It was a normal dinner.. or as normal as it gets at Hogwarts full of teenage wixen. Everyone was happily munching on their food when suddently a snowy owl with a howler flew in and landed right in front of Minerva McGonagall, which got the Hall quiet. Having gotten free of the red envelope, Hedwig flew back to the Owlery.
"Hem, hem..", a certain green eyed wizard's voice sounded through the Great Hall.
"Fierce Mother-figure Dearest,
I would like to start this off with saying that, if a man stepped on me, I would thank him, then apologize for standing in his way and allow him to spit on me. ..that is not an invitation for anyone to actually do that.
This is my coming out.
Please tell me that your 'my-child-is-gay' radar is working and you figured out I was a homosexual when I told you I thought Draco Malfoy was a prat but still pretty in my first year or when I asked if you thought Cedric Diggory was prettier than him because every girl was obsessing over him in my fourth year, or any other time in-between and after, when i gushed to you about pretty boys from slytherin.. and the other houses.. but mostly slytherin.. AND asked if I should have let the hat put me in there and not argued with it, just so i could befriend them.
..Much love,
Your.. kinda-son-maybe-grandson-hopefully-some-kind-of-child Harry Potter."
It was quiet for a few secounds while everyone let the information sink in, then the students exploded with yells and exclamations.
Minerva meanwhile quietly smiled.