Elegant essays, ludicrous lives, Vibrant Vices, Exciting Escapades And Secret Stories!

Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
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Elegant essays, ludicrous lives, Vibrant Vices, Exciting Escapades And Secret Stories!
Summary
The Letter landed right in his scrambled eggs with a loud hoot from its messenger..The Hogwarts Crest on the seal stared back at him with an almost menacing feel.. He knew he would be getting messages from all of his friends once they found out the news but he did not expect headmistress- well- Minerva to send him a letter..
Note
I named the fic this purely because the name shortened would be Elves and i find that hilarious-just so everyone knows I'm not the most knowledgeable about the HP fandom/universe and so certain things will most likely be wrong- however i am trying my best-i appreciate any criticism, kudos or random comments!also- fuck JK Rowling Credits go to Kreacher

....a job?

Harry sighed loudly as he ate his eggs and looked over the two month old list Hermione had given him when he first moved into 12 Grimmauld Place. Harry is still yet to complete it, there was still rooms in the house that he needed to explore and re-ward that deserved to be deep cleaned. He had managed to get through the first floor and his bedroom along with one of the other rooms he stayed in when the Order was here however he really didnt have enough time or patience to continue.. And with that thought-

A Letter landed directly into his scrambled eggs with a Loud, Unnecessary Hoot from its messenger.. The Hogwarts Crest on the seal stared back at him with an almost menacing feel.. He knew he would be getting letters from all his friends once they found out the news but he did not expect Headmistress- well.. Minerva to send him a letter..

he tore the letter open messily scanning the words too quickly for his brain to process what they meant..

it was.. a job offer..? Harry gave a confused hum as he read it over again,

"Hogwarts will always have a place for you, Student or Teacher."

he did read it correctly.. Minnie was offering him a job! At Hogwarts.

was it too soon..? he had just quit being an auror a week ago- however.. Harry had been meaning to visit.. especially after the Castle was rebuilt.. he had contributed heavily with the funding of it and he promised Minnie He would visit to take a look at the improvements? Maybe a job there wouldn't be too bad.. Harry thought to himself for a moment before dropping the letter back on the table (not in the eggs this time) and rushed out to his room to grab some parchment and a muggle pen- he bought a bunch after realising they were much more practical compared to the feathery dripping inky quills he had been forced to use during his younger years previously.

Dear Headmistress McGonagall

I am not confirming that i will be accepting the job however knowing how you Hogwarts professors are you most likely know ill say yes and have already put my name down as the student's DADA Teacher, with that being said ill be arriving in about a week so i have time to scope out the castle and get to know everyone again before the term starts.

yours sincerely

harry potter.

Harry quickly folded the small letter and sealed it before tying it to the owl, giving the bird a few treats before sending her off back to Minerva.