Chapter 3
11:23 am
(unknown number): Guess what I’m doing today!
hopefully your part of the project?
(unknown number): Nope! Going to see my parents!!
lovely
(unknown number): Do you go to see your parents often?
no, my dad died when i was very young.
(unknown number): I’m so sorry :(
yeah, i actually watched it happen. he fell off a cliff, or, my uncle had his hands and let him go. it was devastating, my uncle even blamed my fathers death on me. he was power hungry and my father was powerful. then my uncle encouraged me to run away, i’m so lucky that i was rescued by my two friends though. we lived together away from my family until i grew up. eventually one of my old friends found me when i was older and begged me to come back because my uncle turned our town into a place of starvation and ruin with his power.
(unknown number): Holy shit! That’s awful!!
yeah. i actually ended up fighting my uncle for revenge, haven’t seen him since.
(unknown number): Wow!! You must be strong. I’m so sorry that you went through that
(unknown number): Moony is trying to convince me that you’ve just told me the plot of The Lion King I told him that you wouldn’t lie about something like that though
christ, you’re gullible.
yes james, that was the plot of the lion king. i’m glad you have one not-idiot in your life.
(unknown number): Regulus that was rude :( I was crying
you cried at my story??
(unknown number): Yea :(
get a grip.
11:49 am
(unknown number): My friends say hi by the way! So do my mum and dad :)
why.
(unknown number): Cause we’re friends!!
how could you have possibly come to that conclusion?
(unknown number): Well you’re still answering my texts, so
you’re mildly entertaining.
(unknown number): You know how to make my heart soar :)
ugh nevermind leave me alone
(unknown number): Okay but only because we’re gonna play scrabble!
2:02 pm
(unknown number): So what do you look like?
don’t be weird.
(unknown number): Bet you’re hot!
and you’ve done it.
(unknown number): The way you text screams “hot person”
do me a favour?
(unknown number): Anything!
punch yourself in the face for me, thanks.
(unknown number): You said not to be weird and that would turn me on, which would be weird
oh my god why are you allowed to interact with people
(unknown number): Lol. Not to toot my own horn but i’m pretty attractive :)
the fact that you said “toot my own horn” overthrows anything attractive about you.
(unknown number): The more you degrade me the more I fall
down stairs, i hope?
(unknown number): No, but i’m sure that you fell down some stairs
don’t. say. it.
(unknown number): When you fell from heaven, that is
good god if you’re gonna flirt at least do it well.