why music ruins your life

Regulus felt on the moon, or he was the moon.

James was too hot to handle for him. Regulus wished it would last forever,  this feeling of adrenaline. He couldn't eat or sleep all he can think of was James and his pretty smile. And little things like what he was topics he wanted to discuss with James and what foods he might prefer. And Regulus started painting again. He hasn't for ages. Just because he only painted when he was in a good mood. That happens occasionally according to ing to Regulus. It's been two days since they las hook up and ever since Regulus sunk deep in James's tan skin and caramel eyes. 

Maybe that's why he's been making his students analyze love poems lately. Or that essays were shorter and had meaningful stuff in them. 

He had truly flipped.

James on the other hand was just about the same. Only he found himself searching for Regulus everywhere. Sirius referenced James as a clingy bitch. But James didn't care. If he liked someone, he'd liked to spend lots and lots of time with them till he rots. And that's how James ended up staying at Regulus's.

How James got past Sirius you ask? well, Sirius had been busy too. He and Remus were more straightforward and faster-paced than Regulus and James. Mostly because Remus isn't really shy. He knows what he wants, and he wants Sirius to stay with him overnight and lounge at his flat most of the time. So with Sirius far from eyesight, James could easily lie about being with someone else.

But now the only thing he focused on was Regulus's slutty waist whilst he was making some tea.

James laid lazily on his bed with a large, ancient-looking pillow. But he liked it because the smell was just so Regulus in every way.

"Can you stop undressing me with your eyes?" Regulus teased, as he poured some tea into his favorite deep forest green mug. He always had a thing for tea time. So with James over, Regulus decided to spend some money to buy them tiramisu "I'm gonna catch a cold"

"Bless you, then" James smirked and laid deeper in Regulus's bed. His legs were spread on purpose so Regulus could get a good view of his crotch. 

"Why?" Regulus sighed "Are you like this?" He sat down on the bed with his tiramisu and started messaging James's thigh with great force. James leaned into the touch of course.

"Like what?" James smiled putting his hand on Regulus's guiding them to his crotch. 

"You are teasing me on purpose" 

Regulus flushed furiously every time James flirted with him and hated it when it was so painfully obvious because then he can't hide anything.

James loved when Regulus looks away to hide his smile. James always wondered why he didn't smile more, he looked like a fallen angel. Unlike Sirius who laughs just like the devil himself.

"So that's a yes?" James got up swiftly a kissed Regulus's cheek.

"No, I want to eat my dessert!" Regulus complained but it was useless. He could not resist James.

"I am the dessert," James  whispered softly in his ear "Sweetheart" 

"Reggie to you. Call me that. Sweetheart makes me feel sick"

"I use it just to make you feel aroused, guess I have to switch paths" Regulus lifted a confused brow when James uttered this "Professor Black, yes?"

Fuck. That went straight to his cock. But surely it couldn't be that easy to make him hard?

"That's even worse"

"Are you sure? your cock seems to like it" James admitted staring at the very clear bulge in Regulus's red checkered pajama pants that showed his dick on display.

"My cock," Regulus started "Does not define me"

"Are you sure?" James said as he grabbed his crotch really hard "Because seems it does define you"

"Gosh, James you are so mean"

Regulus pushed him back and settled his unfinished tiramisu on the nightstand and straddled him. Giving James deep kisses and sucking and biting his neck leaving bruises that were simply too pretty to cover up. 

"You are meaner" James whimpered, Regulus was moving back and forth to try to make him aroused. And safe to say it works. 

"Do you love me?" Regulus whispered tilting his head and pouting his lips sarcastically. It might have made James leak again. 

"Yes," James groaned looking at his bulge then at Regulus, he sounded like a caged animal "Very much so, my Reggie" 

"How much?" Regulus grinded on him again earning a moan from James. 

"This much" James smirked tucking the loose curls framing Regulus's face, which in his opinion covers his beautiful face shape. Regulus kissed him softly on the hand.

"This much?" He grinded on him again. Clearly loving the friction between both out of their harsh crouches. 

"Mhh," James whimpered eyes fluttering from the pleasure "Yes" 

"And this much"  Regulus clearly had a fun time riding James and seeing him make dirty sounds that only he can get to hear.

Only to see him the next day teaching to a bunch of students, and being the goody two shoes he was. 

However, their happiness didn't really last long and they were interrupted by a person they truly have forgotten a long time ago. A certain brother Regulus has. Clearly, Regulus had forgotten their precious mother left two keys for each of them. Since she expected them to share the property. And nor did Regulus expect that Sirius still hasn't lost them and that he randomly decided to visit him at such a time. 

But once he realized it was too late.

"Regulus, It's me, I brought you some ice cream do you want to-"

Sirius screamed bloody murder and tripped backward which he would have fallen if it wasn't for Remus catching him, Remus as supposed to Sirius was smiling and waving at both Regulus and James. And yes, Regulus was still straddling James. 

"You, backstabber. James, get the fuck off my brother, now. Or I'll chop your dick off and you can't fuck anyone ever again." Sirius ordered fiercely still unable to stand still and glaring at James as if he was gonna hang him publicly or worse send him to a guillotine. 

To James's defense, he never lost a bet. 

"You can't Sirius. If you chop my dick off, how am I gonna fuck your brother?" James smirked, holding Regulus's waist tighter as if this was not enough. 

"Regulus get off now," Sirius uttered quickly. Hands pointing at him as if telling him to piss off. 

Regulus quickly rolled over and proceeded to let James fend for himself. 

And that ended in James running across the room with Sirius behind him holding an eyeliner and trying to stab him. Regulus and Remus just sat down and slowly started eating the ice cream. Five minutes later Sitius got tired and laid on top of Remus. Whilst Regulus stood up, and James was behind him. Head rested on Reglus's shoulder and hands tightly around his tiny waist. 

"I told yer," Remus said proudly kissing Sirius on the head "That's why I said do not visit em" 

Sirius just fake sobbed at the sight of James and Regulus.

James nudged his face to Regulus's and kissed his neck from behind. Sirius made vomiting noises.

"What did I do to deserve this!" Sirius cried out earning a laugh from Regulus "My best friend and my brother, that's the biggest no-no" 

"And what about it Sirius, James is a nice bloke" Regulus smirked clearly sensing Sirius's disgust.

"You," James sighed  "Use me, for my cock" He whispered although he made sure it was loud enough for Sirius to hear.

"Great. Now I have an image in my mind of my best friend fucking my little brother," Sirius groaned, crossing his hands.

"That's now truee," Regulus protested "I use you sometimes for your hands. And your mouth" 

"Really?" James smirked, clearly proud of Regulus. 

"Im gonna puke," Sirius said to Remus ignoring the two lovebirds in front of them.

"Well, clearly they love each other innit" Remus was a smart fellow but sometimes too smart.

"Even you decide to betray me?" Sirius mumbled burying his face on Remus's shoulder. 

"I wouldn't. But I would tell yer the truth"

Sirius wouldn't speak to them after they finished the ice cream they bought and also Regulus cooked some extra pasta because both James and Remus were clearly not full. It was until Regulus handed him some brandy, that he finally talked. 

"James," Sirius started "Did you take that seriously that bet?"

"What bet?" Regulus asked confused although his eyes seemed to have darkened.

"Yes, but my feeling for Regulus had been there for a long time. I just didn't tell  you"

Regulus smiled at James and scrunched his nose. 

"Wait, how long?" Sirius asked genuinely confused at James's confession. Clearly, Sirius thought, James only fucked his brother to show him he can, but now James just said that he wanted to for a long time and now that James can, he'll make sure to do it again, and again. 

"Maybe, since the dawn of men?" Remus suggested, he was reading a book in the corner smiling. He could have defended Sirius, but James bribed him to not to say anything. And also Remus secretly knew that Regulus had a tendency to bully the people he likes.

"Oh, please. It surely hasn't been that long."

"Well, since I first saw Regulus. I thought he was the prettiest thing I've ever seen. Clearly, young me would have fainted if he saw Regulus now. He's gotten way fitter" James admitted slowly looking over at Regulus to find him blushing. 

"That's it, I'm sleeping before I want to throw myself off that balcony"

James, Regulus, and Remus all together laughed at Sirius and all of them played a little Monopoly before going to bed. 

"You," Sirius cried out dramatically as he held out all of his monopoly money to Regulus "Did this? to your own blood?"

"All is fair in love and war," Regulus said equally cinematic. 

"Guys, we're literally playing Monopoly" James chimed in but was interrupted quickly by the two Black brothers.

"Shut up," They said in sync whilst Sirius handed Regulus all his money and property.

James never had such a fun sleepover.