It's a modern love story *gasp*: ONE, harry potter - j. k. rowling fanfic

mango_spindrift

Characters

Harry Potter, Draco Malfoy, Ron Weasley, Hermione Granger, Hermione Granger/Draco Malfoy, Ginny Weasley, Blaise Zabini, Luna Lovegood, Theodore Nott, Pansy Parkinson, Daphne Greengrass

Tags

Alternate Universe - Modern Setting Fluff and Humor Idiots in Love Harry Potter Epilogue What Epilogue | EWE Social Media Hogwarts Eighth Year Hogwarts Inter-House Unity

Summary

draco, theo, blaise, pansy, daphne, greg, millie // welcome to the snake pit you whoreTheo: Draco has some competition. Some guys actually had the balls to comment on Granger’s postDraco: I don’t know what you're talking aboutDaphne: give him some credit, at least he liked the photoPansy: HE DID? wow, i just checked and he actually did. good for you drayDraco: My finger must’ve slippedBlaise: no no no don’t take it back now draco. this is it whores. we’re finally taking steps in the right direction. mission: get granger is a go. i repeat, mission: get granger is a go

Note

A/N: Hello hello! I dug this half-finished thing up out of my google drive, written during my prime dracotok dramione era, and presently decided that I wanted to try and complete it. This is basically a "if Hogwarts had social media" type beat and it is so much fun to create. I sincerely hope at least one person enjoys reading it as much as I enjoyed making it :)

ONE

April 21, 2025 at 01:14 AM

hermionegranger just posted a photo

[tagged: harryjamespotter , ronweasley]

Harry and Ron Hogwarts Express

hermionegranger And we’re back

liked by ginny_fucking_weasley , neville02, and 84.1k more

harryjamespotter fuck yeah we are

ronweasley i didn’t even know you took this

ginny_fucking_weasley who’s that hottie on the left?

harryjamespotter ;)

hermionegranger *gags*

neville02 Looking forward to a good year!

hermionegranger Me too!

luna000 what a nice photo

hermionegranger Thank you Luna <3

deanthomas Dubs only this year

its_seamus ^^

dracomalfoy just tweeted

Draco Malfoy | dracomalfoy

Fuck whoever swiped the last sugar quill

Theodore Nott | its_theo_bitch

Is someone moody without their lolly?

Draco Malfoy | dracomalfoy

Fuck off

Blaise Zabini | blaisezabini

ooh fangs out

Draco Malfoy | dracomalfoy

Fuck off

Pansy Parkison | princess_parkinson

tell him what you just told me daph_greengrass

Daphne Greengrass | daph_greengrass

i’m almost positive the last one went to the compartment with the golden trio

Draco Malfoy | dracomalfoy

Damn Gryffindors

hermione , harry , ron , ginny , neville , dean , seamus, pavarti

lion’s den *rawr*

Ginny

merlin, i think i might faint if the sorting doesn’t finish up soon

Hermione

Gin! You shouldn’t be texting during the ceremony

Ginny

psh

Seamus

ginger’s right. this is taking bloody forever

Dean

It’s so dry and for what

Hermione

Come on guys, this is the new wave of students! You should be excited and

Nevermind this is boring and I’m over it

Ron

attagirl

draco , theo , blaise , pansy , daphne , greg, millie

welcome to the snake pit you whore

Daphne

can we throw a party?

Theo

Woah daph that came out of nowhere

Daphne

i don’t know i just want a party

preferably a rager

Pansy

fuck yes

let’s do it on saturday

Draco

You just want an excuse to drink Pans

Pansy

and your point is...

Draco

Whatever

A party is fine as long as it’s only 6th years and up

Blaise

obviously

wouldn’t want to accidentally hit on some youngling

Theo

Whore

Blaise

you rang

Daphne

let’s invite the gryffindors

pleeeeease

Pansy

^^ i wanna watch Weasley get shit-faced

Blaise

fair enough

all houses invited then?

Theo

Yep

Draco

Aight

Daphne

yay thanks guys!

it's a modern love story *gasp*

ONE

it's a modern love story gasp