Owl House Incorrect Quotes
(In the Human Realm):
*The Hexsquad, Deciding sleeping arrangements at the Nocedas*
Gus: Why is everyone so obsessed with top or bottom? Honestly, I'd just be excited to have a bunk bed!
Hunter:...
Hunter: I'm gonna tell him-
Willow: Don't you dare.
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Camila, to Willow: You're starting to forget your Spanish. You don't practice.
Willow: Lo siento. Estoy embarazada.
Camila: You just told me you're pregnant.
Luz: Congrats Willow, you're glowing!
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*Camila and the Hexsquad at Disneyland, in the teacups*
Willow, Camila, and Amity: *Spinning a little and talking*
Hunter, Luz, Gus, and Vee: *Flying past them, spinning as fast as they can, screaming*
(Back to the Boiling Isles...):
Darius: So, are you two dating now?
Raine & Eda: Yes.
Darius: Why?
Raine: I happen to find Eda very appealing.
Darius: Yeah, I can understand that. I'm trying to figure out what's wrong with Eda.
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*Back during Hexside*
Raine: I've been dropping them the most insanely obvious hints for like a year now. No response.
Eda: Wow, they sound stupid.
Raine: But they're not. They're really smart actually. Just dense,
Eda: Maybe you need to be more obvious? Like, I don't know..."Hey, I love you!"
Raine: I guess you're right.
Raine: Hey Eda, I love you!
Eda: Yeah! Just like that!
Raine: Oh my Titan...
Eda: If that flies over their head then, sorry Raine, but they're just too dumb for you.
Raine: Eda-
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*When Luz is teaching Lilith and Eda Glyphs*
Lilith, near tears: Please, Luz, I don't speak meme! I don't know what a "yeet" is!
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Raine: I need life advice.
Lilith, sipping Apple Blood and eating Eda's Night Market Ice Cream: You came to the right person.
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*Eda rushes by with an armful of water bottles*
Luz: What's going on?
Raine: Eda wouldn't drink water.
Luz:...And?
Raine: And I asked her how fast she could chug an entire bottle.
Eda, proudly: 16 OUNCES IN TEN SECONDS-
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Eda & Hunter: *accidentally set the kitchen on fire*
Eda: We need an adult!
Hunter: Eda, you are an adult!
Eda: Well we need an adultier adult! Get Lilith!
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Darius: How do you want your coffee?
Raine: Black, like my soul.
Darius:...
Darius: Your soul is a latte-
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Luz, writing in her diary with a glitter gel pen sometime after Hollow Mind: I'm losing my sense of humanity. Nothing matters. God is dead. There's blood on my hands.
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King: If you get in trouble, I'm gonna be like...a lawyer to you, okay?
Collector: Okay.
*later*
Amity: Collector! Sit down in that chair, you're in trouble.
King, whispering: Deny everything.
Collector, loudly: That isn't a chair-