Incorrect quotes with Hogwarts legacy characters

Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling Hogwarts Legacy (Video Game)
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Incorrect quotes with Hogwarts legacy characters
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This is purely for my own enjoyment. I'm to scared to post these on tumblr or anywhere else so this story is more for my own enjoyment and because why not? As the title suggests it's just incorrect quotes
Note
Hope you enjoy them! And all these dumb and silly little quotes. This thing might be updated every so often or not I've got no real idea what I'm gonna do with this. Anyway enjoy
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Incorrect quotes

Rowan handing Sebastian a piece of paper: "I got permission!"
Sebastian: "This just says Ominis says okay"
Sebastian looking closer: "Did you forge his signature????"

Rowan upset: >:c
Sebastian: "did something Happen?"
Ominis: "Garrith ruined his robes again"

Sebastian: "OMINIS HELP! I TOLD ROWAN I’D COOK DINNER TONIGHT BUT I CAN’T COOK!"
Ominis Looking straight at the wall while reading: "And you thought I could help?"

Rowan: "Whaddya call a fish with no eye?"
Poppy: "A Myxine Circifrons"
Rowan:
Rowan: "fsh"

Harlow, standing with his back turned: "I’ve been expecting you, Rowan Evergreen"
Rowan semi impressed: "How did you do that without turning around?"
Harlow: "... To be perfectly honest, the first couple of people I did that to were not you."

Sebastian to a sleep deprived Rowan: "Man, I only ever see you awake, do you ever shut down or stop running?"
Rowan: "Oh, I’m always running"
Rowan: "The question is from what"

Sebastian: "That’s one of my biggest fears. Like, if I ever woke up as a donut..."
Ominis: "You would eat yourself?"
Sebastian: "I wouldn’t even question it."

 

Ominis upset he wasn't told about this: "WHY DID I JUST HEAR FROM POPPY YOU WERE IN A POTERCHERS TENT AND FREED A GODDAMN DRAGON LAST WEEK?!"
Rowan laughing: "I HAD A CASE OF THE MONDAYS"
Ominis very concerned: "ARE YOU HAUNTED?! ARE YOU FUCKING POSSESSED?!"
Rowan cry-laughing: "ᴵ ᴴᴬᴰ ᴬ ᶜᴬˢᴱ ᴼᶠ ᵀᴴᴱ ᴹᴼᴺᴰᴬʸˢ"

Ominis: "Rowan and I don’t use pet names."
Lavender: "I see. Hey, what do bees make?"
Ominis: "Honey?"
Rowan down the hall: "Yes, love?"
Ominis:
Lavender: "Don't ever lie to my face again."

 

Rowan: "We need a distraction."
Ominis: "Is anyone here good at jumping up and down and making weird noises?"
Sebastian whispering: "My time has come"

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