Question…?
There’s only one thing that Regulus thought of when he walked into the party. And that thing was, I am going to kill James.
The party was absolutely horrific in Regulus’ eyes. He didn’t like people, crowded spaces, loud and obnoxious music, or drinking. As he looked around, he got more and more disgusted, and wanted to leave more than ever.
The last time Regulus can recall a party he attended was in his second year of high school. His brother dragged him along to one, thinking they’d both enjoy themselves. But, Regulus couldn’t stand the drinking, the yelling, the music, or the people. So, he ended up walking home that night. He vowed never to go to a party again.
Now here he is, a decade later, walking into a party that James Potter asked him to come to. What has his life become?
“Can we leave now?” He turned to Remus and asked.
“Reg, we just got here!” Remus yelled over the loud music.
“Okay…and I wanna go home.” Regulus responded, annoyed.
“Okay, how about this. I say hello to Sirius, and we stay and chill for like 20 minutes. Then, we can leave.” Remus smiled happily.
“Fine, whatever.”
“Just enjoy yourself,” Remus said while walking away, “or find a corner to mope in!”
Regulus found a spot where he could sit and wait for Remus to be done fraternizing. He went on his phone and set a 20 minute timer, just to be petty. He then looked up to see a figure standing over him.
“Reggie!” James screamed and laughed.
“What are you doing?” Regulus questioned.
“Saying hi to my favorite person of course!” James smiled.
“Me?” Regulus asked, pointing to himself, and looking around.
“Of course, silly! Who else?” James yelled.
“I mean, I could think of like a thousand other-“ Regulus was cut off by James jumping down to give him a huge hug.
“Oh, Reggie! I missed you!” James snuggled up close to Regulus, putting his head in the crook of his neck.
Regulus felt hot all over, freezing at the sudden touch of James so close to him. James got a little closer, and suddenly Regulus could now smell the alcohol on his breath. “James, you’re drunk get up.” Regulus said sternly.
James laughed, and snuggled closer to Regulus. “I love it when you yell.”
“James this isn’t-“
“I also love it when you’re mean. It makes me feel things.”
“James, I think you should-“
“I feel a lot when you’re around. Do you wanna know what I feel?” James asked.
“Um, James you should really go get-“ Regulus stopped talking when fingers were wrapping around his hand. Before he could protest, his hand was against James’ chest, feeling his heart beat.
It was beating very fast, and so was Regulus’.
“James you’re drunk.” Regulus removed his hand, hoping the redness in his face wasn’t too visible.
“I’m not that drunk. I’ve only had two drinks.” James smiled and winked.
“You’re drunk enough.” Regulus rolled his eyes. He got up and removed James’ hand from his waist.
“Reggie!” James whined.
“I’m going to get water for you,” he thought for a moment and continued, “and Sirius.”
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(The Marauders)
Pads: Last night was a shit show💀
Marls: Tell me about it. I have a pounding headache
Prongs: I had a great time😛😛
Marls: Of course you did😐
Wormy: Why what happened?
Pads: I’ll tell you what happened…😐
Pads: He practically confessed his feelings to Regulus
Wormy: That’s good….well actually it depends
Marls: Aren’t they already pretty obvious tho?
Marls: Were you drunk?
Prongs: No
Pads: Yes
Prongs: NO I WASNT
Prongs: I remember everything, and I meant what I said. I said them on purpose
Pads:😐
Prongs: the two drinks did for me what sober me couldn’t…they loosened me up a bit🤗
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(The Four Musketeers)
Reggie: Remus I’m so mad at you
Dorcas:🤨
Remus: I literally didn’t do anything
Lily: I’m gonna have to agree with Remus on this one.
Reggie: YOU DONT EVEN KNOW WHAT HAPPENED LILY
Lily: Yeah, but Remus is the more logical one. Always.
Reggie: Bullshit
Dorcas: I’m going to have to agree with Remus too tbh😁😁
Reggie: Screw you guys.
Remus: Guys I’m working….but thanks lily and dorcas😘😘
Dorcas: 🥰🥰😋😋
Lily: ❤️❤️😜😜
Reggie:😐
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(The French Sluts)
Evan: Guys why did we fall off?
Evan: No one has used this chat in weeeekksss
Evan: What happened to our bond?🥺🥺🥺😔😔
Dora: we literally used this 5 hours ago
Reggie: If that. Probably not even 3 hours ago
Barty: but we miss our pookies😖😖
Reggie: Never say that again
Barty: Damn okay. Chill, pookie bear
Dora: Reggie you never told us how the party went last night😚?
Reggie: it was whatever
Dora:🤨
Barty: a party’s a party’s bro. I’m gonna party either way because I’m at a party which means you should be partying if you’re at a party because it’s a party party party
Evan: what??
Reggie: reading that gave me a seizure
Dora: so how was the party?
Reggie: I said it was fine
Evan: if you scroll up a bit you actually said “it was whatever” 🥺 <3
Reggie: shut up
Reggie: idk what you guys want me to tell you? Like do you want me to admit I made a scene or something because of how much I hate parties? Because you should be proud that I didn’t.
Evan: oh you made a scene all right😏😏😏
Reggie: what?
Barty:😉😉😉 you’ll see
Reggie: I’m confused
Dora: *image*
Dora: it’s all over the internet, Reg.
Reggie: omfg