Enchanted
Squid Game (Remy Ma - Conceited) remix
[Image: Draco and Theo pretending to study something.]
Hermione takes Draco and Theo to the National Gallery on one of their first Muggle outings together.
Other than gently rebuffing Draco’s near-constant offers to take her in any and all dark corners of the museum and bathrooms on all the floors, she has another job.
She keeps losing Theo.
After almost an hour of looking for him, she finds him back in one of the first exhibits they visited examining a sculpture, dark brows furrowed and concentrating.
[Image: Theo having a standoff with a statue.]
“There you are!”
“Granger, what’s the password?”
“What’s the ‘what?’”
“To get this one to wake up.”
“Theo, they’re not enchanted.”
Theo huffs and shoots a glance to Draco, who narrows his eyes. Draco purses his lips and taps his nose in solidarity.
“Likely story,” Draco mutters.
A slow, mischievous grin spreads over Theo's face. He smugly crosses his arms, only too pleased to have his best friend’s support. "Fine. Keep your secrets, Witch. I'll figure it out." He sidles closer to the statue ...
—carefully—
—slowly—
Then
"Honk! Honk!"
Theo squeezes the statue's exposed breast—twice—waiting for a reaction.
Draco loudly snorts in a way that is unbecoming of his Pureblood upbringing.
Theo looks back to the couple. "What? I was sure it was gonna work!”
Hermione throws her hands up. “You two are driving me spare. Honestly!”