James didnt think it through
Hottest of Hoggywarts + Reg
James: Hello everyone?
Sirius: PRONGS
James: PADS
Pete: you two are sat next to each other
Evan: Wow Reg wasn’t joking about that co-dependency
Reg: No, I was not
Lily: Hello
Pandora: ….hello
Evan: 🍿
Barty: 🍿
Remus: 🍿
Reg: 🍿
Sirius: why are we 🍿
Remus: those two spent all our class filling the room with their weird rival tension
Lily: we did not
Pandora: there was no tension
Lily: we are perfectly capable of being civil people
Pandora: totally fine with that
Pandora: not like I have an overly competitive spirit or anything that’s marred dear Lily as an enemy for life
Lily: Right
Lily: and it’s not like I have the grudge holding abilities of a god that have marred sweet Pandora as a forever rival
Reg: Convincing
Barty: on a new note because im tired of not having this answered
Barty: James are you present
James: Do I want to be
Reg: No.
Barty: you hush
Barty: Barty’s talking time
Barty: what is this i hear
Barty: about you RUNNING OVER OUR SWEET BOY REGULUS
Reg: Your “sweet boy Regulus” will be running you over in a moment
Reg: Watch the roads.
Barty: and then ruining his nice new shirt
Barty: which, not on you, was a stupid choice of party attire
Reg: They won’t even find your bones
James to Regulus
James: figured I should message you before the gc
James: I am very sorry about your shirt
James: and the whole hitting you with a trolley
James: were you mad about that?
Regulus: You do owe me a new shirt
Regulus: but no, I’m not mad James
Regulus: I told them you ran me over for amusement
Regulus: No hard feelings at all
James: Alright good
James: but if your allowed to do that for your amusement no getting mad at me for what I say next
Hottest of Hoggywarts + Reg
James: That’s what he’s saying now?
James: I “ran him over”
James: what he means is I’ve swept Reg here off his feet
Regulus to James
Regulus: I’m so glad I made no promises on that
Regulus: but I will be playing along if only for the horror of my brother.
Hottest of Hoggywarts + Reg
Reg: JAMES
Reg: You were not supposed to tell them that.
James: Sorry love, can’t have you go around sullying my name when what you mean is you’ve fallen for me
Reg: and what I fool I am for it.
Barty: PLOT TWIST
Pandora: OMG OMG
Evan: 🍿
Remus: 👀
Pete: Remus you owe me 10 pounds
Marls: WOW
Marls: I OPEN THE GC TO FIND THIS????
Lily: @Mary you owe me five pounds
Mary: what??
Lily: read up hun
Mary: NO WAYYY
Barty: calling all yall bitches to this drama
Barty: @Dorcas @Sirius
Barty: SIRIUS YOU LEFT OUT EMMELINE
[Barty added Emmeline to Hottest of Hoggywarts + Reg]
Emmeline: FINALLY, I can stop reading over Pans shoulder
Emmeline: WHAT
Dorcas: do we have eyes on Sirius?
Remus: he’s staring at his phone
Pete: hasn’t moved in minutes
Pete: not entirely sure he’s breathing
Pete: you’ve broken him.
Remus: Pads proof of life
Sirius: PRONGS
Sirius: WJAT
Sirius: HOW DARE
Sirius: MY BROTHER
Sirius: get back to the dorm right now
Sirius: you motherfucker
Barty: brotherfucker*
Lily: bahaha
Pete: LMAO
Sirius: you’re next
Barty: shaking in my boots
James to Regulus
James: I didn’t think it through
James: I did not think it through
Regulus: You didn’t
Regulus: Was a pleasure doing business with you
James: Help me????
Regulus: You brough this upon yourself
James: “you weren’t supposed to tell them that”, “and what a fool I am for it”
James: “James Potter is just the hottest man I’ve every laid eyes on, how could I resist.”
Regulus: Well now you’re just making things up.
James: Paraphrasing
Regulus: I don’t think you know what that means.
James: Touche
James: How about, you sedate Sirius so I can go back to the dorm because it’s just started raining and I can’t wander around outside any longer.
Regulus: My God.
Regulus: I’m not sedating my brother
Regulus: Come to the Slytherin common room
Regulus: Please remember we are not actually together
Regulus: and that Sirius will not ACTUALLY kill you
Regulus: He was born for drama.
James: stop talking sense and let me in please.
Hottest of Hoggywarts + Reg
[James changed name to Hottest of Hoggywarts]
Sirius: what do you have to say for yourself
James: honestly, thought this may be funnier than it is
Regulus: Daft of him really.
James: I have not fallen for reg
James: I can confidently say
Remus: the plot thickens
Pandora: wait?? What’s going on?? Have you broken my Regulus’ heart Potter 🤨
Sirius: yeah have you broken our Reggies heart
Regulus: Goodness no
Regulus: James got his payback for me telling people he ran me over
Regulus: I was merely an innocent bystander
James: SORRY???
James: mr “but I will be playing along, if only for the horror of my brother.”
Regulus: you have no proof
James: [screenshot]
Regulus: Well, got me there.
Sirius: so…you two arent together
Regulus: Not in a million years
James: ouch Reg you wound me, what am I supposed to think you think of me when you say these things
Regulus: Don’t worry your pretty little head over me.
James: aye aye
Remus: ….pathetic
Mary: Lily I want my money back
Remus: Me too Pete
Lily: so…bets off
Pete: for now.
James: WHAT WERE YOU BETTING ON???
Mary: don’t worry your pretty little head over it
James: aye aye
Barty: 💀
Sirius: I had three years taken off my life expectancy in the last fifteen minutes for A PRANK
James: …..something like that
Evan: I am having the time of my life watching this unfold
Marlene: me too
Dorcas: me three
Emmeline: better than Netflix
Sirius: I need a bloody nap
Sirius: where’s James anyway
Reg: He fled your dorm while your life expectancy dropped
Pandora: he’s with Reg in the common room
Sirius: GOODNIGHT.