Sugar is only as sweet as the person who tastes it (but none are as sweet as you)

Some children, when subject to abuse, withdraw into themselves and become a shell of who they could have been. Some become loud, fashioning themselves into the hero they always wished for. Some ignore it and carry on. In every universe, the only Potter child takes one of these routes and everything changes because of it. In this universe, she takes none of these paths, instead choosing to use addiction and partying to take her mind out of her memories. What will happen when she meets a newly reincarnated Dark Lord, who is not as insane as he used to be? Well, only Luna Lovegood could possibly know that - but it's not like she would tell anyone anyway.

This takes place a couple years before hogwarts, just to show what her childhood was like. This mainly focuses on her friends, who are squibs and very dodgy, but mean well. The next chapter will just be an introduction to Callie, then after that we get to the real action.