He Doesn't Even Go Here

Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
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He Doesn't Even Go Here
Characters
Harry Potter, Minerva McGonagall, Severus Snape, Draco Malfoy, Ron Weasley, Hermione Granger, Ginny Weasley, Albus Dumbledore, Tom Riddle, Blaise Zabini, Harry Potter/Tom Riddle, Harry Potter/Original Male Character(s), Gemma Farley, Original Male Character, Marcus Flint, Tom Riddle & Ginny Weasley, Ginny Weasley & Original Male Character(s)
Tags
Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence Original Character(s) Humor Time Travel Self-Insert Fix-It of Sorts Misunderstandings Black Hermione Granger Indian Harry Potter transported into the books the main character is a dick but in a funny way i will forcefully inject melanin into this series if i have to jack accidentally convinces everybody that he's voldemort's son hijinks ensue jack gives dumbledore flashbacks high maintenance and annoying bisexual main character main character winds up as diary tom useless american writes about british people more at 10 gratuitous use of the word tacky is it really a self insert if the SI isn't anything like me the tomarry is very much a slowburn
Summary
Jack was a normal, albeit self-important, young businessman. Up until he wasn't.Problem A: He woke up in the body of the unfathomably handsome teenage boy residing in T.M. Riddle's diary.Problem B: This apparently meant that he was somehow transported into the world of Harry Potter, a property of which he hardly knew anything about.Light at the End of the Tunnel A: He managed to attain a physical body.Problem C: Everyone and their mother was of the belief that he was Voldemort's son, and therefore destined to kill them all. Harry Potter himself seemed unshakably sure of the notion that Jack was out to kill him.Problem—well, maybe he ought to leave some of the alphabet for everybody else.

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