Chapter 4
*Loser Club*
\Richie added Boris<3 to the chat/
Bev:Boris!
Boris<3:Hello bev how is my derry smoke buddy doing?
Bev:I'm alright
Richie:now all the cousins are here
Stan:My cousins aren't here
Mike:You have cousins?
Bill:How many?
Stan:Two that I know of
I never really ask about other family
Especially when I already have so many people to hate right here
Ben:We love you too Stan
Richie:staniel you should add them
Eddie:yeah Stan
Make up for my lack of intresting family members
Sell me some of yours
For free though because I'm broke and Richie has no money I can steal
Stupid arcade trips
Stan:Concerning but alright
Richie:alright as in you'll add them?
Stan:No
Alright as in you need help
All of you
Ben:Even me?
Stan:Of course sweetie
Your part of this cursed family aren't you
Ben:Yes
I am your son-in-law
Stan:Why am I the parent?
Ben:I'm not really sure
Bev:it kinda fits though
Richie:anyway back to stan's cousins
please add them
Eddie:please ig
Bill:yeah please Stan
Stan:...Fine
Richie:yay
Stan:Not for you
Richie:oh
\Stan added Stan B and Spencer to the chat/
Stan:Here we have Stanley Barber
Mike:You have a cousin with the same first name as you
Stan:Yes
Anyway
He has a grand total of 1 friend and he likes Jellyfish
And weed
Stan B:Hello all
Stan:Calm down you're not being named King
And we also have Spencer Reid
He only has work friends,is a legal adult and has an interesting and slightly traumatizing job
Eddie:What do you mean slightly traumatizing?What is his job?
Spencer:I am a profiler
Boris:Oh theo told me about those when we were watching this crime movie and getting high
Let me add him
Richie:fine you can add your little boyfriend
Boris:He is not my boyfriend
Yet
\Boris added Theo to the chat/
Theo:Hello?
Stan B:Hi
Bev:Is this my Vegas knockoff
no offence
Theo:None taken I guess
Spencer:I have a question
Richie:Ask away tramatised adult
Spencer:That's not how you spell traumatized
Bill:There's no point Spencer it never works
Spencer:Alright then
Why am I in a groupchat full of children?
Also follow up question why are some of the children doing drugs
I feel like I should bring some responsible adults in here
I might get Hotch or JJ
Stan B:does this mean we finally get to meet your friend people
Spencer:I guess
If they agree
Eddie:I want to meet them
what are their names
Bev:And pronouns!
Also what are your pronouns
Spencer:He/they
Stan B:I use any
what are yours
Bill:If we wait until Spencer asks his team the thing then we won't have to explain twice
Richie:go ask them
Eddie:Richie that's fucking rude
Richie:sorry Eds
please would you go ask them
Eddie:don't call me that
Spencer:I'll go do it now then