Invisible String
(The French Sluts)
Reggie: omfg
Reggie: this has to be a joke
Barty: it’s not
Reggie: this is actually the worst.
Reggie: this is so bad
Dora: you can barely see your face in it
Evan: yeah you’re good
Reggie: yeah but James isn’t?
Reggie: the media is going to have a field day with this, and you know it.
Reggie: you can clearly see it’s James in the photo
Dora: Yeah but we can barely make out you
Evan: if we didn’t know you, we probably wouldn’t have been able to tell who it was
Reggie: UGHHHH
Barty: it’s not as bad as you think
Reggie: really? how?
Barty: idk honestly, that’s all I got.🙁
Dora: The only people who know it’s you is us, Remus, Sirius, and your other friends! It’s going to be okay!!
Reggie: THEY KNOW??
Dora: Well they probably are going to know it’s you when they see the picture!
Evan: I’m just hoping the media isn’t too brutal about it
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Is James Potter Gay?
Breaking News: This recent image that was taken a few days ago showing actor, James Potter, at a party. The photo shows him snuggling up close to a male mystery figure. This has people speculating whether or not James Potter is gay. Is this the mystery person that has been at the shows? Has all the fans questions been answered?
James Potter’s Boyfriend
News Update: Welcome to the Hollywood News Update! Today we will be talking about the image that is going around of James Potter at a party this weekend. This image was taken of him at the party where he was sitting suspiciously close to someone who is rumored to be his boyfriend. Some fans are shocked, some are happy for him, and some are completely and totally disgusted. Is James Potter really gay?
James Potter Spotted At a Party
Los Angeles News:James Potter was recently spotted at a party downtown where he was rumored to be kissing someone. No one knows who it is yet, but it appears to be a male. James Potter has never openly talked about his dating life before, nor his sexuality! So, him potentially being gay is not a long shot! We can’t identify the face yet, but I’m sure we will see them out and about together soon enough.
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(The Marauders)
Marls: this is bad. like real bad.
Pads: No shit
Pads: James, have you contacted our publicist yet?
Prongs: yeah I did the second I woke up
Wormy: I feel so bad honestly
Prongs: I mean, it’s not like this hasn’t happened before
Prongs: I mean, we’ve all had it happen to us at least once, that’s just what happens when you’re in the public eye. You have to get used to it
Marls: that doesn’t mean it’s right.
Prongs: I know.
Prongs: I mean, I don’t care THAT much. But I do feel bad for Reg
Pads: Real.
Pads: Reg does not like attention what so ever.
Pads: the second the media finds out he was the person in the photo, they’ll find him and won’t stop bugging him until they get answers
Wormy: the media is brutal
Marls: the biggest understatement of the century.
Prongs: should I text Reg??
Prongs: like what if he’s upset?? Or mad at me?
Pads: I think you just answered your own question
Pads: I’ll text him
Wormy: so are you just gonna wait the picture out until the media moves on to something bigger and better to talk about?
Prongs: I don’t know, we haven’t really figured it out yet.
Marls: do you think they’re gonna make you make a statement?
Prongs: Hell no
Prongs: if they ask, I’m not fucking doing it
Prongs: It’s my life, and I can stay private about the things I choose
Prongs: I mean, it’s not even like Reg and I are dating anyways
Prongs: so there is really nothing to make a statement about
Wormy: Welllllllll
Marls: y’all clearly like each other tho….
Wormy: it’s lowkey so obvious
Prongs: he definitely doesn’t like me back
Prongs: but that’s not the point right now, the point is that the media doesnt know shit! And they spin things out of control
Prongs: like for all they know Reg and I could be best friends
Pads:🤨🤨🤨
Pads: HA
Prongs: Remember that one time when the media thought Sirius and Marlene were dating
Marls: that was literally traumatic
Pads: OMG I NEVER WANNA THINK ABOUT THAT EVER AGAIN
Prongs: Well then you get my point! You guys were so clearly not dating and had no romantic chemistry at all and the people still wanted to start rumors. Once we ignored it all, it went away.
Wormy: so we will just ignore it?
Prongs: I mean I guess
Prongs: I don’t owe the media shit, but I also don’t care what they think
Prongs: so I wouldn’t mind telling them off, telling them who it is in the picture, and that I like him…but I wouldn’t do that to Reg
Pads: and that’s a smart choice, Potter because Reggie would actually kill you…like I’m not joking at all😁😁
Wormy: there’s gotta be like 500 articles by now talking about you
Prongs: let em’ talk.
Marls: James, I hate to say this…but you’re not gonna be able to keep quiet. You’re gonna post something or say something snarky. You are never able to help yourself when it comes to stuff like this 💀💀
Prongs:✌️
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(The Four Musketeers)
Dorcas:😃 *article link*
Dorcas: is this you, Reggie?
Reggie: Yup.
Dorcas: 😀
Reggie: Yup…
Lily: What are you going to do?
Lily: Do you think the media will find out it’s you?
Reggie: I hope not.
Remus: I honestly doubt it
Reggie: Remus, you don’t know how aggressive these people are
Remus: Okay, but what I do know is that it’s so hard to make out who is in the picture
Remus: Plus, you’re not another celeb you are just a random person so I think they will find it a lot harder to track down who the person is in the photo
Lily: Remus always saving the day with his calmness and logic 🥰🥰🫶🫶
Dorcas: too real.
Remus: 😘
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(The Marauders)
Wormy: it’s been literally a week
Wormy: and the press is barely talking about it anymore
Wormy: told y’all
Pads: all hail wormy🧎🧎🧎🧎🧎🙏🙏🙏🛐🛐🛐🛐
Wormy:🤩🤩🤩🥳🥳🥳
Prongs: no but seriously I’m glad it all blew over
Marls: yup! Now they’re talking about the biggest thing which is… let me check
Marls: idk something about a celebrity having another baby
Prongs: yay!! This is all great😜😜
Prongs: I can go see Reg again! It was torture not seeing him for a whole week
Pads: no I forbid you from seeing him
Pads: you’re a weirdo
Prongs: I’m going over his house
Pads: ha! Too bad he’s not there🖕
Prongs: okay then I’m coming over your house😁🖕
Pads: damn it
Prongs: tell Reggie bear I’m so excited to see him soon!!!
Marls: ughhh you guys make me so sick.
Prongs: be there in 10🥰🏃
Pads: 😐
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A loud knock was heard at the door. Sirius got up to open it, knowing exactly who it was. As James entered the house, he first caught site of an annoyed and frustrated Regulus on the couch. He swore he heard Regulus mumble something under his breath, but he wasn’t quite sure.
Regulus sat there, still and stoic not acknowledging James nor even glancing his way. But luckily, that’s just the way James liked it.
“So, Reg Balls how’s the last week been without me? It’s been torture for me not being able to see you!” James said sitting on the couch, almost on top of Regulus.
Regulus muttered something under his breath and sighed.
“What was that?” James asked curiously.
“I said, why the fuck do you follow me wherever I go?” Regulus angrily gritted through his teeth.
James smiled, unfazed, and headed over to Sirius’ kitchen. Regulus got up off the couch angrily and started stomping off.
“Where you going?” James asked amused.
“Away from you,” Regulus responded.
Sirius couldn’t help but laugh at the dramatics of this brother.
“Is he still annoyed about the picture?” James frowned.
“No, I don’t think he ever was. He’s just always annoyed with you.” Sirius laughed, and so did James. Everything was right in the world again.