Stacy's Mom
“Damn. May has got it all.”
“You can tell me that again. Tony stark, Peter's mentor.” Tony says holding out his hand to the tanned gentleman beside him.
“Nice to meet you, I’m Mr Delmar, call me that or nothing. I am May’s neighbour.”
“Oh, you have it better than me then, though I have a pool we could have fun in.” Tony fantasises.
“You're kidding right. You really think May will go for you?” Delmar replies looking Stark up and down. “And aren’t you with Miss Potts?”
“Pfft. Yeah but it’s May. Even Pep would get with her. She has got it going on. Just look at her walk.”
“True. Very true. She is *insert Spanish here*”
The two laughs before lifting their water to their lips. May flips her hair over her shoulder and the two sigh deeply. Peter walks over.
“Oh. I see you’ve both met already. How’s it going? You’re both enjoying it right. I know all this thing with all these school kids are not really either of your scenes but...” He falls silent. The two blank him and stare ahead. “You both okay?” Peter questions.
“Oh, they’re fine. They’re just in love with your aunt.”
“Oh okay. Wait. What!”