movement
@bizarrestars just tweeted: Exciting things coming… @pot.terhead (ps. James, change your @)
Replies:
@atlasthefirst_: OH MY GOD????
@lovinguwas: RAMES MOVIE CONFIRMED??
@bizarrestars: what the actual fuck is a rames
@evermore: dropping literally everything to watch when it comes out
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GET THERAPY ‼️⁉️🔥:
currently doing that: guys what the hell is a rames
eagle 2: ew??
eagle 2: I prefer jegulus
if I had to pick a girl: idk they're both equally bad. one,sounds like a,disease and the other sounds likw a period product
eagle 2: now that you say that
currently doing that: GUYS
currently doing that: WHAT IS IT
been there did that: oh star doesn't know
happened once in a dream: poor thing, to be oh so clueless
eagle 1: even I know what it is
currently doing that: I'm going to rip out your spines and feed it to my snake
eagle 1: I love when u talk dirty to me baby
if I had to pick a girl: okay too far
happened once in a dream: actively puking in my mouth
eagle 2: end me
eagle 1: dramatic much?? 🙂
been there done that: what the fuck
eagle 1: 😐*
been there done that: okay that makes more sense thanks
currently doing that: I'm going to ask sirius what it is
eagle 1: okay…
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PRIVATE MESSAGE:
regulus: sirius
sirius: regulus?
regulus: what's rames
sirius: what
regulus: rames
regulus: I looked it up and there wasn't nothing useful
sirius: uhm
regulus: my friends are also useless
sirius: have you met them??
regulus: anyways.
regulus: what is it
sirius: well
regulus: youre about to say something very condescending and im going to block you
regulus: don't make me feel fucking stupid. I hate that
sirius: okay sorry. basically it's you and James
regulus: what??
sirius: like.
sirius: you and James.
sirius: dating.
sirius: together.
sirius: a ship name if you will
regulus: that is literally horrible ehat the fuck
regulus: it DOES sound like a disease
sirius: what???
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MARAUDERS 🔥:
padfoot: gays regulus just told me that "rames" sounded like a disease
moony: he's right
moony: also isn't that a "ship name" people give star and james
padfoot: yes. ☹️☹️
wormtail: read that as "gay regulus" and said accurate loud enough that benjy looked up from her phone
prongs: what does benjy even do
wormtail: be my hot sexy arm candy duh
moony: she's a teacher I think??
wormtail: 5th grade teacher yes
wormtail: a kid called him mom in class last week and they came home crying
prongs: is that. negative? positive? what?
wormtail: I literally have no idea
moony: okay wormy
moony: moving on
wormtail: sorry
moony: no don't be, I'm just not sure how to reply to that and don't want to leave it awkward
prongs: is oobleck edible
padfoot: uhm
padfoot: james..
prongs: i didnt eat any
prongs: yet
prongs: its just sitting on the counter
prongs: i thought it was a melted candy and almost ate it
moony: dont???
prongs: no I think the texture would drive me insane so I won't even try
prongs: speaking of which
prongs: do we have any spaghetti leftover
wormtail: back of the 3rd shelf
prongs: lifesavsr wormy you're literally the loml
wormtail: didn't know my name suddenly changed to regulus black
padfoot: END YOUR LIFE.
moony: it'd be even better if james didn't have a crush on reg and Peter only says that to get sirius riled up
wormtail: 😈😈
wormtail: it would except james is literally hopelessly in love with him
wormtail: actually where'd james go
moony: screaming into a pillow as we speak
wormtail: ahhh
moony: where are you??
wormtail: benjys place
padfoot: ewewewewewewewew gay people
wormtail: link: @siriuslyreals instagram profile
wormtail: you were saying
padfoot: all i see is a hot sexy person
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GORLS:
sirius: I want him so bad
sirius: like literally I need him
lily: what now??
sirius: who the hell comes out of the bathroom wearing only a towel.
sirius: I can literally see his v line
sirius: I want to lick him
dorcas: this is not ghe lesbian activities I was waiting for in this gc
sirius: shhhh
sirius: remus. v line. dripping water. lick them.
sirius: straight up his ribcage
sirius: HIS TATOTOOS RAGAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
sirius: I want to BITE HIM
marlene: sirius this is a MAN
marlene: do not fall for a MAN
sirius: CHOMP
alice: she's too far gone ladies
mary: ahehehehem
mary: i got this
alice: oh lovely
mary: he likes your younger brother and has definitely fucked himself thinking about star
sirius: oh my GOD
alice: that's literally disgusting but very effective
sirius: please never remind me of either of those things again ew ew ew ew ew
sirius: I don't like men
sirius: literally hate them
marlene: mary you're brave
marlene: we all knew it but why the hell would you say it out loud
mary: to keep sirius from thirsting over that damn boy again
lily: it works ig
dorcas: for a few hours
dorcas: I give it 10 hours max
marlene: you have a lot of faith in sirius
marlene: I give it 3
marlene: 5 tops
sirius: okay go fuck yourselves
sirius: thinking about smth other than my baby brother
lily: oh he's on the verge of manifesting I can feel it
dorcas: it could be worse
mary: how
dorcas: at least he's not a cis boy
mary: not MUCH better
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@siriuslyreal just tweeted: what's worse- liking an attainable cis guy or an unattainable trans guy
Replies:
@msmarymac: both. stop liking men.
@marLY: you like men??
@msmarymac: and?
@URCAUCHEMAR_: there's no winning honestly
@bizarrestars: get help
@pot.terhead: 😼
@siriuslyreal: ew??
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GORLS
sirius: so if anyone has advice on hoe to stop liking men
marlene: *png*
sirius: that's a photo of you
marlene: mhm!
sirius: …
mary: *png*
sirius: RYAN REYNOLDS????
mary: he's attractive only to straight men
sirius: that is so transphobic of you
sirius: I love him
mary: THATS the transphobic bit.
marlene: girls girls you're both pretty
alice: now THATS transphobic
lily: alice you're literally the only cis person here
alice: disgusting
lily: be transgender! be transgender!
sirius: trans peopl3 are so much more fun
dorcas: for real
alice: you're also more likely to be dead by 23
mary: hey.
mary: uncalled for.
PRIVATE MESSAGE:
lily: we're going out tonight
dorcas: oh are we now??
lily: yes
lily: dinner and drinks
dorcas: who's coming?
lily: just us
lily: you me and as much alcohol as we can get
dorcas: like a date?
lily: yes
lily: no
lily: like friends having dinner and drinks together.
dorcas: okay lily
lily: what??
dorcas: nothing
dorcas: can we wear smth fancy or is this a we're going to get fast food and just hope we aren't bombarded with paparazzi
lily: something nice duh
dorcas: okay
dorcas: hey lily
lily: yes dorcas?
dorcas: nevermind
dorcas: see you tonight
lily: see you :)
ing dinner and drinks together.
dorcas: okay lily
lily: what??
dorcas: nothing
dorcas: can we wear smth fancy or is this a we're going to get fast food and just hope we aren't bombarded with paparazzi
lily: something nice duh
dorcas: okay
dorcas: hey lily
lily: yes dorcas?
dorcas: nevermind
dorcas: see you tonight
lily: see you :)
ing dinner and drinks together.
dorcas: okay lily
lily: what??
dorcas: nothing
dorcas: can we wear smth fancy or is this a we're going to get fast food and just hope we aren't bombarded with paparazzi
lily: something nice duh
dorcas: okay
dorcas: hey lily
lily: yes dorcas?
dorcas: nevermind
dorcas: see you tonight
lily: see you :)