Chapter 3
*Loser Club*
Bev:i just got an advert telling me women lean to the side whilst standing because
get this
they need men to support them
\Richie added Mike W to the chat/
Richie:micheal
Mike W:yes richard
Richie:what do you think of this
Mike W:of what
Richie:what bev said
Mike W:oh hold on let me read it
um idk its...bad
Stan:i am only allowing that because my lack of words would have come up with that to
\Richie added Will to the chat/
Richie:Will what do YOU think of this
Mike W:why was my answer not enough
Richie:because i'm blood related to you and therefore don't value your opinion
Will:It's a bit sexist
Bill:well thats some sort of observation
Richie:i guess it will do
Richie:cool Mike
Ben
hi
Mike:Hi?
Ben:Hi Richie
Richie:Eddie
Eds
Love of my life
Eddie:what dumbass
Richie:can we eat more cardboard
Eddie:are you on about the granola bars
Richie:yes the cardboard
that's what i said
Eddie:sure but I want you to know both me and Stan are very disappointed in you
Stan:Yes
I wasn't following the conversation but I'm very disapointed in Richie
I tell him everyday
Richie:Yes you do Stan the man
now Eduardo
cardboard?
Eddie:I'm coming
Richie:that's what she said
Bill:Richie
Richie:yes Bill?
Ben:Hold on I wanna guess
Shut up?
Bill:Bingo
Richie:you wound me
Eddie:I'm here open your fucking door
Richie:of course dear
Mike W:wtf
your all weirdos
Will:says the one who ate a whole tub of butter then complained about the taste for the next half an hour
Mike:what are you
Will:that's what Max said
she wasn't there
Richie:can everyone shush because you are distracting Eddie and i want his full attention
Richie:nevermind he just started playing with Rosie Rainbow
Will:who?
Richie:the hamster Holly named
we have 2 and the other one is named after my other cousin
like his exact name
Will:wait you have a hamster named Boris Pavlikovsky
Richie:yep
Mike W:that's favoritism but ok
Richie:we literally named him together
Mike W:nope bye