late night messages

Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
F/F
F/M
M/M
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late night messages
Summary
first of all i would like to say that this is my first time writing so it wont be amazing and i appologise for that. also this is a crack texting fic so enjoy the chaos, i have no idea where i plan to go with this but enjoy.
Note
heres a guide for their names in the chat:sirius - traumatizedremus - wolfy mcwolf facejames - bambipeter - the cheese manmarlene - no1 dorcas simplily - certified future milfmary - bad bitchregulus - arieldorcas - marlene's gfpandora - best girlbarty - be safeevan - i'll be so safe
All Chapters Forward

–Sirius throws a tantrum–

the girls

 

marlene’s gf

i have snacks

 

best girl

ahh that's good, marlene you got the blankets?

 

no1 dorcas simp

yup, got them all and some extra

 

bad bitch

i can confirm that the boys each have a suitable outfit that they better be wearing later, each one of them will be styles by none other than the wonderful, the amazing mary macdonald

 

wolfy mcwolf face

mary do i have to wear it?

 

bad bitch

oh absolutely

 

no1 dorcas simp

sirius would be impressed

 

wolfy mcwolf face

really? i doubt he would be impressed by this sort of outfit, no offense mary it looks great just not what i would have picked

 

bad bitch

see and this is why i picked your outfit, sirius won't be able to take his eyes off you, which is possibly counterproductive considering he is one of the two traitors who have never seen high school musical but i'm sure jimmie will show him another time.

 

certified future milf

come on rem, we will all be wearing similar outfits so you won't stand out, it will be fine i promise

 

wolfy mcwolf face

fine, but i'm changing out of it as soon as possible

 

no1 dorcas simp

hm sure

 

wolfy mcwolf face

what?!

 

marlene’s gf

nothing, dont worry about it, lets go the rest of the guys will be here soon.



the marauders

 

traumatized

WHAT THE HELL HAS MARY MADE WE WEAR AND WHY DOES IT LOOK LIKE THIS

 

bambi

HELPP these outfits are amazing i have no idea what you are on about

 

the cheese man

james i beg, please never EVER be in charge of dressing anyone if you think this looks good

 

bambi

no, i mean for the look i wanted us to go for, its perfect.

 

traumatized

you better watch your back james fleamont potter

 

wolfy mcwolf face

ohh shit, hes pulled out the full name

 

bambi

😡😝



the girls

wolfy mcwolf face

guys be warned, sirius isnt the happiest about these outfits

 

no1 dorcas simp

HA

 

certified future milf

hes still coming though

 

wolfy mcwolf face

hes gotta show off his outfit yes so i will be making sure he gets there

 

marlene’s gf

oh whatever would we do without you remus

 

wolfy mcwolf face

probably die or something, wether its your own cause or one of the others

 

no1 dorcas simp

yea that sounds about right



homosexuals

 

be safe

PAAANN

IM HERE 

I HAVE EVAN

OPEN THE DOOR

 

best girl

great, ill come open the door :)

 

no1 dorcas simp

IM ALSO HEREEEEEEE WITH MY BBG DORCAS 😘😘

 

best girl

oh goodie

 

traumatized

do i have to come?

 

no1 dorcas simp

YES

 

bambi

YESS

 

be safe

YES OMG

 

certified future milf

YUP

 

wolfy mcwolf face

listern i did not get all dressed up with you for you to back out now

 

ariel

pan, im here

 

bambi

OMG HE ACTUALLY CAME

 

ariel

why are you so surprised

 

bambi

CUZ THIS ISNT SOMETHING YOU WOULD NORMALLY DO

 

ariel

well it seemed important to you

and almost everyone else here

 

marlene’s gf

awwww he has a soft spot for you james

 

ariel

no i dont. now please pandora come open the door its freezing

 

traumatized

its literally not

 

ariel

just shut up everyone

 

best girl

im coming reg, i will leave the door open for the rest of you guys as well so just let yourself in 🥰

 

ariel

thanks

 

certified future milf

ahh thanks pan, ill be there soon with mary, james and pete

 

bambi

im so excited

 

the cheese man

he is, he is literally vibrating right now

 

bad bitch

oh?!

 

bambi

IM READY TO BOP TO THE TOP PANDORA WE ARE COMING IN

 

wolfy mcwolf face

we are here as well, can someone help me drag sirius through

 

be safe

IM ON MY WAY, PREPARE YOURSELF BLACK

 

traumatised

someone save me please

 

ariel

no this is funny

 

traumatised

STOP NO

BARTY WTF

PUT ME DOWN

I DONT LIKE THIS

PLEASEEE

 

bambi

L

serves you right for having never seen this masterpiece before

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