Slytherwhores
[Pandora added +04779338, +04557886, +04937596, +04357895, +0475….]
Slytherins
(10:05)
[unknown]: who’s this?
[unknown]: the man on your dreams ;)
[unknown]: wtf
Pandora: Hi !! this is everyone in our house block. Figured we could use a gc.
Pandora: I’m Pandora btw
[Unknown changed name to Regulus]
[Unknown changed name to Dorcas]
[Unknown changed name to Evan]
[Unknown changed name to Barty]
[Unknown changed name to Emmeline]
[Barty changed name to “Slytherwhores”]
Emmeline: Do we know each other well enough to call each other whores?
Regulus: We do not.
Dorcas: thats just Barty
Evan: I’m guessing he’d also be the “man of my dreams”
Barty: dont you know it ;)
Dorcas: Barty heel.
Emmeline: Y’all know each other?
Dorcas: unfortunately.
Barty: she kids
Barty: Dorky loves me that’s why we’ve been friends since we were six
Dorcas: Bartemius lies
Dorcas: I cant stand him we were just neighbors
Regulus: BARTEMIUS
Barty: tough talk from REGULUS
Regulus: Point made.
Barty: thought so lion man
Evan: 💀
(10:30)
Pandora: is anyone else actually on campus yet?
Barty: im walking up the steps to the dorm
Dorcas: I’m lost
Regulus: walking around the grounds
Evan: I’m in the dorms
Pandora: I know that dumbass, mum dropped us here together
Evan: well the rest of the room didn’t know that did they?
Dorcas: you two are related?
Evan: sad to say so
Pandora: oh quit it you love me
Emmeline: I’m driving in now
Pandora: EMMELINE OFF YOUR PHONE
Barty: PHONE AWAY EMMELINE
Dorcas: PUT IT AWAY OR IT GOES OUT OUR DORM WINDOW
Dorcas: IF I CAN FIND IT
Emmeline: guys, I am at a rest stop
Pandora: good good
Dorcas: the phone lives
Dorcas: for now.
(Regulus reply to “PUT IT AWAY OR…)
Regulus: Dorcas did you wag a finger at your phone while you typed that.
Dorcas: where are the cameras
Barty: reggie boy sees all
Regulus: Regulus.
Regulus: I’m standing in front of the entry way.
Regulus: Lucky guess the girl walking around looking devastatingly lost is you.
Regulus: I’ll show you the way to your dorm.
Dorcas: awe thanks Reg
Regulus: Regulus.
Regulus: You’re welcome.
(16:30)
Slytherwhores
Barty: this place is for house news yes?
Pandora: initially
Barty: cool then its the right place to tell you all to come to Reg Evan and I’s dorm for a start of year party
Regulus: Regulus.
Regulus: and absolutely not.
Evan: Party? We’re speaking my language
Barty: a fellow par-tay man?
Dorcas: Barty never speak again
Barty: you cant shame me
Pandora: EVAN??? PARTY MAN
Pandora: BAHAHAHA
Pandora: Evan has not been to a party in his life
Pandora: unless you count boardgame nights with Nanna
Barty: sounds like a hoot
Evan: it is a hoot
Evan: Nanna is a dog at slap jack
Evan: and point remains Pan, a party sounds good it’s our first year and all
Barty: that’s the attitude! i have a feeling we will get on mighty fine
Evan: I don’t think that’s something I want actually
Barty: you’ll come around. i tend to grow on people.
Dorcas: he’s like a fungus.
Barty: ignoring that in favour of questioning Pan and Evan here
Barty: did you say our first year
Barty: are you two…..twins
Regulus: Barty heel.
Dorcas: I’m a trend setter
Barty: Pan did you feel that
Pandora: feel what
Evan: THAT FUCKER HIT ME
Emmeline: BAHAHA
Dorcas: lmao
Regulus: lol
Pandora: hahahaha
Pandora: PLEASE
Pandora: stop acting like it’s the first time that happened
Pandora: remember the kid on the train
Pandora: who heard we were twins
Pandora: and scratched up my leg to see if you’d feel it
Dorcas: NO
Evan: lmao yeah I remember that
Evan: never have children, that monster drew blood
Pandora: EVAN
Pandora: YOU CANT CALL RANDOM KIDS MONSTERS
Evan: 🤷♂️
Barty: maybe you are the man of my dreams
Evan: brb changing my entire personality
Dorcas: suck it Bart
Barty: love you too Dork
[Evan to Barty]
Evan: I hope you know I don’t mean what I say on the gc
Evan: you seem like a nice lad.
Barty: if I seem like a nice lad you’re either reading me wrong or something is seriously wrong with me
Barty: but no worries, i wont take anything to heart loverboy
Evan: on second thought maybe I do mean it all
Barty: that’s more like it
Barty: we’ll be talking quite a bit so this chat needs a good name
Evan: Presumptuous
Barty: determined
[Barty changed chat name to “My Lover Boy”]
Barty: perfect
Evan: eh
Evan: It’ll do
Evan added Barty and Regulus to dormmates
[Barty renamed chat “Lover boys and the spoilsport]
Evan: really running with that loverboy thing aye?
Barty: i’ve put it out there now may as well keep it up
Regulus: Barty leave one groupchat name alone challenge.
Regulus: (impossible)
Barty: was that???
Barty: humor??
Barty: we’re getting through his crabby exterior already 🥲
Regulus: One wrong step I’ll cut through your interior.
Evan: 😳
Barty: threat noted
Barty: anyway
Barty: the party
Regulus: No.
Evan: Consider
Evan: yes
Regulus: Fine
Regulus: but only because Evan asked.
Barty: rude.
Regulus: Not my fault you can’t make a good first impression.
Barty: yknow what nevermind we had one win
Barty: PARTY TONIGHT
Slytherwhores
Barty: party tonight is a go
Barty: you better all be there.
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Marauders
Padfoot: party tonight @ Reg’s dorm
Padfoot: we WILL be there