Little Witch Academia Incorrect Quotes
Croix: Die.
Chariot: Please don't die!
Croix: DIE!
Chariot: PLEASE DON'T DIE!
Akko, confused: Why are they yelling at a plant?
Diana, watching while eating popcorn: They bought it together and Chariot wants Croix to accept it as their kid.
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*Comments under an image of a really hot knife cutting bread*
Andrew: Imagine stabbing someone with this knife.
Croix: It would instantly cauterize the wound, so the person wouldn't bleed. Therefore, it's not very useful.
Chariot: If you want information it is.
Akko: Why STAB a person when you can have TOAST!
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Akko: I'm so happy two of my favorite people are getting along now!
Chariot: Uh...Andrew and Croix are not getting along.
Akko: Well...they're not trying to kill each other!
Chariot: You may have a point.
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Akko, whispering to Diana: We need to distract these guys!
Diana, whispering to Akko: Leave it to me.
Diana: Centaurs have six limbs and are therefore insects. Discuss.
Croix & Andrew: *Immediately begin arguing*
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Andrew: You know, when I first met you I thought you were a real bitch.
Croix: What changed your mind?
Andrew: Oh, now I know that you're a fake bitch. Why do you ask?
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Andrew: I can't tell if you're a genius or just incredibly arrogant.
Croix: Well, on a good day, I'm both.
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Akko: I did it! I memorized everything in the book! I'm gonna ace this test!
Croix: Ok, Akko, I'll give you one more question before you go. What ended in 1918?
Akko: 1917!
Croix, with a tear in her eye: ...You're ready.
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Andrew: The moon looks beautiful, doesn't it?
Diana, looking at Andrew: Yeah...but do you know what's more beautiful?
Andrew and Diana in unison: *sighs* Akko.
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Diana: Andrew isn't answering my calls!
Akko: Allow me! *Calls him on her phone*
Diana: I tried 6 times, what makes you thi-
Andrew: *Replying to the call* Hello?
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Croix: H-how do you ask someone out?
Akko: Well, first-
Diana: Don't ask her, she asked me out in a McDonalds parking lot.
Croix: ...AnD yOu SaId YeS?!
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*Croix teaching Andrew to drive and taking Akko along for the ride*
Croix: That's a pothole. To the left!
Andrew: Take it back now y'all! *Drives into pothole*
Akko, sticking her face into the front over the center console: Cha Cha real smooth.
Andrew: I don't think that's how the song goes-
Croix, crying and gripping the handle: PLEASE JUST TAKE ME HOME!!
Andrew: ...County Roads.
Akko: To the place...
Andrew and Akko in unison: I BELONG!
Croix, crying harder: What the fuck?!
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Croix: I have the sharpest memory here- name one time I forgot something!
Andrew: You left me, Diana, and Akko in a Walmart parking lot at 2am a day ago-
Croix: I did that on purpose, try again.
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Andrew: *Sneaking in through a window*
Chariot: *Turning in her chair and flicking the light on* You want to tell me where you've been all night?
Andrew: I was with, uh, Croix?-
Croix: *Turning in her own chair* Wanna try again?