Twenty Questions and languages
(18th September, Sunday 13:22)
Padfoot: you will NEVER guess what prongs just said!!!
Moony: Prongs ??
Padfoot: YES PRONGS??!!
Moony: do you and all of your friends have these strange nicknames?
Padfoot: MY FRIEND!!??? NO PRONGS IS MY PLATONIC SOULMATE, MY BROTHER, MY SIBLING, MY ROOMMATE, HE'S MY EVERYTHING !!!!! WE'VE PRANKED TOGETHER, WE HAVE CRIED TOGETHER, WE HAVE BLED TOGETHER (do you know how many paper cuts you get when you have to make enough paper airplanes to fill a room :/)
Moony: I have so many questions, and yet I’m too scared of the answers to ask
Padfoot : you know surprisingly I actually get that a lot ???
Moony: astonishingly, I’m not that surprised
Padfoot: are you saying I’m predictable ????
Padfoot: because I am anything BUT predictable
Moony: if you say so
Padfoot: would a predictable person fill a room with paper airplanes ?!?!?
Moony: I mean you said you pull pranks all the time
Moony: I’m guessing there was some sort of inside joke that fell in the category of planes and/or, paper planes
Padfoot: that is ……
Padfoot: ok let’s talk about something else !!!
Moony: you just can’t accept the fact that maybe you’re not as ‘spontaneous’ as you think you are, not mysterious in the slightest
Padfoot: fuck you im very mysterious!!
Moony: ok :)
Padfoot: oh and you are ??
Moony: fuck no
Moony: spontaneity is my anxiety's biggest rival
Moony: I have to read almost ALL the reviews of a bar or restaurant before I would even CONSIDER going to it
Moony: I rewatch the same shows and movies over and over again
Moony: and I reread all my favorite books
Padfoot: ok but are you mysterious?
Moony: I like to think so
Moony: but that may just be my inability to open up and reveal anything concrete about myself
Padfoot: so what you're saying is you want me to unravel the mystery that is 'Moony'??
Moony: not in the slightest!!
Padfoot: dont worry Moony I can read your subtext!!
Moony: unread it x
Padfoot: nope it is now my mission, not only to make u like me, but to learn everything about you
Moony: spectacular......
Moony: and just how do you plan to do that?
Padfoot: well obviously we are going to start with 20 questions
Moony: oh good lord
Padfoot: truly riveting, I know!!
Moony: its not very original, but at least its better than small talk
Padfoot: I HATE small talk
Moony: finally something we agree on
Padfoot: Im starting to win you over already!!
Moony: you're delusional x
Padfoot: only for you baby ;)
Moony: just get on with it already
Padfoot: so pushy, i like it x
Moony: im ignoring that, plus u never told me what 'prongs' did
Padfoot: oh yeah
Padfoot: he said I couldn't win you over!!
Padfoot: he has such little faith in me, I must prove him wrong!!
Moony: so you're just using me to prove a point?
Padfoot: I resent your accusations
Padfoot: I ALSO want to get to know you :)
Moony: you seem VERY eager to know basic, yet personal details about me -_-
Moony: my friend Lily said that we would share secrets and then you would steal my identity
Moony: I told her she was being dramatic….. but now I'm not sure ??!
Padfoot: AND I'M THE DRAMATIC ONE !!!!
Padfoot: I'm not gonna steal your identity, I'm too amazing to want to be anyone else!! ;)
Moony: ugh
Moony: ok
Moony: BUT we can veto any questions we want too
Moony: and hey maybe if Lils is right and you steal my identity you can pay off my uni bills x
Padfoot: I feel like you’re trying to trick me into stealing your identity to pay off your bills??!!
Moony: hey you’re actually smarter than you seem :)
Padfoot: EXCUSE ME I AM EXTREMELY INTELLIGENT!!!
Padfoot: anyone can get all A*’s on their A levels, but not everyone can be an amazing famous prankster as well!!
Moony: I hate to break it to you but I dont think 'famous prankster' is a viable benchmark for intelligence
Padfoot: excuse you, elaborate and hilarious pranks take a large amount of intelligence to pull off
Padfoot: especially when you rarely get caught
Moony: rarely is not never
Padfoot: meh I may have had a detention, or two..... or seventy two
Moony: thats a very specific number
Padfoot:
Padfoot: I like to keep track :)
Padfoot: the marauders had a competition running to see who could get the most over the seven years
Moony: marauders?
Padfoot: our group name!! prongs, wormtail and I
Moony: WORMTAIL?! and I thought Prongs was bad :/
Padfoot: oh now this is a spectacular story
Padfoot: are you ready??
Moony: oh I am on the edge of my seat in anticipation...
Padfoot: I’m choosing to ignore your sarcasm and continue !!!
Padfoot: my dear friend Peter had the misfortune in third year, of placing his bottom on a bowl of spaghetti (which definitely wasn’t placed there earlier by Prongs and I). As he jumped up from his seat and exclaimed in disgust, a piece of pasta stayed stuck to his bottom. And as he ran after us, screaming bloody murder, with a tail of spaghetti, the name wormtail was born.
Padfoot: perhaps not our best pranking work... but we were 13, we thought it was hilarious at the time
Moony: has anyone ever told you you’re very dramatic
Padfoot: a dramatic genius, I am perfect ;)
Moony: insufferable
Padfoot: oh Moony I love our banter ;) and I just love how chatty you are!!
Moony: just get on with the questions
Padfoot: sounds perfect;)
Moony: one more winky face from you and I am blocking your number !!
Padfoot: I’ll try my best, buuutttt I can’t make any promises
Padfoot: ok I go first cause I want to!!
Moony: fire away
Padfoot: WHAT ARE YOUR THOUGHTS ON MY LORD AND SAVIOUR TAYLOR SWIFT!!!!!???
Moony: of all the questions you could ask you chose that??
Padfoot: obviously Moony keep up, SHE'S MY LORD AND SAVIOUR, I HAVE TO KNOW!!
Moony: ok ok, I love Taylor swift, I mean I'm kinda new cause I only REALLY got into her music when folklore came out
Moony: but I love everything, my top three albums though are Folklore (mirrorball kinnie), midnights and ttpd
Padfoot: OMG THAT'S LIKE THE LONGEST TEXT you HAVE EVER SENT ME!!!! I'M GLAD TAYLOR HAS MADE YOU SO CHATTY MOONY
*Padfoot changed chat name to ‘We love Taylor’*
Moony: true dat
Padfoot: my fav albums are debut, reputation and red !!! it’s the punk rock in me ;)
Moony: why does that NOT surprise me
Padfoot: okkkk time for your question
Moony: ok ehhhh
Moony: omg wait
Moony: you’re not a minor are you because then I'm blocking you!!!!
Padfoot: sojsjsejndnd omg no I forgot about that, but no I'm not a minor I'm turning 21 in two months ;) I'm a Scorpio icon
Moony: oh thank god (I’m 20 too!!)
Padfoot: thank Taylor**^^
Moony: ok.. sure
Padfoot: OK MY TURN AND I HAVE A GOOD ONE!!!
Padfoot: when’s your birthday (so I can know your sign!!!!)
Moony: so you’re a crystal and astrology person??
Padfoot: YES AND PROUD!!! NOW ANSWER MY QUESTION
Moony: fine, my birthday is the 10th march
Padfoot: sojsjsbhshhdbdbdb
Padfoot: ommggggfoushdhdhejd
Moony: ???
Padfoot: you’re A PISCES
Padfoot: I'M A SCORPIO!!!
Moony: okkkk?
Padfoot: WE’RE SOULMATES MOONY
Padfoot: its aligned in the stars!!!
Moony: soulmates, ok sure…..
Padfoot: do you doubt our soulmate ness Moony???
Moony: yes, yes I do
Padfoot: you will change you’re mind, just you wait ;)
Moony: ANYWAYS, it’s my question now
Padfoot: excellent deflection
Moony: why thank you I do try my hardest
Moony: oh ok are in uni, and if so, what do you study??
Padfoot: yes I am in uni!! I study art and French
Moony: why doesn’t that surprise me either
Padfoot: what my artistic talents or eloquence in five (!!) languages
Moony: I know you were fishing but I'm gonna ask anyway….
Moony: what languages?
Padfoot: thank you for noticing ;)
Padfoot: yes I speak English(obvs), French, Italian, Greek, Spanish and Latin
Moony: ugh I hate to say I'm impressed
Padfoot: that’s not the only impressive thing about me ;)
Moony: wow ok bold!!
Padfoot: ok ok sorryyyy
Padfoot: what do you study?
Moony: ancient history and English lit, but Im probably gonna do a masters in teaching
Padfoot: soooooo dark academia, grandpa sweaters and sweater vests, spends lots of time in libraries kinda vibe ??
Moony: you described me exactly, that is terrifying
Moony: I actually work in a library
Padfoot: Well, I am a person of many talents ;)
Padfoot: ok my turn
Moony: have we not done enough already??
Moony: and was it not just your turn?
Padfoot: Moony its called twenty questions, not two questions
Padfoot: and that was me RESPONDING to you’re question it doesn’t count as a real one
Padfoot: ok not in a creepy stalker way but where are you from !??
Moony: I'm not giving you my address or anything, but I live in Hogsmeade
Moony: Well I mean I grew up in Wales and moved to Hogsmeade for uni
Padfoot: WAIT OMG I LIVE IN HOGSMEADE!!!???
Padfoot: WE LIVE IN THE SAME CITY!!!
Moony: yeah we have the same area code at the start of our phone numbers....
Padfoot: well that's embarrassing :/
Moony: yeahhh a little bit x
Padfoot: swiftly moving on!! do you speak Welsh, because that is insanely hot!!!!
Moony: I mean growing up in Wales it tends to come with the territory, but yeah I do
(19:01)
(Da Boyyyzzzz 🥶😩😈)
Effiesfav: owjwhhsbsbdndbbdndnnf omg
Effiesfav: HE SPEAKS WELSH AND HE LIVES IN HOGSMEADE!!
Effiesfav: and I'm making a complete idiot of myself in our messages :(
ProngsIsKing: Is this that Moony guy ??
Effiesfav: YESSSS WHHEVEBEBEBEBBRBR
ProngsIsKing: waiitttt do you like him??? you don’t even know what he looks like, or if he likes guys??
Effiesfav: PRONGS HE WEARS SWEATER VESTS!!!!!! HE WORKS IN A LIBRARY SKSJSJBD
Effiesfav: AND I JUST KNOW HE'S HOT OK!!!
Effiesfav: he said he was bi so he does like guysssssss!!!
ProngsIsKing: sweater vests you say ;)
ProngsIsKing: what a win for the lgbtq community
Effiesfav: MOONY IS MINE BACK OFF
Effiesfav: YES IT IS A WIN FOR US MY PANSEXUAL PAL PRONGS!!
ProngsIsKing: I think I prefer bambi to pansexual pal??
ProngsIsKing: ugh fine, plus I'm still crushing HARD on that girl in my psychology class anyways
Effiesfav: then pansexual pal it is :))
Effiesfav: still haven’t talked to her yet??
ProngsIsKing: PADFOOT SHE'S SO AMAZING AND CLEVER AND CONFIDENT NOT TO MENTION STUNNING!!!! I DON'T KNOW IF I CANNN ??!!!
Effiesfav: ok well you can go on a psychology girl rant but I'm leaving to go talk to Moony
ProngsIsKing: ugh FINE
ProngsIsKing: love you <3
Effiesfav: love you too <3
(19:06)
(We love Taylor)
Padfoot: I mean it’s not exactly five languages but I guess that’s cool
Moony: wow you played that really chill, I definitely believe you
Padfoot: thank you Moony :)
Padfoot: I wanna go againnnnn
Padfoot: ok ideal date
Padfoot: go
Moony: ehhhh
Moony: I’ve never really been on a proper proper date before
Moony: I like museums, but like that's pretty boring
Padfoot: no no it's cool!!
Padfoot: I like it :)
Moony: how about you ?
Padfoot: I’m not sure either now I think of it
Padfoot: probably something similar to that, just talking, spending time with them
Padfoot: but I also have a dramatic side that wants a love confession in the rain after a ball
Padfoot: something from a Jane Austen novel
Moony: oh ok so you’re not asking for much then
Padfoot: hey no judging !!!!!
Padfoot: we could do your thing the next day anyway, best of both worlds
Moony: we ?
Padfoot: I ehhhh
Padfoot: no I mean
Padfoot: all I meant was
Moony: where has the confident flirty Padfoot gone ?
Padfoot: shut uppppppp you just surprised me that’s all
Padfoot: now let’s end my misery, you’re turn !!
Moony: but I was enjoying it sm :’(
Padfoot: MOONY GO
Moony: fine
Moony: where do you like to be alone, like where do you feel the most peaceful
Padfoot: that is very specific
Moony: yea I'm not good at small talk, we gotta go straight into the deep stuff :/
Padfoot: that’s ok :)
Padfoot: I mean if I want to get away from everyone I usually go to the top of the hill that Hogsmeade Castle is on
Padfoot: it just gives me some perspective
Padfoot: helps me think
Moony: ohhh I like it
Padfoot: hey don’t steal my idea -_-
Moony: oh now I DEFINITELY have to
Padfoot: -_-
Padfoot: do another questionnnn
Moony: but I just did one ?!?!
Padfoot: but my brain is blank I can’t think of anyyyyyy
Moony: ok
Moony: ehhhhhhhh
Moony: oh I know, where did you grow up??
Padfoot: london
Moony: so like did you grow up in posh londonnnn??
Moony: asking for a friend who works in a library and has uni bills to pay and could use a sugar daddy :)) What was it like growing up there ??!!!
Padfoot: I actually have to go
Padfoot: assignments to do and stuff
Padfoot: I’ll talk to you later Moony
Moony: oh ok?
(10 mins later)
Moony: bye x
(20:12)
(moonflower supremacy )
Moony: Lils I think I did something to upset them???
Lilyflower: what?
Moony: I dunno we were just talking, having fun and then I asked him if they grew up posh (because he speaks five languages!!) because I had a friend who works in a library with uni bills to pay in need of a sugar daddy and then he just left??
Moony: said they had assignments to do
Lilyflower: I'm sure it was nothing love <3
Lilyflower: maybe he really was just busy??
Moony: but they only left right when I kind of started to flirt back
Moony: I don't flirt with people. Why did I think that was a good idea??!!!
Moony: I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT THEY LOOK LIKE
Moony: Padfoot is some stranger I may one day consider a friend, and that’s it
Lilyflower: you seem upset about this, maybe try talking to them ?
Moony: Lily I know you did NOT just ask me to ‘try talking to them’??!!
Lilyflower: right forgot who I was talking to, I mean maybe he will tell you himself??
Moony: yeah I guess
Moony: I'm gonna go re-read the Iliad to make me feel better
Moony: talk to you tmw Lils <3
Lilyflower: it’s fine, don’t stress over it too much ok ?
Lilyflower: talk to you later love<3