Chat Name changes
[11:42]
Dearly Beloveds
Wife: lets do the thing
Husband: alright
Pandora and Lily
[Pandora changed the name to study buddies]
Deerly Beloved and the Flowergirl
Lil’ Lils: She’s so cute
Lil’ Lils: I just ahhhhhhhhh
James and Regulus
[Regulus changed name to The klutz and the shirtless]
Deerly Beloved and the Flowergirl
Jim jam: mhm mhm mhm
Jim jam: him.
Jim jam: them tbh
Lil’ Lils: so true
[11:50]
Party group
Remus: Reg
Regulus: Rem
Remus: what did you two do?
Regulus: I have no clue what you’re talking about
Lily: I DO
Remus: yeah her and prongs have been unresponsive for like five whole minutes
Lily: slander
Regulus: wow I didn’t think changing chat names would have that effect
Remus: THAT’S ALL YOU DID???
Remus: did you make it like “boyfriends” or “girlfriends” or some shit???? At least
Lily: it was study buddies
Remus: and you stopped breathing for that aye?
Regulus: mine was “the klutz and the shirtless”
Remus: couldn’t think of anything more original?
Regulus: shut up
Regulus: it’s fun you try
Moony and Padfoot <3
[Moony changed the name to Wolfstar <3]
Padfoot: what?
Padfoot: OH MY GOSD
Padfoot: LIKE REMUS WOLF AND SIRIUS STAR
Moony: yes love, like that
Padfoot: moons I love you
Moony: calm down pads it’s a chat name
Padfoot: yeah but its US
Padfoot: doesn’t that sound nice
Moony: yeah it really does
Padfoot: hey moons
Moony: yeah
Padfoot: im in love with you
Moony: come home
Padfoot: on my way
[13:00]
Party group
Remus: you were right
Remus: very fun
Lily: he told you to do that two hours ago
Regulus: what have you been doing
Remus: your brother
Lily: REMUS
Regulus: ew
Lily: WTF
Regulus: This chat name thing was weirdly effective
Lily: It’s because you two are in love with saps
Regulus: You’re included here Lils
Regulus: three of us tried it
Regulus: you are one of the saps
Lily: stfu
Lily: Remus tell all
Remus: no wait
Gryffindor Girls and their voice of reason
[Remus added Regulus]
Lily: okay now story time
Regulus: I actually don’t think I want to be here for this
Mary: what’s going on?
Regulus: Lupins about to tell us about shagging my brother
Remus: REGULUS
Marlene: REMUS
Remus: okay we did not actually shag
Remus: to begin
Remus: but when Reg asked what I had been doing I wasn’t about to pass the opportunity
Remus: but we did kiss
Remus: and he is my boyfriend
Mary: IT HAPPENED
Marls: FINALLY
Lily: RIGHT???
Mary: whole story right now
Mary: what ended this years of pining
Lily: Reg did
Remus: Reg did not
Regulus: I kinda did
Remus: only a little bit
[13:15]
Future rockstars
Marley Marls: I cant believe you got together over a CHAT NAME
Marley Marls: also that you didn’t tell me immediately
Siriusly Serious: he told you? already?
Siriusly Serious: that’s so cute
Marley Marls: sickening
Marley Marls: I am totally not very happy for you
Siriusly Serious: and I defo not happy for you and Dorcas
Siriusly Serious: not thinking about writing love songs together
Marley Marls: I like how you think
[13:00]
Padfoots lovesick
Sirius: omg omg omg omg
Peter: yes?
Sirius: we
Sirius: are
Sirius: together
James: YOOOOOOOO
James: finally
James: running a victory lap
Peter: hallelujah
Peter: this feels like freedom from your pining
James: walking directly into them being in love though
James: an upgrade is an upgrade.
[13:20]
Hottest of Hoggywarts
[Sirius changed Remus to boyfriend]
Sirius: announcement
Boyfriend: Sirius most of them know
Sirius: how?? You told marlene I told prongs and worms
Marlene: BAHAHAH all who Remus immediately gushed to say I
Mary: I
Lily: I
Reg: I
Dorcas: Does it count if Marlene screamed it while I was there
Sirius: stop he told all of you? that’s so cute
Sirius: but my BROTHER?
Remus: he actually told me to change the chat name
Reg: it works wonders I hear
Lily: can confirm
Pandora: oh?
James: definitely effective
Reg: we know James
Sirius: YOU WERE CONSPIRING WITH HIM
Boyfriend: yep
Sirius: I cant even be mad I love your scheming
Barty: get a room
Sirius: youre just mad I pulled it together before we even figured out our costumes to woo them
Mary: OI no spoilers on my genius pairing
Sirius: so very sorry Mary
Emmeline: WHO IS OUR BARTY TRYING TO WOO
Barty: no one important
Pandora: aye no insulting my brother like that
Barty: PANDORA
Barty: DELETE
[Pandora deleted a message]
Pandora: sorry had a hunch to test
Evan: what did I miss?
Barty: Sirius and Remus are in love
Evan: we knew that already
Barty: in love and doing something about it
Evan: wow
Evan: kudos
Evan: when will the rest of you try that
Reg: when he does
James: when he does
Reg: well then
James: what a shame that is
Reg: I’ll return to my wife then
James: and me to my flower girl
Sirius: did they???? Just openly admit their feelings?????
Emmeline: and that they want a relationship??????
Sirius: just to not?????
Emmeline: for nothing???????
Reg: yes and?
Marlene: wow
Deerly Beloved and the Flowergirl
Lil’ Lils: James what was that?
Lil’ Lils: why don’t you ask him out?
Jim jams: because, I don’t know if he means it or just likes the flirt
Jim jams: I also don’t want to just assume and then make a move and ruin our friendship or make him uncomfortable
Jim jams: I need to know first if he actually wants me in the same way I do him
Jim jams: just incase
Lil’ Lils: I suppose I get that
Jim jams: yeah?
Lil’ Lils: well yeah, Pan shows platonic affection similar to how lots of people would show romantic sometimes
Lil’ Lils: it’s really sweet actually
Lil’ Lils: we talked about it, she just loves so much she wants to be close to people
Lil’ Lils: and I’m a bit afraid of reading it wrong
Lil’ Lils: so I get what youre saying, take your time James. Sorry if I made you feel like that was wrong, I didn’t realize I was in the same boat
Jim jam: it’s alright Lils, it’s tough
Jim jam: We’ll be alright though
Jim jam: at the end of it all, I’ve got my Flower girl
Lil’ Lils: and I’ve got my Deer boy.
The klutz and the shirtless
Reg: stop freaking out
James: how did you know?
Reg: I know you
Reg: I suppose I meant it
Reg: in the group chat
James: you did?
Reg: Don’t let it get to your head
James: I meant it to
Reg: oh
James: yeah
Reg: So then which one of us will have to be wrong
James: I’m afraid I’m no liar
Reg: and I’m afraid I’m quite stubborn
James: Bets on who gives in first?
Reg: You’re on.
Deerly Beloved and the Flowergirl
Jim jam: well now it feels insensitive to tell you
Jim jam: but I know how he feels
Jim jam: for sure
Jim jam: not making a move though I wont lose this bet
Lil’ Lils: JAMES