Dandy's fanfic
Dandy sprinted to his shop in the elevator, while Astro followed along. He was tired, he wanted to sleep but there's still daylight
Or at least he thinks so, after 'the incident' the toon handlers stopped coming, and so have the visitors. Dandy hasn't let anybody outside, the only cue of day and night is the clock.
The elevator dings, as it begins to rise up to the upper floors. There stood there, in front of them was Brightney and Connie.
“Hello, Astro... And Dandy”, Brightney said.
Connie glared at Dandy, she almost got killed while retrieving ichor at the lower floors. All due to Dandy's insistence to continue the ichor operations.
He wasn't even that good, weird twisted versions of themselves. Dandy's failed copies of them. Dandy ignored Connie's gaze, as he took a cupcake from Brightney without asking.
“Thanks Brightney!”, Dandy thanked
“.. Right...”, Brightney said.
She felt uncomfortable around him, since he has an uncanny, never ending smile and just... Bad vibes in general, like he is just a few strings away from snapping.
“You made the cupcakes...?”, Astro asked.
“Nope, Sprout, Cosmo and Ginger made them”, Brightney said.
“Sorry.. So that's why they were asking about space..”, Astro murmured.
Astro looked at the cupcakes, blue frosting and cute little shapes. He was wondering why Cosmo and the rest were asking about 'the color of space'
Brightney left the elevator, Connie followed her. Leaving Dandy and Astro alone inside. He found Cosmo kind of cute it a way..
He looked at the cupcake, imagining Cosmo yelling as he hung at the mixer. That mental image was funny, and it made Astro smile. With a tiny of black blush on his face. Dandy noticed.
“Ooooh, someone has a crush..”, Dandy asked
“What? Sorry, I don't..”, Astro said.
“Hah! You shame me for liking Teagan, when you are gay”, Dandy taunted.
Astro frowned, he remembered when the toon handlers told them about feelings. The birds and the bees, Astro slept through most of it so he doesn't remember much.
He remembered something from Sprout's toon handler 'Delilah, you're making me sound gay' Since then, he and the other mains have unconsciously seen gay as a bad thing.
“Dandy you cannot be talking.. ”, Astro said.
“What do you mean?", Dandy asked.
Astro's face darkens, as he remembers an extremely traumatic event he had accidentally uncovered, which made him see Dandy in a completely different light; reading Dandy's journal...
“Why were there fourteen pages, of smut with you and Teagan in your journal?”, Astro asked.
“Why did you read my journal- That's a bad manner, my friend!”, Dandy said.
“Sorry... The amount of nightmares I have had just from reading that hellish notebook..”, Astro said.
With Ginger, Cosmo and Sprout
“What should we do, seriously?”, Cosmo asked
“What do you guys do when you're not baking?”, Ginger asked.
Sprout and Cosmo were silent, as they realized that they were always baking. They don't have much else to do besides it, they only had each other and no other friends..
“Maybe we can argue?”, Sprout suggested.
“Mhm... Nah, that's a lame idea bro”, Cosmo said.
“You're lame”, Sprout said.
Ginger heard something in the distance, it was a small yet angry sound footsteps marching in their direction.
It was a Shrimpo, he looked angry as always. As he banged his fists on the table, everyone's attention was now on him.
“I WANT TO BECOME A DIVORCE LAWYER”, Shrimpo yelled.
“What?”, Sprout asked.
“Why do you want to be a divorce lawyer?”, Cosmo asked.
“... We're bakers, we aren't the best people for that”, Ginger said.
“I HATE MARRIAGES”, Shrimpo said.
Cosmo thought for a while, there weren't any married people.. Except for Teagan and Rodger, he knew Shrimpo liked Teagan. However he shipped TeaCase, and wouldn't let a shrimp ruin a happy marriage
“Nuh uh", Cosmo said