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Btw I can't find the people on this ship at this time so I'm making it up! That is very important to the story!
“Captain.” The man says to a walkie talkie like object. “Who are you?” Harry asks the stranger but he already knows it's Haid Gule. The watcher of almost everything on the ship. “Haid. And you?” The man asks, Harry knew he was just pretending to not know. “Harry. Do you happen to know where my family is?” Harry asked like a small child lost.
“Who are they, maybe we can find them?” Haid says. “They’re Buck and Rowrow!” He says innocently. “Uhh do they have names like yours, you know grown up ones?” He asks awkwardly. Before Harry can continue to be an ass, the door slams open. Yondu and his right hand man Aisha coming in. Harry backs under the blankets like he’s scared of the pair. Yondu orders the rest out to talk to Harry one on one.
*Hey why aren’t you leaving yet?* Power stone asks him. *Can’t magic isn’t working.* He responds having already tried more than ten times. *Do you know how to fight at least?* Mind stone asks bored like. * Obviously I do? But I don’t think I could win against that arrow, plus the rest of the crew.* Harry says while Power stone sighs. * Don’t give me that!* He says jokingly.
“Hi mister Yondu! I’d love to go home now.” Harry says in the most awkward get me the fuck out of here voice. “Sure. If you know where Peter is, otherwise it’s gonna be kinda hard to get you out!” He says acting like it’s gonna cost him gas or something. “If you’d just let me call my family I’ll be on my way!” Harry replies giving him the most exasperated smile. “You know where Peter is. And we don’t. You want to go home. We can take you there. Let’s not make this complicated.” Yondu says rolling his eyes annoyed like.
“Peter Griffin? He’s a cartoon character… he doesn’t exist. You know that right?” Harry asks like he’s talking to an old man, not far from the truth really. *Just tell him and we can go.* The stones say in annoyed unison. “Peter Quill, the one you guys took from Kyln.” He says annoyed . “Hmm, not too sure about that one! We only went to grab the stone. Which we did get, unfortunately, I think your Peter died. If you wouldn’t mind taking me home now.” Harry says more annoyed.
“Haha. We saw him get picked up by the ship you came off. Nice ship by the way, where’d you buy it?” The annoyed father figure asks. “Buy it? No, I made it. Hahahahahhahahahahahaha” Harry says practically spitting in Yondu's face who's weirdly close to the bed. “do you actually think someone else could make a ship that amazing? That’s a good joke I’ll have to tell Bucky!” Harry says after almost choking from laughing so hard. “You made that? Maybe we could have some more use for you if you don’t tell us where he is.” He says.
“Awww too bad I can’t make them anymore! Magic’s gone you know! Probably won’t come back.” “We don’t have any use for you then do we?” Yondu asks while whistling for his arrow. The arrow now in front of Harry's throat starting to draw trickles of blood. “Hey, back that up or lose it.” Harry says pointing to the intimidating arrow. “Who am I gonna lose it to, a kid as scrawny as you?” Yondu asks while looking at Harry like he's a particularly stupid puppy.
Yondu tips his head to the side mocking Harry, the man's arrow now embedded in the wall where his head was not seconds ago. Harry's face now making a sad face. “HEY!” Yondu yells as some of the crew run in. Yondu pulls the arrow out being extra sure to not hurt it. “Dont worry I won't miss again!” Harry says as though it was nothing more than them playing a game, to him it might have been.
The arrow seems to chase Harry as he jumps from bed to bed. Since his magic isn't working he has to do stupid things he would usually rather be stabbed than do. Like hiding under a hospital bed for a slight moment of breath. It had never been this hard, I guess not having magic and going against a magical arrow was actually hard. He's got to get the specs on this arrow! It's magnificent. *More wining less thinking.* The Power stone says annoyed. *Yeah Yeah!* Harry says grabbing some expensive looking equipment and throwing the heavy equipment at Yondu. Direct hit! He's bleeding now.
I should do this more often magic makes it so easy! “Not getting tired yet? Makes sense your not really doing anything!” Harry says to the old man. “Brat.” Yondu whispers as he wipes the blood off his face. “How about this I stop you bring me home and we leave it at that?” Harry says happily ducking the arrow and effectively throwing a glass of water at the man's thighs and cutting him.
At the distraction Yondus's awareness of the arrow goes down and Harry regains control. “FUCK.” Yondu says realizing instantly what happened. “Hey, no swearing!” Harry says while the arrow hits the wall pinning Yondus's pant area to the wall (his pp area but just the clothes part ig!). The crowd all making a mutual noise of discomfort for their captain.
But now it's close to the man and he takes back control of it. Coming off his stuff with only a hole in his pants and undy. “That was too close.” Yondu says almost pissing his little boy pants, “Dick it wasn't even close!” Harry yells much to the watching crowd's shock. Yondus's mouth hanging open. (Harry used dick where most would use Pussy because he a feminist...😍) “I thought it was no cussing...” someone asked. “For you guys? Not me I'm a kid, I can't get in trouble for it.” Harry replied like they were stupid as hell. (Yes Harry can talk to them in English and stuff I'm too lazy rn to be a good writer.)
The arrow back under Yondu's control is flying toward Harry, a soft whistle and Harry seemed to be hit in his stomach soon to die. “Wow, that was a weak ending?” One of the watching crew members say as they watch the dying boy half in disgust the other in boredom. “HELP ME CAP.” Harry yells at the confused looking Yondu. “CAP?” The Ravagers yell at Yondu thinking like the idiots they were that Harry was working with their captain.
“What's that about!” A random person in the crowd yells sparking yells from other members, who are now crowded around the slightly destroyed room. “I don't know?” Yondu asks equally curious. The crowd starts gaining up on Yondu most not surviving the arrow. *Who's body is that if not yours?* Mind Stone inquires of Harry who is pretending to be a random man. Less of pretending more of using illusions to make himself look like the man. *The man who I look like currently. Dw he was a rapist and murderer!* Harry replies while walking out of the room to call home, not before getting stopped and pulled away by a random lady.
“How did you do that so quickly without magic?!” The excited woman asks. “Hi, Loki! I don't think you're allowed around me? Oh is that Thor, his disguise is terrible!” Harry asks curiously walking up to the giant man and poking him. Effectively making the man jump and try to protect himself, before realizing it was his brother. “Hello, Harry Potter! Me and my brother have come to find you!” Thor says boastfully like he won a bet. “Hiya! I was wondering when Rowan would go to Shield!” Harry replies kindly.
“Oh is starlord here? I'd assume he would want to see his family, if he wants we should stop the mutiny currently going on!” Harry brambles on as no one is stopping him. “Yeah I'm here, Hi mate! It would be great if we could stop him from getting killed!” Star-Lord says showing up behind them all. Harry nods and runs back to the room before anyone can stop him. “Yondu, willst du hier raus?!” (Yondu, do you wanna get out of here?! ( in German)) Harry yells most of the crew also looking at him.
Yondu thinking they were reliable men on his team rushes over. “OFFENSICHTLICH!” (OBVIOUSLY!) Yondu yells rudely. Harry quickly grabbing the kinfes he made while in the dark area and throwing them at men chasing after them. Instantly killing them not that anyone noticed, or so he thought. I mean why would the rest of the teams be watching of a small camera they put on Thors terrible disguise?
“Hey Thor bud, is that a camera in your hair...?” Harry asks nervously. “Worry not! It's just the team and SHEILD!” Thor responds nicely. “Fun!” Harry whispers back leading the team to the escape pods. *Did they see you?* The stones ask in unison. *Hopefully not!*. “Escape pods are two each? Right Yondu?” The still disguised Harry asks. “Yeah...” Yondu replies getting the suspicion he's not part of the crew.
“Star lord and Yondu in that one!” He says pointing at the right escape pod. “Thor and Loki?” He asks pointing to the middle one. Loki shakes his head. “I'll go with you!” He says not really asking. “Okay then! Let's just get the hell out before they realize it's an illusion!” Harry says pushing everyone into their pods, then getting in with Loki. “Manual override.” Harry says hacking into their ship and programming it into where Loki said they where. Taking off Harry gets ready to ignore Loki. A lot.
After two hours of Loki asking questions on how to do illusions of that size without magic they arrived. To Sheild where Loki said Rowan would be. “Okay that was agonizing!” Harry says getting out of the pod walking out to help Thor out. A whole army of shield personnel come grabbing Loki and locking him up again. Yondu come out of the Pod seeming less bitter. “Wait want he dead?” Yondu asks stupidly behind. “Yep! Pretty amazing illusions I know!” Harry replies.
“Thor good sir do you know where where my family is?” Harry inquiries. “HARRY!” Bucky yells running towards him. “Hiya Bucky!” Harry says jumping onto him. “Where is Rowan? And the ship?” The SHEILD People lead Loki away with Thor's help. Half staying behind for some reason. “She is being held, they said it's merely to make sure you don't hurt anyone on board. They took the ship and are doing a bunch of testing on it. What happened to your magic?” He asks looking worried. #It's better now! Just go along with it! Please.# Harry signs in the code they made together. “Hello Harry Potter. If you two wouldn't mind following me.” A lady comes up to the pair then points to a door.
The two follow quietly. “We will bring you to Mister Rowan then we will be putting you under some testing.” She says referring to Harry. “Uhh no thanks?” Harry answers awkwardly. “You don't have a choice in the matter.” She responds like a recorded message. “Umm Thirty three?” He asks directed at Bucky. The woman comes to a stop and turns around. “Please don't try anything stupid.” She says. But the pair ignore her in favor of Bucky nodding. “Okay start it up I'll get them.” He says teleporting Bucky to the ship then himself to Rowan right as the women fires and starts yelling for The Avengers.
“Rowan time to go!” Harry says before seeing Rowan's state. He's passed out on a hospital bed clearly badly injured. And it doesn't seem like the prison blowing up had anything to do with it. “Rowan!” He says running up to them grabbing their limp body before teleporting all the Galaxy buds to the ship and blocking the door the best feasible. He sends a message from his watch to the main ship. “Rowan’s hurt get to over that on tree we met at. We will meet you there.” He finishes send it directly to where Bucky is. And a similar message to the group now in the trampoline room.
“RowRow it’ll be okay!” He says starting to use the healing magic he’s learnt from books so far. And hour later and Rowan has awoken and is feeling better not yet a hundred percent but better than nothing. He two gets teleported to the ship. He’s still to injured to understand much. “I’ll be right there Rows!” He whispers the message into his phone sending it to Rowan. Then he takes a breather. And bust down the door.