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Chapter 2

11:07 am

(unknown number): So Regulus, what part of the project would you like to do?

If you’re still insisting that we don’t actually work together, that is

i’ll write the essay portion.

you are aware that just because you know my name doesn’t mean you need to use it in our text conversation, right?

(unknown number): Do you not like your name?

well i picked it so i sure hope i’d like it.

(unknown number): How did you pick your name?

long story, forget it.

(unknown number): You've killed someone and changed your name, haven’t you?

oh my god.

(unknown number): YOU HAVE!!

no, james. i have not murdered someone, although this conversation is making me want to.

(unknown number): MURDERER!! MURDERER!!

you’re impressively annoying.

(unknown number): Thanks! :)

not a complement, potter.

(unknown number): You stroke my ego, Black :)

 

8:45 pm

(unknown number): Have you ever gotten a piercing?

yes.

(unknown number): Oh good! Which one?

you’re very strange.

doubles on my left ear, one on my right, and the side of my nose.

(unknown number): Oh wow! Did the ears hurt?

depends. are you getting your ears pierced by chance?

(unknown number): Yep! My best friend has wanted it for a while, so I thought I'd be supportive! :)

oh, well in that case, it was excruciating.

(unknown number): Really?? How bad?

i blacked out. saw the light, i think.

(unknown number): Oh my god. I’m gonna piss myself

i’m kidding, jesus.

it only hurts for a second.

(unknown number): NO PADFOOT IS CRYING ITS GONNA HURT IM SO SCARED

what the fuck is padfoot

you know what no i don’t want to know.

(unknown number): NY BEST FRIEND HES CRYING SHES GIT TEARS IN HER BEAUTIFUL EYES I HATE WHEB HE CRIES I WANT THEM TO ALWAYS BE HAPPY

sounds like you’re in love with them.

(unknown number): Oh no, Moony is his boyfriend!

Pads is sexy though, she was my first kiss :)

nice.

(unknown number): Im scared please be my emotional support psych partner

oh no my phone is actually in the middle of the ocean, sorry.

good luck!

(unknown number): REGULUS!! COME BACK!!

I KNOW THAT YOURE LYING BECAUSE YOU COULDNT TEXT ME IF YOUR PHONE WAS IN THE OCEAN

YOURE A DIRTY DIRTY LIAR

9:02 pm

unknown number): I got a lollipop!

for being such a good boy?

(unknown number): Yes! Only cried a little! :)

wow impressive!

(unknown number):You think? :)

no, james. :)

(unknown number): I feel like you're being mean but the smile makes up for it :)

Also I enjoy being bullied so a win is a win

get help

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