Piss Buddies.

Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling Dream SMP
Gen
M/M
G
Piss Buddies.

Harry sat at the lunch table alone, eyes wandering around the school campus when he looked up and saw a man standing on the roof. He didn't think much of it since it wasn't uncommon. that was until he pulled his dick out, Harry screamed, "WHAT THE FUCK WHO ARE YOU" the blond man yelled "HELLO CITIZEN I AM DREAM" and began pissing off the roof onto the children. Draco began screaming as piss got in his eyes

Severus Snape ran to the scene, holding up his walkie-talkie to his mouth. “It looks like the rapture has come. The messiah has arrived. Judgement will be passed on you all.” He fell to his knees in front of Dream, opening his mouth as the stream of piss came down. “I SUBMIT! I WISH TO BE FORGIVEN FOR MY SINS!”

Harry was in shock. Chaos had fallen over the courtyard. He was so sad that GeorgeNotFound, Ron, Hermione, and Sirius had all died in a car crash that very morning; they would’ve been very entertained by this.

“I must stop this.” Harry stood up, running to find something to stop this madness. He found a mop. He thought for a second until it hit him, start cleaning. He ran back out and started to mop up piss on the ground. “ WHAT ARE YOU DOING NO” he began to grow weaker. The piss on the floor was how he got his power. He cleaned faster. “NOOOOOO” he began to decay, turning into atoms. Peace has been restored, religion is no more.