Forces Of Nature

Game of Thrones (TV) Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling The Walking Dead (TV) Gotham (TV) To Kill a Mockingbird - Harper Lee Winnie-the-Pooh - A. A. Milne Breaking Bad Doom (Video Games) The Great Gatsby (2013) SpongeBob SquarePants (Cartoon) Bee Movie (2007) Jonathan Strange & Mr Norrell - Susanna Clarke
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Forces Of Nature
Summary
Jesus Christ has a lot of things to do, and the inhabitants of Earth are one of those things. Jesus Christ will absolutely fuck the shit out of everybody, and then he'll get fucked by DOOM Slayer.
Note
We're sorry for what we've created. This will forever haunt ao3, and we're not sorry. This is indeed what happens when you create a Google Document and share it amongst yourselves. This was originally supposed to be To Kill A Mockingbird, so yeah, enjoy the ride.

Atticus missed the love of his life. It wasn't his wife or even his boo thang; it was his old lover Nick. He missed the abused ass of the raging twink from West Egg. He missed his bootyful asshole that always seemed to smell like Gatsby’s cum. “Daddy!” Nick moaned as Atticus thrust his non-racist cock into his slutty ass.

Atticus was yearning for his lover, Rick Grimes, to come back from Atlanta. For now though, he would have to suffice with the teeny tiny prick of Bary B Benson. Rick Grimes was a newly presented omega, and Barry was an alpha.

Atticus on the other hand was a sexy omega vampire twink. He had a blood red peepee and loved to use it on Boo Radley. Boo had missed out on a lot of experiences since being locked up. A proper fuck from a man was one of them. He knew it was wrong, hell even his children knew, but he just loved Boo’s tight hole. Atticus had recently been impregnated by Barry, they had been knotted together for a whole 24 hours. Atticus always yearned for a child, and the prospect of now having one filled him with excitement. Boo seemed to get off on it too, getting fucked by a pregnant vampire. Nick Carraway had two cocks, he used one to fuck himself and the other to fuck Tom Buchanan. Tom has a bleached bootyhole and it smells like chlorine.

Pooh had a small cock. He never used any lube because he thought it was stupid. Why should he use it if honey was around? His girlfriend Cinderella and his boyfriend Spongebob didn’t seem to mind. Spongebob was full of holes and Cinderella loved to fuck them with her broom. Pooh loved to watch, sometimes he would even do Cinderella in the ass while she pegged their boyfriend. Her “Prince Charming” could only moan from his restraints of being kidnapped and locked in the attic.

Will Smith and Chris Rock, who’d been making out in a corner decided to fist each other at the same time.

“Carl,” Rick Grimes said to his son. “I need you to look after the group while I go to find my long lost love, Atticus Finch,” while saying this, Rick Grimes had a hint of nostalgia in his voice.

Rick Grimes was a burly man. Jon Snow, the hottest man alive, sucked him off with his luscious mouth. Bill Cipher suddenly appeared and was traumatized, having just read the Dipper goes to Taco-Bell fanfiction. He watched as Edward “Ed” Nygma railed the love of his life Oswald Cobblepot because let’s be real Oswald is a bottom. Ed loved to fuck Oswald, especially in front of Jim Gordon.

Jesus Christ suddenly came out of nowhere and started shredding everywhere. Tony Hawk was majorly inspired by Jesus’s sick shredding skills, and had Him teach him the ways of skateboarding.

Jesus Christ and Tony Hawk soon became lovers, the time they spent together strengthening their bond together.
No was an alpha, whereas Tony Hawk was an omega.

Jesus POV: 

I Jesus Christ took pleasure in destroying Tony Hawk’s tight hole.

Back to 3rd person or whatever POV:

Whilst having fervent sex together one day, Jesus Christ accidentally knotted Tony Hawk, and thus Tony Hawk Jr. was born.

Tony Hawk Jr. had the powers of Jesus Christ, and the combined shredding skills of both of his father’s.

Tony Hawk Jr. got into a lot of trouble with the government, as he delighted in butt-fucking the president of the United States, Nick Carraway. (USA 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🦅🦅🦅🦅 CAWWWW idk what I'm doing anymore)

Nick Carraway and Jesus Christ had planned to elope, but Nick’s father, Voldemort caught them before they were able to. Voldemort wanted to fuck his son’s juicy hole more than Jesus did.

Jesus had gone back to his home state, Alabama. Jesus Christ was a fervent believer in keeping the bloodline pure by incestuous acts. Mr. Peabody showed up with his giant wolf cock. Jesus Christ killed Mr. Peabody as soon as he showed up with his gigantic, veiny cock. No one was allowed to have a bigger cock than himself. He then proceeded to fuck Judas with His holy cock.

“JESSE! WE NEED TO FUCK,” Walter shouted as he unzipped his pants to reveal his hairless bald cockity cock cock. Jesse carefully put some crystal in his ass and relaxed as Mista White ate him out until he was high.

Jesus Christ proceeded to go to Hell, so he could see his other lover, the DOOM Slayer. The DOOM Slayer had his Crucible’s blade replaced with a giant cock. DOOM Slayer took absolute pleasure in fucking Jesus Christ, the Lord and Savior, with his giant veiny dildo sword. (Sorry school staff who see this. My cat accidentally walked on my keyboard and concocted this.)

(Lmao,i concocted the entire thing yeah) (SHut up, my cat has magical powers and can get an entire neighborhood pregnant simply by looking at them.) (Bam fixed)


This fic better win awards. My cat tried very hard while walking on my keyboard to produce this absolute masterpiece of modern-day literature. It will win the Pulitzer prize.