Characters
Regulus Black/James Potter, Regulus Black, Sirius Black/Remus Lupin, Remus Lupin, Sirius Black, James Potter, Marlene McKinnon, Minerva McGonagall, Severus Snape, Dorcas Meadowes, Marlene McKinnon/Dorcas Meadowes, Albus Dumbledore, Regulus Black & Sirius Black, Evan Rosier, Barty Crouch Jr., Pandora Lovegood, Minerva McGonagall/Poppy Pomfrey, Poppy Pomfrey, Regulus Black & Remus Lupin
Summary
A collection of all of my short oneshots for the Marauders fandom. Originally posted on tumblr where my user name is writtenerin
Chapter 11
April 20, 2025 at 09:50 AM
James: How do vampires actually suck the blood into their mouths? Like, how does that work?
Sirius: Well, obviously their fangs are like straws and they suck the blood through them into their mouths.
Remus: what... No, they obviously just make the holes with their fangs and then remove them and suck through the holes they've left behind.
Sirius: Like they're trying to make a hickey.
Remus: ... no
Sirius: Moony come here, let me give it a go.
Remus: NO
James: I'll just leave you two alone then.