X&Y
“You’re not my ex your just my why” Blaise sings at the top of his lungs, “Like, why'd you fuck up my whole life?” he sings along as he opens the bathroom door. “'Cause I'm a ten and you're a five” jumping around, Blaise starts dancing to the song playing out of his wand in the dorm room. Picking up a picture Draco has on his bedside table, and some of the other boys EXPENSIVE chocolate, he keeps singing.
“I invested in you like crypto” he says to the picture. “Dammit, I really did invest in you and your family. Why’d you do this to me Draco?” he says before throwing the image and going to his wardrobe. Shaking his ass along to the beat as he walks, Blaise starts looking for a revenge outfit to wear to Hogsmeade. “You'll find out the locks have changed, to my heart you fucker.”
By his bedside he picks up the vase of flowers Draco gave his when they broke up and tips it on the floor. Picking out his outfit Blaise starts to get changed into the clothes he had picked that make him feel good. “Yeah, I'm a hundred degrees” he agrees with the song before shaking his thing over to the mirror. “You ain’t getting me back Draco Malfoy and I don’t want you back. My name is Blaise Motherfucking Zabini and I am the best friend, boyfriend and sex you will ever have. You are just my why question. Nothing else.” Walking over to his mirror, Blaise pulls out his makeup, staring at it he considers putting it on before he says screw it. Putting on eyeliner he hums along to the music.
“Why’d you have to fuck up my life Draco?” he questions, before turning the music off and walking out.