Incorrect quotes
Sebastian: "How's the sexiest person here~?"
Rowan not looking up from his book: "I don't know, how are they~?"
Sebastian flustered: "I-"
Imelda from across the room: "I'm doing great, thanks!"
Sebastian: "In my defense, I was left unsupervised."
Ominis: "Wasn't Rowan with you?"
Rowan: "In my defense, I was also left unsupervised."
Poppy: "What do you think Rowan will do for a distraction?"
Natty: "He’ll probably, like, make a noise or throw a rock. That’s what I would do."
*Building suddenly goes up in flames and Ashwinders can be heard yelling *
Natty: "... or he could do that."
Sebastian: "Are you the big spoon or the little spoon?"
Ominis: "I'm a knife."
Rowan from across the room: "He's the little spoon."
Ominis: "WHY. why did you give Sebastian a KNIFE?!"
Rowan: "I’m sorry. He said they felt unsafe."
Ominis: "Now I feel unsafe!"
Rowan: "I’m sorry."
Rowan: "... would you like a knife?"
Sebastian: "Who thinks I can fit 15 marshmallows in my mouth?"
Ominis sighing: "You’re a hazard to society"
Rowan: "And a coward. DO TWENTY."
Ominis: "Rowan, I'm sad."
Rowan: *Puts out arms for a hug* "It’s going to be okay."
Armit: "Garth, I'm sad."
Garreth, nodding: "mood."
The keepers: "Listen, there a few more trials you must complete."
Prosser Fig: "I believe that don't have the luxury of time for this"
The keepers: "That's too bad"
Rowan bleeding out, extremely tired from the last trial: "Where is it?"
The keepers:
Professor Fig:
Rowan: "What?"
Lavender: "Why are your tongues purple?"
Ominis: "We had slushies. I had a blue one."
Rowan: "I had a red one."
Lavender: "oh"
Lavender:
Lavender: "OH"
Garreth :
Garreth : "You drank each other's slushies?"
Sebastian who just dragged into his mess and got Rowan to call for help: "I’m an idiot."
Rowan:
Ominis:
Natty:
Poppy:
Ominis: "If you’re waiting for us to disagree, this is going to be a long day."
Ominis: "Nothing in life is free."
Poppy: "Love is free!"
Rowan: "Adventure is free."
Natty: "Knowledge is free."
Sebastian: "Everything is free if you take it without paying."
Sebastian: "Good morning."
Ominis: "Good morning."
Imelda: "You all sound like robots, try spicing it up a bit."
Rowan who hasn't slept and just walked into the common room covered in dirt: "MORNING MOTHERFUCKERS!"
Sebastian: "What if the person who named Walkie Talkies named everything?"
Rowan: "Socks are Feetie Heaties"
Sebastian: "Forks are Stabby Grabbies"
Rowan: "Defibrillators are Heartie Starties"
Sebastian: "Nightmares are Dreamy Screamies"
Rowan: "Stamps are Lickie Stickies"
Ominis annoyed: "You two are disappointments"
Poppy: "Imagine if someone handed you a box full of all the items you have lost throughout your life"
Rowan: "Self-esteem, haven't seen you in years!"
Ominis "Oh wow, my childhood innocence! Thank you for finding this!"
Sebastian: "I knew I lost that potential somewhere!"
Natty:
Poppy:
Poppy: "I was just gonna show you this cool trunk my grandmother left me but do you guys need a hug?"
Rowan: "We need more help. Maybe I should call my friends."
Sebastian: "... Your what?"
Rowan: "My friends."
Natty: "Is he saying “friends”?"
Ominis: "I think they're being sarcastic."
Poppy: "No, no, no, this is delirium, he's cracked from being awake all night. Hey, Rowan! All of your friends are in this room."
Rowan: "I have other friends! You asked me to make new friends, I made new friends! It was a task. I complete tasks."
Rowan, trying to convince Armit to join the group: "You know... I thought it'd be good to have someone come along who's really... smart!"
Sebastian: "And Nervous!"
Ominis: "And thinks they can speak gobbledygook!"
Armit feeling attacked:
Rowan: "What did you guys get in your yearbook?"
Natty: "Most adventurous spirit"
Poppy: "Nicest Personality"
Sebastian: "Most likely to start a bar fight"
Ominis: "Least likely to start a bar fight, but most likely to win one"
Garth: "Why are Sebastian and Ominis sitting with their backs to each other?"
Rowan drawing: "They had a fight."
Garth: "Then why are they holding hands?"
Rowan: "They get sad when they fight."
Rowan: "Wake me up…"
Ominis: "Before you go go!"
Garreth : "When September ends…"
Sebastian: "WAKE ME UP INSIDE-"
Sebastian: "I think Ominis was right."
Rowan: "I'm surprised he hasn't marched in here to say 'I told you so.'"
Poppy: "He wouldn't do that."
Ominis: "You're right, Poppy. For once in your life, you're 100% right. I would never say that."
Ominis: *turns around, the shirt he's wearing says 'Ominis Told You So' on the back*
Rowan whispering: "Where'd he even get that shirt from?????"