telephone
THE MARAUDERS 🔥💯:
prongs: gays
prongs: *guys
padfoot: gays was,more accurate
moony: yes james?
wormtail: why so formal remus
padfoot: WHY THE FULL NAMES??
padfoot: 😰
moony: felt like it
prongs: ANYWAYS
padfoot: *anygays
moony: ugh
prongs: do yall wanna join me on set today..
prongs: you can be ask abt being extras ! 😁
moony: Why would we want to go
prongs: bc your bestest friend is starring in it and your other bestest friend wrote the script and your other bestest friends' brother is in it !!
moony: reg is in it?
padfoot: THATS what you're focusing on ???
padfoot: I see where your focus lies, thanks.
moony: I'm just asking
wormtail: yes, he's in it
wormtail: james is very excited about that.
prongs: WORMY??
padfoot: what
wormtail: james just looooooves kissing reggie on set
wormtail: 👨❤️💋👨 👨❤️💋👨 👨❤️💋👨
prongs: oh my god.
wormtail: just asaklldkfkfkdiri
padfoot: ?????
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GET THERAPY 🔥
currently doing that: sirius and her friends are on set today.
eagle 1: aren't they normally on set?
currently doing that: no, james and Peter are normally on set. now there's remus and sirius as well.
currently doing that: I hate this
happened once in a dream: sorry, why are you so distraught?
eagle 2: weren't you the one who wanted to see sirius more?
if I had to pick a girl: but couldn't because both of you had busy schedules and sirius was flying out to paris then london?
currently doing that: yes.
happened once in a dream: then what's the issue
currently doing that: this is my WORK. you don't see me showing up to sirius' shoots ??
eagle 2: but your friends don't work on sirius' shoots ?
currently doing that: so you're saying that sirius is only here for james ??
currently doing that: and barty is at sirius' shoots sometimes
happened once in a dream: but barty is your bf not your friend
currently doing that: and is that something sirius knows ??
currently doing that: either way, hes still there
been there done that: are her friends bothering you??
currently doing that: no
been there done that: is he creating problems ??
currently doing that: no
been there done that: so. shut the fuck up.
currently doing that: choke
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FAMOUS FOR SOME REASON (AND BENJY):
worm eater: can we all appreciate james being chased around the lot
werewolf jokes: yes, we can
werewolf jokes: it's wonderful
homophobic: the fuck did he do
hargreaves: ..act?
hargreaves: we kissed. on set. for the movie.
hargreaves: and marlene came out of nowhere
hargreaves: genuinely I don't know what happened
hargreaves: I haven't seen james in two hours
olivia rodrigo: he's hiding at my place
olivia rodrigo: someone come get him he's eating all my oreos
homophobic: @siriusly go get your child
siriusly: james isn't my child
siriusly: if anything I'm hers
benjy kroll irl: I'm so beyond confused
benjy kroll irl: Really, how do ahy of you have fans beyond each other
AAA: our amazingly good looks and great skills
benjy kroll irl: translation??
werewolf jokes: she's hot and has an ego
benjy kroll: gotcha
olivia rodrigo: guys please come get her
olivia rodrigo: I WANT TO SHOWER
AAA: 😼
olivia rodrigo: kys
AAA: I just got kicked out
siriusly: deserved
AAA: kys
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@siriuslyreal just tweeted: "diehard is a Christmas movie" this, "diehard isn't a Christmas movie" that, what about home alone? hm??
Replies:
@childofwo3: sirius out here aksign the real questions
@bartysdolls: it's a Christmas movie, duhhh
@bizarrestars: THIS is what you think about?
@siriuslyreal: unfortunately
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@pot.terhead just tweeted: do you think snakes can eat themselves??
Replies:
@DEADC1TY: I mean probably
@urdaydreamchaos: how do you think of these things
@ms.marymac: absolutely, as long as they don't eat the heart first
@pot.terhead: I lew I cpils cnnt on u
@ms.marymac: that was an incomprehensible sentence
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THE ONES THE PROPHECY FORETOLD:
benny: I miss peter (she's in her office writing)
alyssa: god I'm so tired of gay people
francis: me too. can we eradicate them??
benny: woah first it was trans people now it's the gays ??
francis: yes
francis: kill John Lennon! kill John Lennon!
francis: (john lennon is gay people)
benny: yeah I got that
francis: 😼
alyssa: I feel like we as a group use that emoji too much
benny: OK I use it maybe once a week
alyssa: there's at least 200 from you in the last week alone
benny: okay maybe more than once a week
alyssa: mm
francis: blame james, he uses it literally daily
alyssa: I can blame all of you equally
francis: but james uses it more
benny: 100%
francis: mhm mhm
alyssa: you cant agree with yourself frank
francis: I wasn't. i agreed with benjh who agreed with me
alyssa: same thing
francis: not really
benny: nah
francis: see? irs not
alyssa: stfu
francis: telling a trans person to stfu?? that's so transphobic of you??
alyssa: you're the one who wanted to eradicate the gays.
francis: the gays nor the trans 😒
alyssa: can one exist without the other
benny: I mean queer people wouldn't have much without trans and lesbian black women and the stonewall riots
benny: so yes but no
alyssa: I mean yes but I was referring to aren't all trans people gay
benny: oh
benny: I don't hrink so
francis: have you ever heard of a straight trans person
benny: uhm
benny: the one sam dude??
alyssa: who
benny: the youtuber
benny: he looks like every trans man ever
benny: like if you asked someone to draw a trans man then they'd draw him
francis: the Pedro pascal of trans men
benny: exactly
alyssa: OH MY GOD HIM
benny: YES HIM
francis: who????
benny: *screenshot.png*
francis: OH HIMMMMM
benny: okay what abt a straight trans woman
alyssa: dylan
benny: oh yeah
benny: there's hope for me yet 😼😼
alyssa: ew
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FAMOUS FOR SOME REASON (AND BENJY):
benji kroll irl: guys who uses 😼 the most
olivia rodrigo: james
siriusly: james and you
worm eater: you
werewolf jokes: You
STEP ON ME: james
AAA: you
hargreaves: You
homophobic: james fs
dormimimi: ..you??
benji kroll irl: FUCK