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SIRIUS and Remus’s plans to ask you to marry them had been ruined by the little prejudiced runt that dared to call himself a house-elf. Sirius was livid and ready to beat Kreacher’s ass but Remus had to calm him down. “Sirius, we’re better than this. We’ll get another chance to ask her,” Remus had said that same exact night while you were in the bathroom showering. You were more than eager to wash off all the dust and dirt that you had collected while you were in the attic for several hours.
Harry’s trial was in two days. The ministry would deliberate if Harry would be able to attend Hogwarts for the new term. You prayed to Merlin every single night that your nephew would return. You wanted him to enjoy the last of his years at wizarding school, but you also wanted more alone time with your partners. You hadn’t been with them properly in what felt like months and just about anything they did made you horny. When Remus would lick one of his fingers so that he could flip a page in his book or when Sirius would run his ring-clad fingers along the side of his cane made you clench your thighs as desire pooled in your stomach. Just about everything they did make you want them even more and you were sure they knew it.
With everyone sitting at the table to eat the beautiful dinner Molly Weasley had made, they both ran their hands up and down the expanse of your precious thighs. Sirius would always place his fingers close to your clothed cunt while Remus would run his fingers close to your knees. The contrast of the areas where you were being touched often drove you crazy. All you wanted to do was ride the two of them like they were horses.
“Auntie, you haven’t been eating your food. Are you alright?” Harry asked. Your eyes grew wide and instantly you became embarrassed because you’d been daydreaming about fucking his uncle and god-father for the majority of dinner.
You gulped as Sirius and Remus squeezed your thighs, urging you to answer your nephew. “Oh-Um,” you cleared your throat, “I’m fine. I’m just a bit ill is all.”
“Oh dear, you should have told me. What is it? The mumblemumps? Spattergroit? Portkey-sickness?” then Molly Weasley gasped. “It can’t be. You don’t have the Black Cat Flu, do you?”
“No, no, no, Molly. I just feel tired.”
“You’re not,” Molly’s eyes widened as she covered her mouth. You tried to figure out what she was insinuating but It didn’t take long before the puzzle pieces clicked in your head.
“I’m not pregnant, Molly. I’m too old to get pregnant anyway.”
“It’s a shame. You would have such cute babies,” Molly placed a magical hand on her heart. The woman was right. With Sirius and Remus’s genes, the baby would have been Lucifer before he was sent to rule the underworld.
“I have an announcement to make,” Tonks stood up, taking the attention off of you which you were grateful for. Tonks was really good at reading the energies of the rooms she was in and this one was in need of some cheering up. “Charlie and I are finally together.” Tonks smiled as everyone in the room rejoiced. Everyone clapped and laughed as the young couple joined hands to celebrate the announcement. This was big, no, huge news! You were extremely happy for Tonks and Charlie. They were made for each other and they would make a handsome couple.
“Freddie, I think you owe me something,” you heard George whisper into his twin brother's ear. Fred reluctantly reached into his pocket and slapped five galleons onto George’s opened hand. George winked at his brother, “Nice doing business with ya.”
You laughed at the exchange while your heart squeezed a little. Fred and George reminded you a lot of Lily and yourself. Not only because the pair of you were twins but also because you did a lot of stupid stuff together. In the sixth year, while Petunia was away at a friend's house, you and Lily snuck into her room and placed itching powder on her sheets. When she got back she was more than mad, she was livid. She deserved it though, she had made fun of Remus’s scars when she’d seen a picture of him.
“Congrats, mate,” Bill clapped his younger brother on the back.
That night was filled with more happiness, laughter, and a hell of a lot more teasing touches from the men that sat beside you.
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Harry is going back to Hogwarts! Thank the stars. You didn’t know what would have happened if he wasn’t allowed back. Thanks to Dumbledore and a few others, Harry would be allowed back into the magical castle.
All of the returning Hogwarts students were upstairs pacing their trunks and getting ready to leave. Half of the Order would be escorting Harry and the other students to the platform. Granted, Sirius would be in his animagus form but the gesture was sweet nonetheless.
The platform was bustling with students and parents alike. There were sweet exchanges of goodbyes between parents are their offspring. You wondered what it would have been like if you had your own children to care for. What would they look like? Which parent would they prefer? What would their personalities be like?
Those thoughts melted away as Harry stopped to address you, Remus, and Sirius, “Thank you for this summer. It’s been very stressful but I’m lucky to have you a lot.” Harry brought you and Remus in for a hug. Your arms warped around Harry and Remus. Sirius felt left out and started pawing at Harry’s legs. Harry laughed and broke away from the hug. He bent down and gave the big black dog a hug as well. “Thank you Snuffles,” Harry whispered. The dog in response liked Harry's face, knocking off his glasses in the process.
Harry entered the train a minute before it was scheduled to depart. The engine whistled and the horn blew. It started to depart, leaving you and the others back at the platform.
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A week had passed since Harry's return to Hogwarts. His fifth year had begun. You remember don’t remember much from your fifth year. It had been lost within the chaos of the memories of the first Wizarding War.
There wasn’t any scheduled Order meeting for two weeks. That gave you two uninterrupted weeks with your boys. You were longing on the couch while watching television. It was a lazy Sunday. Remus and Sirius were sitting on opposite sides of the coffee table playing a muggle game called Uno. You really weren’t interested in it but you couldn’t help but glance at the game once or twice. Remus and Sirius could have gone to the dining room to play the game but they decided to make your life a living hell while you tried to watch Sherlock Holmes. The show really was a bore but that was all that was on currently. You rolled your eyes and sighed as you peeled yourself off of the couch and turned off the television. Listening to Remus and Sirius bicker about a muggle game was far more interesting than watching something about an old detective investigating a murder.
“What are you guys playing?” you asked as you sat down on one end of the coffee table. You already knew what they were playing. You just asked them to feel included.
“Uno. It’s the muggle game you got us when you were in town,” Remus put down a blue four on top of Sirus’s red four. You had gone into muggle London a few days ago to stock up on some necessary items. You stumbled into a tiny used toy store after a certain toy caught your eye. It was a rocking horse that looked identical to the one you and Lily had in your youth. The horse was marked with a big red tag that said, “Vintage 1965 rocking horse. In Good Condition.”
‘Vintage’ your nose scrunched up at the word. That made you feel really old. You shook your head and looked at the price tag. The horse was one hundred pounds. You gasped at the price. What was it with vintage resellers charging absurd prices? It didn’t matter though, Sirius had given you and Remus unlimited access to his vault at Gringots. You used Sirius’s money on very important things and that 1965 rocking horse was meant to be yours.
Once you got to the register, another thing caught your eye. A card game that your family used to play was for sale on a shelf near the register. You grabbed it at lightning speed and rushed up to the register. You accidentally startled the old blonde woman that was working the register. You apologized instantly and paid for your items. You even left a generous donation to a children's hospital nearby.
“Oh ya, I remember. That’s where I got my rocking horse,” you hit your head as you remembered the events of that day.
“I still don't know why you bought that stupid rocking horse. We don’t have any kids and If any of us ride on it I’ll break,” Sirius said as he scanned his cards for a yellow card. You could tell that Sirius didn’t have any yellow cards. Contrary to popular belief, Sirius had a horrible poker face.
“I bought the horse because it reminded me of my childhood with my sister. It’s just the same as you not letting any of us in Reggie's room.” Sirius stiffened at the mention of his little brother's name. Remus could sense the tension between his two partners talking about their dead sibling so he said, “Maybe Kreacher can ride on the horse.” Remus’s comment made you and Sirius turn and look at him.
“Let’s just continue the game,” Sirius shook his head as the two of them continued to play.
“I want to play,” you grabbed a few cards from the deck.
“We already started the game.”
“Well, unstart it.”
“We can’t just-”
“Yes you can,” you raised your eyebrow, challenging them to talk back to you. When you had your mind set on something it was pretty hard to let go.
“Fine,” Sirius handed Remus his cards. Remus began to collect all of the cards from the coffee table. Remus was a master at card games so he was an expert at shuffling cards. His hands moved swiftly across each card as he shuffled them. You and Remus were completely entranced by his movements.
Sirius was the first one to break out of the trance that Remus’s hands had on the two of you. “You know what would make this more interesting?” Sirius questioned. You could tell that he was up to something from the way that his eyes sparkled.
“What?” Remus played into the bit.
“If we played this like it was strip poker. Uno and poker are practically the same things,” Sirius smirked.
“Poker and uno are not the same things.”
“I never said they were,” Sirius began to inspect his nails. They were always clean so there was no reason to inspect them.
“You just said,” you exhaled as you realized that Sirius was only trying to get under your skin.
“I’m in,” Remus shrugged as he continued to shuffle the cards. He was doing a lot of unnecessary tricks with the cards.
“Fine, I’m also in,” you cracked your knuckles trying to intimidate Remus and Sirius. You were a beast at Uno and wouldn’t let them beat you.
“What are the rules?” Remus finally stopped shuffling the cards and began to deal with them to everyone.
Sirius put his finger on his chin as he thought of the rules, “If you don’t have the selected color then the player on the right of you would nominate the item of clothing you would have to take off.”
The rules seemed reasonable enough so you began to play. Remus put down the first card from the unclaimed stack. The first card was red and you thanked your lucky stars that you had an even amount of cards of each color. It was as if Merlin himself had blessed your cards and made sure that you won the game.
Remus put down a red card and now it was your turn. Your red card had made it on top of Remus’s. Now you only had one red card left. Sirius didn’t have a red one or the number on the card. You laughed as Sirius grumbled. You were to the left of Sirius which meant that you were able to decide which item of clothing he would take off.
“What do you think Remus? Do I go for that pretty waistcoat he’s wearing or straight for the pants?” You whispered in Remus’s direction. Your voice was loud enough to fill the almost silent sitting room.
“Hey, that’s not fair. Only the person to right can decide,” Sirius crossed his arms as he glanced at you and Remus.
“Sorry Sirius,” you apologized, “I’ll go easy on you. Take off the waistcoat.” Sirius held his deck in one hand as the other unbuttoned his waistcoat. It really was pretty. With its purple fabric and black stitched detailing. Once it was off, Sirius threw it on the floor and you three resumed the game.
The game went on for a while. Sirius was left in nothing but his black boxers while Remus still had his white T-shirt and red boxers on. You on the other hand still had on all of your clothes. The only thing you had taken off was your bra, making a show out of it for your boys.
“Uno,” you grinned as you gazed at the last card in your hands. You were so close to winning and you still had most of your clothes on.
Sirius placed his card down. He was left with five cards while Remus was left with three. You could practically taste the victory in your mouth. Then, sweet sweet Remus decided to make a move that would change the trajectory of the entire game. His hands placed down a plus four card meaning that you would have to pull four cards. Now you would be losing the game.
“I fucking hate you Remus Lupin,” you grabbed four cards from the stack. Your once almost empty hands were now filled with Uno cards. “I hate this game,” you mumbled under your breath.
“Awww, is someone a sore loser,” Sirius cooed.
You looked at Sirius and stuck your tongue out at him, “Just get on with it then.”
Card after card was placed in the middle of the coffee table. “Uno,” Remus’s husky voice filled the room. You had four cards left. There was no way you could win this. The card that Remus had placed down was a green four.
“I don’t have a green or four,” you shook your head as you looked down back at your cards.
“I think she should take her top off,” Sirius nodded his head at Remus.
“I thought you said only the person on the right can decide,” you crossed your arms.
“That’s a really good idea, Sirius. Take your top off,” Remus leaned back a little. Usually, you would be the one giving commands but this time Remus would be in control.
You rolled your eyes and put your stack of cards face down on the coffee table. Your hands found their way to the bottom of your top. You slowly slid your top off. Your tits were exposed to the cool air of the room. Your nipples pebbled as the air washed over you. You covered them with your crossed arms. You weren’t shy per se, you were just really cold. You grabbed your cards and the game continued.
As expected, Remus won the game. Remus didn’t boast or gloat. He simply nodded his head at his opponents and said, “Good game.”
“You can put your clothes back on now,” Sirius said as he stretched his back.
Even though you didn’t win, you still had lots of fun with your two lovers.