Chapter 6
Literal Masterminds
Magic Mary: alright.
Magic Mary: The Brief.
Magic Mary: I’m thinking and stay with me
James and Pandora
Regulus, Remus, and Lily
Sirius and Barty
You and Evan
Me and Emmeline
And Dorlene ofc, Marlene has been planning their couples costume ideas for these things since they got together and I am not about to face her wrath.
Magic Mary: Thoughts?
Planning Pete: You and Emmeline aye?
Magic Mary: BECAUSE WE ARE THE BEST OF FRIENDS PETER WINNIFRED PETTIGREW
Planning Pete: of course…
Planning Pete: I think it makes sense
Planning Pete: Pandora will wing-woman James I can only imagine
Regulus and Remus will probably just poke shit at each
And Lily will have no trouble fueling both those fires
Reg isn’t above having a go at her either
But in the end I just know they’d break James, Sirius, and Pandora respectively
Sirius and Barty as a duo scare me, but it works. Somehow, it works
And I will make it my mission to make sure shit is wrought upon Evan and Barty during this party.
Planning Pete: it’s been a pleasure doing business with you
Magic Mary: and you.
[Peter added Barty and Sirius to Petey Party]
[Peter left Petey Party]
Barty: so it looks like we’re the pair then
Sirius: it would look like it
Barty: was kind of hoping for Potter not going to lie
Sirius: James? Why?
Barty: so I could torment him endlessly about his little crush on my best mate
Barty: got to learn his intentions and such
Sirius: I think I might almost like you
Barty: ew
Sirius: yeah that felt wrong to say
Sirius: but point stands I like your thinking
Sirius: too bad now
Sirius: now turn whatever brain you’ve got in that pretty little head to figuring out how to woo Evan
Barty: Sirius Orion Black
Sirius: why do you know my full name?
Barty: I’ve known your family since I was 9 dude
Barty: anyway how did you know about that? and who even says “woo”
Sirius: I do, it’s cool
Sirius: also it’s hard to miss when you look at him like a lovesick idiot every day
Barty: oi
Barty: and you and Lupin are any better?
Sirius: there is no me and Lupin
Barty: but you want there to be
Sirius: …
Barty: that’s what I thought
[Mary added Lily, Regulus, and Remus to Party Group]
[Mary left party group]
Lily: oh this ought to be fun
Remus: they didn’t even consider subtle scheming did they
Regulus: Should we let them think we don’t realize this was for me to help Lily with Pandora and us to help Remus with my brother?
Remus: let them have their fun I say
Lily: me and Pandora?? Helping me with what with Pandora
Regulus: That’s not a good look on you
Lily: fine.
Lily: I might have a small, tiny, little, massive, thing for Pandora
Regulus: She admits it!
Remus: I wouldn’t get too confident
Remus: you omitted another point to this little group
Regulus: no, no little point at all
Lily: Oh really? no possible third point here
Lily: Perhaps with glasses?
Lily: a stupid deer nickname?
Regulus: Nope, never met anyone of that description.
Remus: right.
Remus: so what I’m hearing is you don’t have any interest in knowing just what costume might drive one James Potter mad
Regulus: Now I didn’t say that
Lily: 💀
Lily: right, all covered there
Remus: ideas?
Lily: Charlies Angels
Remus: never happening Evans
Regulus: hey now
Regulus: lets hear her out
Lily: thankyou regulus
Lily: I’ve had my rollers and obscene amounts of hairspray tucked away for this moment
Regulus: and you lost me
Lily: nooooo
Peter to Evan
Peter: we’re a pair
Evan: Marty McFly and the doc
Peter:eh
Evan: Marty McFly and the doc
Evan: but slutty
Peter: deal.
[Mary added Pandora and James to Petes Party]
[Mary left Petes Party]
James: Looks like it’s you and me
Pandora: Looks like it
James: Want to be Rapunzel and Flynn Ryder?
Pandora: DO I EVER
Pandora: James Potter will you marry me
James: I don’t know how Evans would feel about that
Pandora: on second thought I don’t know if reg could handle that
James: What.
Pandora: what.
Pandora: anyway
James: yes moving on
Pandora: you know Tangled is one of Reg’s favourite movies
James: It’s one of Lily’s to
Pandora: do we just fancy the same person in two bodies
James: It’s looking increasingly possible
Mary to Emmeline
Mary: I saved you from being paired with Sirius
Emmeline: my love
Emmeline: my saviour
Mary: do you want to just throw on a cool outfit bring fake guitars and call it effort
Emmeline: I like the way you think.
[peter added Marlene and Dorcas to Party]
[peter left Party]
Marlene: they know what’s good for them
Dorcas: are we consulting the list of ideas?
Marlene: you know it.
Regulus and James
James: Note to your pair that this isn’t a white silk shirt party?
Regulus: Every party could be a white silk shirt party if not for knobs like YOU spilling their drinks
James: Touche.
Regulus: and this one isn’t at my dorm so if you spill something on me I am ransacking your wardrobe
James: deal.
Party group
Regulus: we’re doing charlies angles.
Lily: WOOOOOO
Lily: I have been waiting for this my entire life
Remus: FINE.