Disclaimer
Disclaimer (be warned, this is what you're getting into) :
Mic test, one two. One two.
Hum-hum.
So...
They asked me to make the disclaimer, apparently for legal reasons.
So here I go.
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Ever had that dream where you're stuck in a child's body but with your adult brain? Yup, that's my life.
No, I'm not joking, and no, I'm not crazy. It's really happening to me.
Welcome to my bizarre second life.
I'm an adult in a child's body, living in an orphanage with the most insufferable genius brat you could ever imagine. I mean, I get it; we're both smart and all, but it's like we're stuck in this never-ending rivalry. I have a lifetime of memories and experiences, but he's just a kid with an obnoxiously high IQ. Talk about unfair competition...
Anyway, I digress. You might be wondering how I ended up here. Honestly, I have no clue. One day, I'm a grown-up, living my life, and the next thing I know, I'm trapped in this tiny body, and I'm forced to relive my childhood.
To make matters worse, I'm stuck with a roommate who's practically the devil's spawn. I swear, if I hadn't struck a truce with him, life would be unbearable. And now, I'm known as the "devil's spawn personal caretaker." I mean, really? How did I get so lucky?
But life isn't all bad. As it turns out, I'm in 1928 London. Yeah, that's right. Time travel. Never thought I'd be living through history, but here I am. I've got a front-row seat to the world's most significant events, and I'm just trying to survive it all.
As for my bratty roommate, his name is Tom. He's a peculiar kid, and our relationship is... complicated. You might think we're friends, but we're more like convenient roommates. We keep each other company, but it's not like we're best buddies or anything.
Let's just say we're both existing in the same general vicinity without wanting to claw each other's eyes out... yet.
But hey, at least we're both alive for now, right?
...right ?