late night messages

Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
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late night messages
Summary
first of all i would like to say that this is my first time writing so it wont be amazing and i appologise for that. also this is a crack texting fic so enjoy the chaos, i have no idea where i plan to go with this but enjoy.
Note
heres a guide for their names in the chat:sirius - traumatizedremus - wolfy mcwolf facejames - bambipeter - the cheese manmarlene - no1 dorcas simplily - certified future milfmary - bad bitchregulus - arieldorcas - marlene's gfpandora - best girlbarty - be safeevan - i'll be so safe
All Chapters

-wildcats-

skittles 🤪🤪

 

be safe

REG is your head in the game

 

ariel

fuck off

 

i’ll be so safe

i saw you bopping your head dont deny it

 

ariel

i will actually murder you

 

be safe

go on buster, try me

 

marlene’s gf

GUYS SHUT UP IM TRYING TO ADMIRE GABRIELLA

 

i’ll be so safe

oh what a shame dorcas, you cant see gabriellas performance but whenever marlene tries to sing you try to stop her 

 

marlene’s gf

gabtiella can sing though, and i love marlene but she just really cant

oh god please dont tell her that

 

be safe

too late

 

‘no1 dorcas simp’ & ‘be safe’

 

be safe

oi

marlene

 

no1 dorcas sumo

the fuck do you want crouch

 

be safe

no fine i wont tell you then

 

no1 dorcas simp

no what please tell me

barty?!?!

please

BARTY

 

be safe

calm down merlin, look

*insert screenshot of dorcas’ message*

 

no1 dorcas simp

THAT BITCH

I CAN SING

 

be safe

sure

 

no1 dorcas simp

:(

 

the girls

 

no1 dorcas simp

DORCAS MEADOWES

 

bad bitch

oh shit

 

wolfy mcwolf face

🍿🍿🍿

 

certified future milf

uh ohhhh

 

best girl

someones in trouble

 

marlene’s gf

what-

 

no1 dorcas simp

HOW DARE YOU SAY I CANT SING

 

marlene’s gf

WTF I NEVER DID

 

no1 dorcas simp

DONT LIE TO ME

*insert screenshot*

WHATS THIS

 

marlene’s gf

who told you

 

no1 dorcas simp

thats not important

 

marlene’s gf

listern, marls i love you. i do. but please, you cant sing to save your life

 

no1 dorcas simp

:(

 

marlene’s gf

im sorry :(

 

no1 dorcas simp

im still not telling you who said it

 

marlene’s gf

fine

 

‘wolfy mcwolf face’ & ‘no1 dorcas simp’

 

wolfy mcwolf face

who said it

 

no1 dorcas simp

barty

 

wolfy mcwolf face

course it was

 

skittles 🤪🤪

 

marlene’s gf

WHO THE FUCK TOLD MARLENE

 

i’ll be so safe

uh oh someones in trouble

 

be safe

SOMEONE TOLD HER THATS GREAT

 

marlene’s gf

NO IT IS NOT

 

ariel

you really have to ask this lot who told marlene?

 

best girl

it wasnt me 😌

 

marlene’s gf

dont worry pan i figured it wouldnt be you

 

be safe

reg what do you mean dorcas clearly has no idea and i would also like to know

 

ariel

drop the act you arent fooling anyone

 

i’ll be so safe

yea barty it is kinda obvious

 

be safe

really?

 

ariel

there we have it dorcas, your culprit

 

marlene’s gf

hmm okay so it was you then, i assumed as much but i wanted to give you the benefit of the doubt

 

be safe

FUCK

 

i’ll be so safe

ha

 

be safe

SHSUSH

 

marlene’s gf

evan please go silence youre boyfriend

 

i’ll be so safe

MY WHAT

 

marlene’s gf

barty, please go silence him

 

i’ll be so safe

hes not my boyfriend

 

be safe

so im not good enough for you then

breaking my heart ev 💔💔💔

 

i’ll be so safe

no, wait

thats not what i meant

BARTY

 

marlene’s gf

so what did you mean then

 

be safe

go on, i wanna know as well

 

ariel

and it turns out i am quite intrieged as well

 

i’ll be so safe

piss off, the lot of you

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