padfoot: Ooh slay
Padfoot: how?
Moony: I took a shower and made my bed
Padfoot: those are goals
Moony: I win mental health
Padfoot: oh I have no doubt!
Moony: I just finished season 18 of grey's anatomy so I’m going to go and rewatch the whole thing from the start
Padfoot: and it doesn’t count as mentally ill because you showered and cleaned your room!!!
Moony: EXACTLY!
Moony: thank you !
Padfoot: mental illness is one of my fortes ;)
Moony: the winky face really shouldn’t be at the end of that sentence :/
Padfoot: a winky face can be at the end of any sentence Moony!!!
Moony: I highly doubt that
Padfoot: I’ll prove it!!
Padfoot: how did your day go ;)
Padfoot: I’m mentally ill ;)
Padfoot: my dad died ;)
Moony: I-
Moony: Padfoot I’m so sorry
Padfoot: oh really don’t be
Padfoot: it was a while ago and he was a bastard
Padfoot: kind of ironic he died of genetic disease
Padfoot: The most Noble and Ancient House of Black; high cheekbones, even higher rates of incest ;)
Moony: ok a winky face DEFINITELY isn’t supposed to be there
Moony: wait, Black?
Padfoot: oh shit
Moony: That’s a fucking cool surname
Moony: don’t worry, I won’t look your family or anything up
Padfoot: thank you
Padfoot: and sorry I kinda told you my name with no preparation!!
Padfoot: I mean I know that it’s not a hugeee deal
Moony: Padfoot
Padfoot: but still I mean it’s still like information you probably don’t want sprung on you
Moony: Pads
Padfoot: I mean it’s not a huge part of me because it’s just a name to me, I’m part of James’ family, honestly if I was really bothered I would just change it to James’ surname
Moony: PADFOOT!!!
Padfoot: yeah :)
Moony: it’s all fine
Moony: really!!
Moony: I mean we have been friends for like a month now, most people know each others names when they first become friends
Moony: although I’m still not fully convinced you won’t steal my identity once you do know my name
Padfoot: you really need to stop figuring out my elaborate plans!!!
Padfoot: so maybe soon ?
Moony: I don’t see why not :)
Moony: if the timings right I’m not going to stop you
Moony: however not today because I’m wayyyy too tired for you to make fun of my name for the next twenty four hours
Padfoot: do you really think so lowly of me Moonshine :(
Moony: yep :)
Padfoot: you’re probably right :/
Moony: I’m always right ;)
Padfoot: MOONY!!!!
Padfoot: you can’t just flirt with me out of nowhere?!?
Padfoot: I haven’t mentally prepared myself for it
Moony: ……
Moony: Oh look at the time!!
Moony: I better go restart Grey’s !!!
Padfoot: one day you will properly flirt with me Moony!!!
Moony: mhmm you keep believing that
Padfoot: oh I will ;)