Cats and winky faces
(22nd Sept, Thursday 16:17)
(We love Taylor)
Padfoot: I'm in the middle of re watching wandavision with Prongs
Padfoot: wandavision >>>>>
Padfoot: IT'S SO GOOD
Padfoot: BUT SO SAD I'M BALLING. WHY DOES WANDA HAVE SO MUCH TRAUMA!!
Padfoot: AND ELIZABETH OLSEN IS JUST THE CUTEST HUMAN EVER. LIKE SHE'S LIKE A SUNFLOWER THAT I WANNA HAVE AROUND ALL THE TIME
Padfoot: I LOVE HER SMMM
Padfoot: I don’t care what anyone says, wanda is the most powerful avenger it’s not even a questionnn
Padfoot: SHE'S LITERALLY A NEXUS BEING!!!
(23rd Sept, Friday 18:13)
(We love Taylor)
Padfoot: 70s music>>>
Padfoot: BOWIE, ABBA, ELTON JOHN, FLEETWOOD MAC, THE BEE GEES!!!!
Padfoot: also I know technicallyyyyyy it’s 80s, but queen is my everything !!!!!!!
Padfoot: I really need more bowie vinyls, like ten really isn’t enough
Padfoot: ugh I also need to get some abba vinyls
Padfoot: I have an assignment due but I'm gonna procrastinate and watch mamma mia instead
(19:17)
Padfoot: GIMMIE GIMMIE A MAN AFTER MIDNIGHHTTTTT
(19:48)
Padfoot: I will ALWAYS cry at slipping through my fingers, I love my mummy issues :’)
(20:15)
Padfoot: WHO LET MERYL STREEP BE THAT GOOD
Padfoot: HER VOICE OMGGGG
Padfoot: the winner takes it all>>>
(24th Sept, Saturday 13:23)
(We love Taylor)
Padfoot: Moonyyyyy are you done being responsible yet I need attention
Padfoot: I'm like a puppy too long without attention and I cry !!
(25th Sept, Sunday 14:12)
Moony: hi pads I’ll reply to all this later I'm so so sorryyy, Lils had an emergency and I had to take over her shift too, it’s kinda all a mess
Padfoot: Moony don’t worry about it
Padfoot: I hope Lily’s ok ?? xx
Padfoot: unfortunately you picked the most inconvenient time to TEXT MEEEEE
Padfoot: I’m socializing
Padfoot: *says in scared whisper*
Padfoot: with people
Moony: Lily is great, thanks for asking :)
Moony: ew scary, that sounds horrible
Padfoot: nah it’s ok, old friends from school and stuff :)
Padfoot: I hope all of your assignments went ok ??
Moony: only one left to do :’)
Padfoot: wow work ethic, I wish
Padfoot: ughhhhh I have to go now
Padfoot: and you only just got back !!!! :’(
Padfoot: people to see, friends to meet, lunch to eat, alcohol to drink, you know the drill
Moony: the drill??
Padfoot: Sunday lunch!!!
Padfoot: one person every couple of weeks hosts Sunday lunch in our friend group from school
Padfoot: our school is linked with hogsmeade uni, so loads of people from hogwarts end up here for uni
Moony: my friend does that sometimes with their old school friends
Moony: that actually sounds really nice :)
Padfoot: it is
Padfoot: maybe I can bring you as my date sometime ;)
Moony: oh look, it’s my assignment calling me !!!
Moony: byeeeee
Padfoot: adorable ;)
Padfoot: bye Moonyyyy
(27th Sept, Tuesday 17:21)
(We love Taylor)
Moony: and I'm back
Moony: three assignments and four shifts later
Padfoot: MOONY I MISSED YOU MY LOVE
Padfoot: EVERY MINUTE I SPENT WITHOUT YOU MADE MY HEART HURT AND MY BODY ACHED FOR YOU
Padfoot: AND NOW WE'RE FINALLY REUNITED!!!;)
Padfoot: AT LAST MY LOVE WE CAN KISS PASSIONATELY IN THE RAIN AS WE REUNITE !!!!!
Moony: oh no looks like I gotta reply to all your messages from the week
Padfoot: mhmmmm -_-
Moony: I love mamma mia !! :))))
Padfoot: wow smooth deflection
Moony: it’s not smooth when you point it out >:(
Padfoot: (sorry)
Padfoot: wow Moony !!! tell me all about your love for mamma mia :))
Moony: (thank you)
Moony: I LOVE MAMMA MIA!!!!
Moony: when I used to stay with my grandparents for a couple of weeks in the summer it was the only thing they had on their tv, so I watched it AT LEAST once a day
Moony: even Lily won’t watch it with me because I know every line of dialogue as well as all the songs, and I make sure she knows it !!
Padfoot: I would watch it with you my moon man ;)
Moony: if you can deal with VERY out of tune singing knock yourself out
Moony: I need to reply to the rest of your messages !!
Moony: So stop typing !!
Padfoot: :(
Moony: owieuehejjrhr I LOVE WANDA VISIONNNN
Moony: and she is the most powerful, everyone else is wrong
Padfoot: THANK YOUUUUU!!!!!
Moony: ugh I only have like four bowie vinyls, I wishhh I had more
Moony: but I have folklore and evermore vinyls !!
Padfoot: I'm gonna make you reallyyyy jealous Moony
Padfoot: I have the orange reputation vinyl
Moony: NO
Padfoot: YES!!
Moony: ughhhh I'm so jealoussssss
Moony: well I have an abba vinyl so HA
Padfoot: damn you got me there
Moony: I'm just that good ;)
Padfoot: DID YOU JUST SEND ME A WINKY FACE !!!
Moony: ehhhhhh maybe
Moony: It's not my faultttt!!!! you use them so much it just happened automatically!!!
Moony: they're like burned into my brain now
Padfoot: okkkk sureeee *says sceptically*
Moony: wellll I have bohemian rhapsody, killer queen AND good old fashioned loverboy on vinyl !!!! :))))
Padfoot: NO
Moony: YES
Moony: Lils got them for me for my birthdayyyy
Padfoot: if I wasn’t so gay I would want to marry the infamous Lily you talk of !! she just keeps getting better :)
Moony: of course you would, she's incredible !!
Moony: and sooo smart !! She's studying psychology and is top of her class !!
Moony: anddd she helped me smmm with all the sexuality self discovery and such
Moony: my bisexual best friend
Padfoot: pldjdbehejrjkdr omg!!
Padfoot: alliterationnnn
Padfoot: I call Prongs my pansexual pal!!!
Padfoot: and you call Lily your bisexual bestie !!
Moony: bestie was never said
Padfoot: ugh Moony you kill joy :(
Moony: that’s me
Moony: I just go around killing all the joy
Moony: happiness makes me mad
Padfoot: I knew it !!!
Moony: ha ha ha you're hilarious -_-
Padfoot: is anything you ever say NOT sarcastic???
Moony: usually no
Padfoot: Moony is grumpy
Moony: no you’re just like…….. happy
Padfoot: and you're not??
Moony: it varies from moment to moment
Padfoot: how about now ??
Moony: I could use a distraction :/
Padfoot: ok one distraction coming uppppp
Padfoot: ok got one !!
Padfoot: Moony I will convince you that soulmates are real !!!
Padfoot: using us as an example;)
Padfoot: pisces and scorpio
Padfoot: grumpy and sunshine
Padfoot: pessimist and optimist
Padfoot: ehhhh ok I don’t know that much about you so that’s all I got so far !!
Padfoot: BUT THERE WILL BE MORE !!!!!!
Moony: I AM NOT GRUMPY!!
Padfoot: ehhhhhhhhhh
Moony: I can just be a little short with people sometimes but I'm not grumpy !!
Moony: and I'm much less grumpy with you anyway
Padfoot: so I have it easy ???
Moony: exactly !!!!
Moony: you haven’t experienced the wrath of hangry, undercaffeinated Moony, whose stupid tote bag keeps slipping off his shoulder, whose coat is too warm but doesn’t want to stop and take it off, and who can feel a migraine coming on and has more homework to do, but I need to get home to Minnie (an extract taken from my day today)
Moony: I'm a bitch
Padfoot: well if you told me that and I was with you
Padfoot: I would get you food and coffee, carry your bag and coat for you, get you home to bed and asleep to hopefully help a little bit with the migraine and make a plan on when we can get your homework done
Moony: ugh why are you being like….. level headed ?!?!?
Padfoot: it varies from moment to moment
Moont: did you just quote me ??
Padfoot: yep ;)
Moony: well you didn’t get it ALL right
Moony: I would need tea not coffee, I don’t like coffee
Padfoot: MOONY HOW CAN YOU NOT LIKE COFFEE
Moony: I meannnn it’s ok but tea is just way better than coffee
Padfoot: so that we can still be friends, I'm gonna pretend you didn’t just say that
Moony: why do you have such a vendetta against tea ?!?!
Padfoot: I don’t have a vendetta against tea :/
Padfoot: I just loveeee coffee
Moony: coffee makes me throw up :/
Padfoot: ok….. so maybe I would get you tea !!
Moony: and just like that you fixed my melt down
Padfoot: Well, I am a man of many talents :)
Moony: you know….. sometimes you’re maybe not AS insufferable Padfoot
Padfoot: I'm trying so hard not to let this go to my ego and just thank you for the compliment :/
Moony: wow I thought you were going to go on a rant there about how amazing you are and be shocked by the fact I just gave you a compliment???
Padfoot: I'm trying reallllyyyy hard not too
Moony: ……
Moony: I'm gonna regret this
Moony: you may rant
Moony: but don’t make it too long !! I'm having an evening in with Lily and minnie tonight
Padfoot: MOONY I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS IS THE MOST AMAZING THING THAT HAS EVER HAPPENED TO ME!!!!
Padfoot: now when someone asks me ‘tell me about yourself?’ I can say that Moony said
‘Sometimes I'm maybe not so insufferable’ !!!
Padfoot: and they will exclaim in surprise ‘but why Padfoot, that is the biggest compliment of all’
Moony: anndddddd that’s enough
Padfoot: ok, one last question before you go???
Moony: ok ??
Padfoot: may I ask who Minnie is
Moony: Minnie is my cat
Padfoot: YOU HAVE A CAT??!!!!!?
Moony: yep, I’ve had her since I was ten, her name is Minerva (Minnie for short) because the markings around her eyes were the same as my godmother Minerva’s glasses :)
Padfoot: I used to call my old teacher at school Minnie !!?!? what a coincidence
Padfoot: that is incredibly adorable
Padfoot: almost as adorable as you ;)
Moony: oh look at the time ??!!! Lils is here
Moony: looks like I must leave and not have time to reply to you’re message !!:(
Moony: bye Padfoot
Padfoot: owjehehhehehrd
Padfoot: adorable !!
Padfoot: bye Moony ;)