Cyn was about to commit murder to V and Uzi, "Ew, gay people" Cyn said, about to destroy both their cores or something idk i cant write... When all the sudden.......
*BAM*
Uzi woke up "Owwww my frickin headdddd" (episode 6 reference). She then realized "Oh shit im not dead SLAY". She looked around her surroundings, and saw V lying on the floor, sleeping.
"bish wake up" Uzi said, waking up V.
"Wait arent we supposed to be like fucking dead right now" V said.
"Yeah" uzi responded.
"WAIT A MINUTE I DONT HAVE ROBOT CANCER ANYMORE!" V said upon realizing that she couldent feel flesh in her YAYYYY.
"OMG SLAY GIRLYPOP YOU DIDNT EVEN HAVE TO DRINK POISON THIS TIME!!!" uzi said.
Uzi then realized, wait, since V has no more flesh...
"OH FUCK YEAH MY BATTERY ISNT FUCKED ANYMORE I CAN EAT MORE BATTERY ACID NOW YAYYYYYYYYY!!!" Uzi exclaimed.
They then looked around at their surroundings. They were in a room that had a comfy bed on it and stuff. The window was open, showing sunlight cascading into the room.
"Oh cool im not burning alive in the sun" V said
"Nice" Uzi said
They then went to the pool because yeah IDK.
Uhh
"Seems like the author forgot where the fuck he wanted to take this" Uzi said
"LOl yeah" Exclaimed V.
"Oh hey wanna make out?" Uzi asked.
"Sure why not" V said.
They then proceeded to make out till the sun went down.
They then stayed there forever and ever and had lesbian pill babies idk how that would work can lesbians make pill babies in murder drones?
Meanwhile. On copper-9
Cyn: What the fuck- where did the homosexuals go.
THE ENDDDD
(graptolite on the off chance you are reading this i heart your fic slay also sorry this is so bad SOB it is the same format ish as Trying To Shut up My Tail During Me and My Boyfriends Date tho so idk)