Chapter 11 =<
Harry, Nelly, and Rowan are on the elevator first, Bucky notices how the elevator won't fit them all. “We're gonna have to take separate trips.” He says being logical in the sight of two magic users. “Obviously not?” Harry questions the idiocies of even the idea. Soon Harry tapped one of the many buttons on the elevator, and it expanded.
From the size of only five people able to fit to at least forty people able to comfortably fit. “Ohhhh, how did you do that?” Nelly says in a longing tone. “Death did it, or I assume so since he gave me it! Actually, I kinda want to know too, let's call him. He’ll join us for dinner!” Harry says both he and Nelly are always curious about new spells. (Huh why'd I say that? Death isn't allowed to meet me at least not in the overworld currently.) Harry thinks. “Rufus, call Death please, also tell them it’s nonemergency but important.” Harry shudders when he remembers that one time from when he was at the Dursleys. (What time? I don't remember that?) He asks himself. After a quick okay from Rufus Harry went on with what he was doing.
“Come on then?” Harry states exasperated that the rest were taking so long. After another moment of only the Avengers, Rocket, Groot, and Bucky coming on Harry took action. The action included but was not limited to him using his magic to hit people with brooms towards the elevator.
After all of them were in Harry said sorry it’s just that if Death gets there before them he’ll choose episode three the most shit episode ever made. Just cause he’s a bitch. And also really, episode three fucking three? Bucky knocked Harry on the head. “Stop swearing!” He said like a concerned parent. (Thats weird Death hated episode three to?) Harry thinks but ignores it.
After they finally made it to the table and turned on pound puppies, Harry had his magic bring out dinner. It was spaghettiOs with grilled cheese, for dessert root beer floats. And for people who didn't want to eat what Rufus made they made whatever the person liked. Harry's mind reading spells are helpful in more ways than he thought.
Drax for instance had two pizzas instead. Plus some of the more hard working future heroes had special diets, this was really only Gamora but still. “Hi!” A shadow in the corner says. Everyone at the table stands up looking for a fight except Harry, who's now running up to the shadow. “Death!”He yells and runs into the shadow's arms.
“Sorry didn't mean to spook them!” Death says pointing to the very unnerved future heroes and future “definitely not heroes.” (He's acting weird. Harry thinks as Death would usually fake scream when he noticed them.) . “It's okay they aren't used to shadow travel yet! Come meet Nelly, we wanna know what type of magic you used to expand the elevator and stuff!” Harry said still getting carried by death but pointing to Nelly so he knew. This was their first not in the afterlife meeting, but it went mostly the same as usual. It would have been different if Harry hadn't remembered a lot while running from the stone.
“Really episode seven?” Death asks acting disgusted by the choice (but when we watched it in the underworld he liked episode seven?) Again he feels suspicious but ignores it because tastes change? “Dont you dare change it.” Harry says in a threatening tone. “Fine.” Death says not at all convincing. “I brought you this as it has been on your list for so long.” He says on a happier note pulling out a pink and yellow stuffed cat from 1991. “AWWWWW!!!!” Harry yells in excitement, this certain stuffed animal has been on his list of things he NEEDS for over five years. (Weird why is he just now remembering this list... Huh must be the stones fault.)
“I have the black and white one too, if you let me tell you about the stone WITHOUT getting angry, shouting, interrupting, or trying to murder Thanos or Dumbledore. For now at least!” Death says throwing the last part in like an afterthought. “Only if the nose is pink.” Harry answers setting a clause. “It is.” Death said already knowing which his master would like. “Deal.”
“Okay sense that's settled, for now, dinner?” Death asks. “How cold is the food Rufus?” Harry asks preparing to complete a couple of warming charms. “Nevermind'll just!” Harry says to hungry to care as he heats and duplicates the food. “Hey! Harry no messing with wizard magic. Any other magic but not Wizard they'll have a panic attack!” He says pointing at two wizard officials that suddenly showed up.
“WHO ARE YOU?” Apparently, the Minister of Magic said. “Uhhh, Death will explain!” Harry said going back to his food before it got cold again. (Weird usually he would love to torment them?) He thinks but again ignores it. Suddenly another figure showed and it was obviously Dumbledore. Right after the other man appeared the man shot spells trying to trap all the people at the table. Too bad Harry had overpowering magic and had set more spells than Death could count on the ship in case of Wizards.
“Oh you bastard.” Harry said directed at Death. “Hey do you want it or not!” Death responds. “There was nothing about being mean to you in that.” Harry stated it as a fact. “Fine I didn’t but be civil or I’ll call your mom!” Death says preparing to also get Thanos here. “Who will she side with really?” Harry asked. “Not sure do you wanna test?” Death responds. Everyone except the two were quiet as a mouse. Death knew who she would side with but would never admit it.
A few more seconds and they were all in the biggest room of the ship with the Thanos. “Why not shrink him?” (why is he here at all?) He thinks once again but it's something Death would do! Right? Harry asked pointing to the giant Eternal. “Needs to be an actual conversation! Every except Harry and I will be muted until after. Then you can ask questions!” He ends with a Happy voice. “Okay then start!” Harry said rolling his eyes since he already knew this would happen. (He did?) He questions himself.
“Okay so Harry you have obviously been Master of Death since before you were even an idea, and that comes with perks! Like being able to attract and absorb very powerful things or in this case bond with those things... Like the stones! Make sense to you so far?” After a nod from Harry death continues.
“So the stone saw you and was like “omg that looks like a good friend thing!” and tried to absorb you and force you into a bond! But because you are Master of Death it couldn't. Instead of being totally absorbed you two joined together, it was actually better for both of you. It helped you increase your powers faster plus get rid of any Voldemort remains and it got to have a sort of bond that it craved with you!” Death says then pauses and puts its hand on Harry's forehead.
Suddenly the purple stone has been pulled out and has transformed into a young girl that looked Harry's age or older. “See this is the power stone! As you can see it's young and still wants a bond with something! And you happened to be that! I'm assuming right now but all the stones want a bond with you after hearing from her! And who are we to reject?”
After that whole dump of info, Harry got to ask questions first. “So where are the rest of the stones? Also, how did you do that!” Harry asks. “We can't really just take the stones because as you know they have to for “the universe's safety!”, BUT we could do it anyway and just replace the stones with replicas! Oh, but we can't tell them that!” He said pointing at the rest of the people in the room. “But they just heard...” Harry said like Death was a little.
“No they only heard about the stones wanting you, they haven't heard the second part! Actually, they think we are debating if you should murder Albus!” They say. “That makes more sense about Rowan's face than!” Harry responds then looking at Dumbledore's face and bursts into laughter. “Oh, you did a good job btw here!” He says handing the as promised stuffed animal.
“THANKS!” Harry screamed as the rest started to be able to talk again. “ROWAN COME LOOK!!!!!” Harry yelled, Rowan sadly to slow got teleported by Harry. “What are you gonna call it?” Rowan asks. “Shim obviously!” Harry said excitedly forgetting about the rest of the room. “Oh uhh hi!” Harry says awkwardly to the stone human thing. “Hi, sorry about the chasing you down thing...” It says obviously feeling awkward also. “It was more my fault! But it doesn't really matter wanna go play candy land with me and Nelly?”
“Sure!” It says. Soon enough Harry, her, and Nelly are almost out the door. “Harry do you not wanna hear the rest of this? Or even argue about stone rights with anyone?” Death says sad to be abandoned by its master. “Ugh maybe I wanna just a little! You guys can start a game without me I will be there to beat you both in a little!” Harry says than ran in over to Death while the other two took each others hand and ran to play candy land.
“Ten minutes and I'm going!” He declares. “Fast questions then! Who thinks there question is the most important?” Three hands go up. “Okay Thanos first.” Death says in rapid speed. “You can't be Death. Death is a beautiful women and my soon to be bride.” Thanos says. “Not a question but yes I am sometimes a women! Not usually but on occasion. And I don't think I've accepted any of your proposals yet?” Death responds and switches to her most beautiful entity.
“Death! You have gotten proposed to and didn't tell me!?!” Harry says sad his own servant wouldn't tell. “I'm gonna tell Piper!” Piper, Death's eternal partner. “DONT YOU DARE.” Death screamed knowing Harry had their number. (Who's Piper?) Harry asks himself. He hasn't met a Piper any of the 55 times he's been to the after life. “Maybe I will maybe I won't!” “Who's Piper?” Bruce asks. “Deaths wifey! Or I guess you guys would know them more as the Christian God! Is that right?” He asks Death. “Yes but they are also technically the Christian Satan and well like ever religions person to worship and stuff, most of their followers have wrong conception of them though. Especially the Christians.” Death said excited to talk about their spouse.
“How was it wrong?” Star lord asks as he's technically still a Christian. “Oh umm! They didn't create the world we did, also we are Adam and Eve technically I'm Eve they were Adam, no one created us we just appeared... Oh and Jesus! He was actually me when I got bored, most of the stories were true but had a lot of misinformation in them! Also the Lucifer thing was really fake, he just went down to hell to take care of management there, actually he fully runs it currently! He's honestly a great help. Now I only have to place where the souls go like good or bad or help with revenge. Oh and obviously wich place of religion they need to go to. You know!” in fact no one in the room except Harry knew at all! (I do?) He's thoroughly confused as him and death never talked about work.
“Actually when can I see them again it's been ages!” Harry asks. (More like actually never.) He responds to his weird ass words. Suddenly Piper shows up, in all their glory. “HARRY!” Piper says catching Harry as he jumped. “Also Lee forgot to mention we are married and have been for more than 45000000 years before this universe was even made. You've got no chance.” They say looking at Thanos. (No but who is this…) Harry questions in his mind but going along with it.
“Hows my little magic god?” They ask Harry while walking out of the room. “Good! New look? It's cute! Is Lucifer gonna visit soon?” Lucifer was the one that got Harry into languages, plus he's visited Harry on earth before! (Finally someone he remembers!) Obviously it was as an earthling and he only got to say hi as Dudley started chasing Harry. “He said he'll be here in uhhh about a day! Thank you! I like this one!” They said. (Weird Harry’s never seen them have a different look before? Actually he’s never seen them before in general.) Their new look was very angelic. They looked very similar to Lilly most of the difference was their build.
“I told you an hour in Hell time.” Lucifer says showing up in front of the two. “DILL!” Harry screamed so loud the ship shook a little. “I told you dill is not an appropriate nickname for devil!” Lucifer says as Harry appears into the others open arms. “ Comment as-tu été?“ (How have you been?) Lucifer asks in French. “ Super! et toi ?” (Great! And you?) Harry questions.
“Mieux maintenant que je te vois. C'est bon de vous voir utiliser à nouveau le français !” (Better now that I see you. Good to see you use French again!) He responds. “ Attendez-moi!” (Wait for me!) Piper yells Lucifer is quite the fast walker apparently. “nous!” (Us!) Death yells finally the other two catch up.
“Have you guys seen Rowan?” Harry asks expecting him to be with Death. “Nope? Who’s Rowan?” Lucifer asks confused. “Oh he’s Rowan I guess? Let me go get him and Bucky!” Harry says already teleporting away (incase you forgot yes he’s apperating but my phone won’t spell that so it's “teleporting”!). In less than three seconds Harry is back joined with Rowan, Bucky, Rocket, and Groot. “Okay now we can go!” Harry says and starts skipping followed by the group.
After a brief introduction Harry shoved anyone that didn't want to play candy land to the couch to turn on pound puppies. Death was not allowed to choose the episode much to Lucifer's humor. “Rufus let’s head to the arctic now!” Harry says randomly remembering how sad Bucky was always. “Sounds good. Death, Pipper, and Lucifer are official unwelcome from here on.“ Rufus said in the second sentence turning really robotic.
“Huh? Rufus why are they unwelcome?” Harry asks curiously. “Disobeying direct instructions.” Rufus replies. “And that is?” Harry asks wondering why he wasn’t spitting it out. “Bringing Loki here. And letting him break your magic walls. Clearly stated in your manual of things not allowed are both of those.” Rufus responds really awkwardly, knowing this would cause trouble but he had to tell. (What is going on?) Harry quietly asks his confused conscience.
“Death? What's that about.” Harry asks but he already kinda suspected this. “I was wondering who Piper was! And why “you” were suddenly allowed to see me. It was even weirder that the stone was not fucking with me more!” Harry starts going on before catching himself and coming out with it.
“This is all a part of the stones test! God, I'm dumb for not realizing it. Makes more sense though! Hi power stone, how are you doing currently? Or are we technically not in a currently, no that would probably be the time stone!” Harry rambles on waiting for a reply. “Not very talkative! That's okay, care if I just build some stuff for now? Might die otherwise, do da do lalala badum!”Harry rambels on while building a small necklace.
“Question since you really amplify the other stones is one of the others here? Mind stone seems the most likely!” After no reply Harry continues asking random stuff. “When we come out of this will this watch disappear like I never made it or will I still have it?” Still no reply. Harry's already finished the watch thanks to help from his magic. “Do you consider yourself like the person I saw in that weird imaginary thing or are you more grown up?” He'd have to imagine it felt the way he saw it.
Instead of the living room they used to be in he's floating in complete darkness. The only light coming from his magic and any other tools he was using. “Are we still in the prison? Or the ship? Did someone else grab us? What's happening?” Harry asks curiously. “We have been grabbed by Yondu. The Mind stone and I are in your pockets currently not noticed.” The stone finally answers. “How long has the mind stone been with me?” Harry asks smiling at the reply.
“Since you overpowered Loki.” A new voice chimes in, seemingly belonging to the Mind stone. “What should I make?” Harry asks pulling out balloons to make some balloon animal or something. “Make a unicorn.” The power stone says. “Done! Here you go!” Harry said a minute after the power stone, throwing the unicorn to the void in a random way. The unicorn was the size of a German shepherd and was very detailed.
“What should I call you guys?” Harry asks the stones while making a balloon loaf of bread. “Power stone and Mind stone are fine.” Power stone says clearly wanting to be done in here, they seemed to be restricted on when they could end this or not. “Do you guys want me to build you something not out of balloons?” Harry asks.
“Could you make a necklace to fit us secretly? It's otherwise gonna be hard to hide us.” Mind stone says. “Of course! Do you guys like a more loose or tight feeling?” Harry said getting right to it. After a while of endless questions it was done and ready for the final try on. “Can you guys try it on?” He asked as they showed them selves again and went in to see if it fit. Soon the world went dark.
“What's happening?” Harry asks feigning calm. “Now that we can hide on you we can finally go to the real world. You probably already know a lot about the Ravager. In case need of communication we will set it up.” Power stone says. As he opens his eyes he see a Ravager looking at him curiosity.