it's a modern love story *gasp*

Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
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it's a modern love story *gasp*
Summary
draco, theo, blaise, pansy, daphne, greg, millie // welcome to the snake pit you whoreTheo: Draco has some competition. Some guys actually had the balls to comment on Granger’s postDraco: I don’t know what you're talking aboutDaphne: give him some credit, at least he liked the photoPansy: HE DID? wow, i just checked and he actually did. good for you drayDraco: My finger must’ve slippedBlaise: no no no don’t take it back now draco. this is it whores. we’re finally taking steps in the right direction. mission: get granger is a go. i repeat, mission: get granger is a go
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A/N: Hello hello! I dug this half-finished thing up out of my google drive, written during my prime dracotok dramione era, and presently decided that I wanted to try and complete it. This is basically a "if Hogwarts had social media" type beat and it is so much fun to create. I sincerely hope at least one person enjoys reading it as much as I enjoyed making it :)
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princess_parkinson just tweeted

 

Pansy Parkison | princess_parkinson

rager saturday night in the dungeons. exclusive to 6th years and up; all houses invited. get ready to party bitches

 

Daphne Greengrass | daph_greengrass

i’m so excited!!

 

Blaise Zabini | blaisezabini

Ayo dracomalfoy, spot me a sober-up sunday morning?

 

Theodore Nott | its_theo_bitch

For me and the girls too

 

Draco Malfoy | dracomalfoy

Yeah, I got you

 

Theodore Nott | its_theo_bitch

Thanks sugar daddy

 

Draco Malfoy | dracomalfoy

Shut the fuck up Nott before I change my mind

 

Theodore Nott | its_theo_bitch

;)

 

Ginny Weasley | Gin_AndTonic

HGranger , loony000 we are so going

 

Hermione Granger | HGranger

Gin I don’t have time for this. I have things to do

 

Draco Malfoy | dracomalfoy

*cough* nerding out in the library *cough*

 

Hermione Granger | HGranger

Shove off Malfoy. Fine, Gin_AndTonic I’ll go. But you’re dealing with Harry and Ron when they get piss drunk

 

Ginny Weasley | Gin_AndTonic

deal HGranger

 

Dean Thomas | QueenDean

the boys will be there Gin_AndTonic

 

Ginny Weasley | Gin_AndTonic

perfect QueenDean

 

Blaise Zabini | blaisezabini

ah shite what have we gotten ourselves into

 

Daphne Greengrass | daph_greengrass

i am so looking forward to this

 


 

hermione , harry , ron , ginny , neville , dean , seamus, pavarti

lion’s den *rawr*

 

Ginny

rise and shine you trollops, it’s party time

 

Ron

you’re joking. gin we can’t start drinking yet

 

Seamus

why not

 

Dean

yeah why not

 

Ron

cuz it’s bloody 10 am that’s why

 

Ginny

oh ronnikens you poor lightweight you. fine we’ll wait till 12

HERMIONE

!!!

 

Hermione

Yes Ginevra

 

Ginny

:)

we’re gonna squeeze your tight ass in my slutty denims tonight

no argument

 

Harry

less imagery please

thx

 

Hermione

Fine

 

Ginny

well color me surprised

looking to impress?

 

Hermione

No, I’m just not up to fighting your insistence to convert me into a tart

 

Ginny

*slurping noise*

i bet you’ll look like a fucking raspberry tart in the number i set out for you

 

Harry

again with the descriptions

 

Ginny

sorry not sorry love

 


 

daph.greengrass just posted a photo

 

[tagged: pansyparkison , ginny_fucking_weasley , hermionegranger]

Daph, Pansy, and their lions

daph.greengrass & @pansy.parksion love their new cubs 

liked bythe.theo.nott, dracomalfoy, harryjamespotter, and 4.4k more

 

pansyparkinson affirmative

 

hermionegranger Thanks again for a killer night

          daph.greengrass anytime luv xx

 

ginny_fucking_weasley gods we look hot

          daph.greengrass hell yeah we do

 

the.theo.nott beautiful daph

          daph.greengrass :)

          blaisezabini simp

          the.theo.nott stfu blaise

 

luna000 it was wonderful grinding on you all

          blaisezabini what

          pansy.parkinson it was our pleasure

          blaisezabini demonstration please

          daph.greengrass thx luna!! & stop being creepy blaise.

 

dracomalfoy damn

          daph.greengrass want to a try and be a little more articulate?

          the.theo.nott Nah, cat got his tongue

          the.theo.nott Or should I say lion?

 

blaisezabini don’t mind if i do

          daph.greengrass we mind

 

millicentbulstrode yesterday was sm fun! great idea daph

          daph.greengrass right!!

 

gregorygoyle69 great party daph! we should do another soon

          daph.greengrass for sure

 


 

hermionegranger just posted a photo

 

[tagged: pansyparkison , ginny_fucking_weasley , daph.greengrass , luna000]

gryffs, slyths, & luna

hermionegranger We’re here to go wild x

liked byharryjamespotter, ronweasley, dracomalfoy, and 93.1k more

 

ginny_fucking_weasley who’s that on my left? i’d fuck her anyday

          hermionegranger I’m pretty sure your objectifying me but thanks anyway Gin! <3

          ginny_fucking_weasley i’m 100% objectifying u my little raspberry tart *slurp*

 

daph.greengrass last night was amazing! come visit us in the dungeons anytime

          hermionegranger YES !! We’ll invite you both up to the Tower next time

          daph.greengrass i’m down

 

pansyparkinson who knew our resident swot was as wild as her hair

          hermionegranger I’m taking that as a compliment xD

 

harryjamespotter looking great hermione! hey gin, i’m in the trophy room if u wanted to…

          luna000 have intercourse

          harryjamespotter sorry, what?

          luna000 i was finishing your sentence harry. it looked like you’d forgotten

          harryjamespotter oh well, sort of. thx luna, i guess

          ginny_fucking_weasley u bet ur arse we’re having intercourse. i’m waiting for u harry

          hermionegranger Gross. Why don’t you two go sext each other not under my comments section

          ginny_fucking_weasley meh

 

luna000 you look quite fertile in this picture hermione

          hermionegranger Thanks luna, you too :)

 

ronweasley wow mione

          hermionegranger Ty Ron!!

 

susanbones_ Stunner

          hermionegranger All you x

 

deanthomas wowza

          hermionegranger Haha ty Dean

 

anthony_goldstein It was great dancing with you last night

          hermionegranger Yeah def!

 

terryboot txt me later

          hermionegranger Sure Terry!

 

its_seamus look at our lioness

          hermionegranger Thanks love :)

 

hannah.abott16 Pretty girl xx

          hermionegranger KISSES

 

headboy.macmillan Very nice

          hermionegranger Thanks!

 


 

draco , theo , blaise , pansy , daphne , greg, millie

welcome to the snake pit you whore

 

Theo

Draco has some competition

Some guys actually had the balls to comment on Granger’s post

 

Draco

I don’t know what you're talking about

 

Daphne

give him some credit, at least he liked the photo

 

Pansy

HE DID?

wow, i just checked and he actually did

good for you dray

 

Draco

My finger must’ve slipped

 

Blaise

no no no don’t take it back now draco

this is it whores. we’re finally taking steps in the right direction

mission: get granger is a go

i repeat, mission: get granger is a go

 

Theo

Fucking finally

 

Draco

You’re all deluded. Why would I do such a thing?

 

Theo

After years of whinging I think it’s about time

 

Draco

What whinging

I don’t whinge

Especially not for bushy haired miscreants

 

Daphne

she didn’t have bushy hair last night now did she

we all saw you staring

 

Blaise

it was a bit sad mate

you couldn’t take your eyes off her legs for a second

 

Draco

Stop

 

Pansy

You were just eye-fucking her the entire night

 

Draco

Please stop

 

Theo

Oh Salazar, he was so broody when that Ravenclaw came up behind her

 

Draco

He was being indecent

 

Blaise

what and you didn’t wish it was you being indecent up against her arse

 

Draco

STOP

 

Daphne

draco come on! so what if you like her, she’s actually quite likeable

 

Pansy

surprisingly

and you’re both weird and swotty so it works

 

Daphne

^^

we’ll help you out and it’s not totally one-sided you know

i saw her glancing over at you last night

more frequently than what would be considered normal

 

Draco

Really

 

Blaise

oh ^^ it was like he got gifted a puppy

 

Draco

I’m leaving

 

Theo

I’m with him now. His face lit up like the fucking lumos charm


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