i think i f-cked up
[22:30]
Pandora to Lily
Pandora: hey Lils
Lily: Hi?
Lily: What’s up?
Pandora: nothing really
Pandora: it’s just
Pandora: we have maths together
Pandora: and i noticed you seemed to struggle a bit with it
Pandora: so i thought i might invite you to study with me sometime
[Pandora is typing]
Lily: I’m doing just fine thankyou
Lily: I don’t need your pity
Pandora: since i struggle too
Pandora: alright
Pandora: i wont bother you any further
Pandora: goodnight Lily
Lily to Gryffindor girls and their voice of reason
[22:32]
Lily: I think I’ve fucked up
Remus: what’s up lils
Marlene: will I need my shovel
Mary: put the shovel down love.
Marlene: what if I need my shovel
Lily: No shovel needed
Lily: Pandora messaged me
Remus: oh?
Lily: She asked if I needed any help with my math classes
Lily: Because she noticed I was struggling
Lily: Offered to study with me since she could use it too
Lily: and I got all defensive about it
Lily: I don’t want her to think I actually hate her
Lily: She’s too kind for that I mean she NOTICED I struggled
Lily: and then asked if I needed help
Lily: but y’know
Remus: you couldn’t stand the idea your struggle might have been obvious
Lily: Yeah
Remus: it’s alright to struggle with things lils
Mary: not everything can come naturally to people
Mary: remember when Marls tried to pick up drumming
Marlene: and Pandora will probably understand
Marlene: it’s not easy being seen
Lily: When did you get wise
Lily: Thankyou all
Remus: all the time she spent with Dorcas Meadows
Lily: THE GIRL FROM THE PARTY
Lily: Forget me for a sec
Lily: WHY DIDN’T YOU TELL ME
Marlene: it never came up
Lily: You once called me unprompted in the middle of the night to tell me the story of your piercing getting caught on your shirt and you thought you were about to see it ripped out
Lily: Two years after it happened
Lily: and it didn’t even rip out
Lily: Relevance to conversation is not a problem in our lives
Marlene: i did do that
Marlene: FINE its just new and i don’t want to like jinx it
Marlene: but yeah we’ve been talking
Marlene: she’s really great
Mary: sap
Remus: giving me a toothache
Lily: We’re all very happy for you Marls
Marlene: thankyou Lils
Marlene: now go fix your own girl troubles
Mary: yeah Lils go fix things with your girl
Lily: WOAH Pandora is not my girl
Mary: you’re right
Mary: sorry to imply women become someone belonging to their partners
Lily: That wasn’t exactly my problem with the sentence
Remus: yeah yeah
Remus: now get going.
Lily to Pandora
[22:42]
Lily: Goodnight Pandora
[22:47]
Lily: <3
Gryffindor girls and their voice of reason
[22:47]
Lily: Decidedly
Lily: It’s a tomorrow job
Mary: LILIAN
Dearly beloveds
[22:32]
Wife: i think i fucked up
Husband: Where’s the body
Wife: what the fuck Regulus
Husband: What the fuck Pandora
Husband: Hey you made me swear the night of the party I’d be down to help with these things
Husband: Namely body burial
Husband: Forgive me for assuming
Wife: moments after that i also asked you ( a gay man ) to marry me ( a lesbian )
Wife: i don’t know if i was exactly coherent at the time
Wife: i appreciate the sentiment anyway
Wife: but i didn’t quite fuck up like that
Wife: you know Lily Evans
Husband: Hard to miss her yeah
Wife: i offered for her to study maths with me
Wife: and i think i should have left it alone
Wife: i mean it wasn’t really my place
Wife: i can’t be hurt she was offended
Wife: now she thinks i pity her
Wife: she’s one of the smartest people i know
Husband: Pan you did nothing wrong
Husband: You were being considerate
Husband: Maybe she just doesn’t like to talk about things
Husband: This isn’t the great damning situation you built it up to be for starts
Husband: If it’s bothering you, you could talk to her
Wife: i don’t think she’d really want to talk to me
Husband: Then she’s much less smart than you give her credit for
Wife: awwwww
Wife: you’ve gone soft
Husband: You take that back
Wife: nope Regulus Black is a big softy
Wife: for me
Wife: what an honour
Husband: At least you can appreciate the specialty
Wife: in another life we would have made a hot ass couple
Husband: Goodnight Pan
Wife: Night Reg
James to Regulus
James: Check outside your door
Regulus: This is not how I die
James: what??!
James: I promise you there will be no dying
Regulus: Alright but if you’re wrong I’m going to haunt you so hard
Regulus: You’ll never sleep again without thinking of me
James: So nothing new
Regulus: What?
James: What?
Regulus:… ignoring that?
James: Nothing to ignore
James: You’re seeing things
James: Check outside your door
Slytherwhores
Regulus: He bought me a fucking new shirt.