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-FRIDAY-
[SCOTLAND 4EVER]
00:01
[lily changed the chat name from <SCOTLAND 4EVER> to <Bowfin Nyaffs>]
01:32
[remus changed the chat name from <Bowfin Nyaffs> to <SCOTLAND 4EVER>]
lily: can yo7u let me habe this
remus: i literally just got out of jail
lily: o shit
lily: how’s criminal life
remus: crouch isn’t pressing charges
remus: i’m at the hospital rn
lily: damn
remus: i’m out of the band now which
remus: fair enough
lily: oh
remus: evan came up and punched me in the face then told me to gtfo so now i’m walking home
lily: why’d you even get into a fight with crouch ikn the first pacle
remus: are you drunk
lily: yes
remus: he said smth rly shitty about sirius and regulus’s relationship and also insinuated that i was just with sirius for his money
remus: but i didn’t even know that sirius had money
remus: apparently his uncle set up like a massive trust fund for him tho and that’s why sirius doesn’t need to get a job
lily: omg
remus: anyway i just get fed up with crouch and i’d just caught him fucking shooting up in the toilets and i was over it
remus: so i beat him up
remus: and he was so high he couldn’t even fight back
lily: james and sirius aren’t with you still?
remus: no they left when i went to the hospital
remus: sirius is still furious with me but he didn’t even ACKNOWLEDGE that reg was there too
lily: can i be honest with you
remus: yeah
lily: i can’t comprehend any of this at this hour
lily: can you let me reply with my thoughts in the morgning
remus: lol sure
[over it]
01:52
moony: for what it’s worth i’m sorry
read 01:58
02:14
moony: you’re not going to reply but we really need to talk
moony: some things i just don’t understand
moony: okay. yes. i was keeping a secret. but so were you.
read 02:16
[THE GIRLS]
17:23
lily: i think i made a mistake
marlener: you think?
dorcas: do tell
lily: first of all
lily: marlene stfu
marlener: :)
mary: does this require a debrief
lily: maybe
lily: idk you tell me
dorcas: TELL US
lily: i may have been wrong to turn james down
marlener: SDFGHJKYTFVBNJKIUYHJ
lily: i ran into him on campus today and we were talking about the whole remus situation and he’s just so pretty and kind and caring and i think i kinda realized that i’ve been pushing him away because i’m afraid
lily: not because i don’t want him
lily: i just like
lily: i want to marry him
dorcas: lily what
lily: I DON’T KNOW
marlener: but you’ve always been so adamant that you don’t like him
marlener: and that that one time was a mistake
lily: i don’t think it was??? idk
mary: yeah we need an in person debrief for this
marlener: seconded
marlener: i’m omw home rn so come over whenever
lily: i think i’m confused
dorcas: no lily i think you love him
lily: how do you know that
dorcas: because you’re afraid
[mary + dorcas]
mary: speaking from experience HUHHHHHHH
dorcas: kys
mary: you know you have tragic stories like remus and sirius and you have confusing ones like james and lily but yours and marlenes is by far the DUMBEST
mary: just tell her
dorcas: omg
dorcas: but like i said
dorcas: i’m afraid
[THE GIRLS]
mary: fear is for losers
[absent sanity]
17:44
dorcas: fear is for losers
dorcas: go out with me
[roomies]
17:44
lily: why’d you just scream
marlene: COME TO MY ROOM
marlene: NOW
lily: kk
[absent sanity]
17:46
marlene: are you being for real
dorcas: yeah
dorcas: tonight
marlene: okay awesome um yeah
marlene: dinner at 7?
dorcas: perf
dorcas: c u then ;)
[over it]
19:35
padfoot: i’m incredibly angry with you
padfoot: like why wouldn’t you just TELL me
moony: idk
moony: i guess i just didn’t know much about ur relationship with your brother cuz you never talk about it
moony: so i just thought it’d be better to keep secret
moony: things were going so good and and i didn’t want to ruin it
padfoot: i get that but still
padfoot: i’m angry with you
moony: i know
padfoot: come over
moony: omw
[james + lily]
20:22
lily: james can we talk
james: yeah abt what
lily: so i’m actually outside your building
james: lily it’s RAINING
lily: so let me up? tf?
james: i will warn you that remus and sirius are here and they are violently arguing
james: i think remus broke something
lily: sounds like something i wanna eavesdrop on
james: doors open
james: come on up
[one big dick joke]
20:23
prongs: AFGBFICUHIUGFSUFEONEOFINSDFNLDNC
padfoot: can you shut the fuck up i’m going through something
prongs: no YOU stfu LILY is here
padfoot: oh shit
padfoot: my ear is to the door
prongs: do not ruin this for me
wormtail: yay james!!!! good luck king
prongs: where is my luck from moony
padfoot: he’s dramatically chain smoking out the window but he glanced at his phone so that means good luck
prongs: SHES HERE
padfoot: we all heard the doorbell
prongs: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
wormtail: open the door!
wormtail: tell us what happens!!!! i’m on the edge of my seat
prongs: ly wormy
prongs: well here’s the first day of the rest of my life
prongs: phone going on silent
[spiderman enjoyers]
21:01
siriussy: well you’ll be happy to know, peter, that it all went very well for mr. james
petrussy: and how do you know that?
siriussy: i’m nosy as fuck and have my ear pressed to his door and it’s rather… silent
petrussy: AHAHA good job james
petrussy: and how are you and remus?
siriussy: idk
siriussy: not the same
siriussy: we just keep talking in circles
petrussy: i hope everything works out
siriussy: i don’t think it’s gonna
siriussy: but thanks pete
[roomies]
22:32
marlene: NOT COMING HOME TONIGHT
marlene: DON’T WAIT UP FOR ME
lily: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
lily: looks like our flat is going to be empty tonight
marlene: AHAOFJHLSNDI HJFOIE R U BEING FR
lily: YES
marlene: a good night for the roomies
marlene: have fun but not too much fun!
lily: same to you!!
-SATURDAY-
[black + lupin]
10:22
black: barty is okay
black: if you’re curious
lupin: good
lupin: did they drug test him
black: yeah but they can’t do anything about it because it was like a willfull in-patient or whatever it's called
black: did they test you?
lupin: no
lupin: also you should talk to sirius
black: that’s not for you to decide
lupin: it’s advice
lupin: cuz sirius and i spent about four hours yelling at each other last night and all of our arguments come back to your family
black: that’s nothing new
lupin: like i know some of it but i obviously don’t know the extent. james does but that’s because sirius and james are like the same person but even after last night he’s not telling me ANYTHING
black: maybe it’s not something you should know
lupin: i want to
black: you need to ask him
lupin: i DID!
black: then try harder
[fight club]
15:43
marlener: ok so like i know the girlies are fighting and everything but are we clubbing tonight
padfoot: it’s saturday who tf clubs on a saturday
moony: that’s what i’m saying the clubs are for weeknights only
marlener: can u guys just fuck and make up
dorky: we haven’t gone clubbing this week :(
dorky: everyone decided to be so goddamn dramatic
wormtail: i’m down for some clubbing!
marlener: SLAY PETER i knew you were my favorite
moony: i’ll go
padfoot: I’LL GO TOO BUT I’LL DO IT BETTER
marlener: ok
ginge: james and i will come!
ginge: we have news!!!!
moony: we all know
prongs: fuck off let me have this
moony: tesco express orders?
prongs: you know mine
moony: and you know i’m not buying it for you
prongs: sirius buys me cigarettes
moony: sirius is a pushover
padfoot: can you calm the fuck down
prongs: can you keep your arguing to private lines of communication. i’m happy don’t ruin it
padfoot: well that sucks cuz remus is a chronic fun ruiner
marlener: lily and i’s at 8 for dinner and a pregame
moony: i’m getting a red wine and a bottle of vodka
dorky: i know you’re doing that because they’re sirius’s least favorites
moony: i have never done anything because of sirius i am simply doing this because it’s my favorites
mcdonalds: shall i text my dealer?
marlener: YES
padfoot: get me some fucking ket
mcdonalds: he only deals weed n coke
padfoot: i can’t believe you thought I was serious
mcdonalds: YOU’RE ALWAYS SIRIUS
marlener: HAHA
dorky: HAHA
ginge: HAHA
prongs: HAHA
wormtail: HAHA
marlener: REMUS YOU KNOW THE RULES
moony: haha.
ginge: pizza for dinner?
wormtail: good with me. can you get one with olives
marlener: that’s nasty. Denied.
wormtail: :(
marlener: i’ll make an exception
wormtail: :)
20:04
prongs: here marlene and lily!!
ginge: shit i’m naked
prongs: LET ME IN LET ME IN LET ME IN LET ME IN LET ME IN LET ME IN LET ME IN
20:14
dorky: here here here!!!
20:18
wormtail: here!
23:46
marlener: hey remus and sirius i know you guys are busy having insane sexual tension in lily’s bedroom but we’re leaving for the club now
padfoot: why do you keep saying that about us
marlener: bc i’m in love with remus
dorky: ??
padfoot: u don’t wanna be
moony: ??????
padfoot: i’m coming. idk about remus though
moony: i’m literally right behind him
[loml]
01:12
[siriu changed the chat name from <loml> to <bros b4 hoes>]
siriu: u wusg i saw renmhys fght barty that would’ve been hot
jamie: hmm
siriu: he’s so eseyx and for what
jamie: mmm
siriu: be honeat r u exting me whail making out with lilu
jamie: yse
[siriu changed the chat name from <bros b4 hoes> to <hoes b4 bros :(>]
jamie: my hoes never come before you
jamie: this is lily. stop texting him.
sirius: WAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHJHHHHH
[fight club]
01:28
marlener: dorcas and i are leaving. gn and get home safe
mcdonalds: OKAYYYYYYYYYYY
mcdonalds: i’m leaving too i’m in my hoe era
dorky: slay queen
wormtail: i’m leaving in a bit with amelia!
dorky: who’s amelia
wormtail: the girl i’m seeing!
marlener: YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH PETER
ginge: james and i already left
prongs: lol
prongs: club sucks on a saturday
wormtail: wait does this mean
mcdonalds: oh no….
marlener: REMUS AND SIRIUS ARE ALONE???????
prongs: REMUS
prongs: SIRIUS
prongs: ARE YOU ALIVE
ginge: remus probably got picked up again
marlener: 100 counts of theft and 1 count of breaking my heart :(
dorky: STOP BEING IN LOVE WITH REMUS
dorky: YOU’RE GAY AND I’M TAKING YOU HOME
[hoes b4 bros]
01:40
jamie: just need to know if you’re safe
jamie: i won’t tell anyone
siriu: i’m safe
siriu: remus and i are going for a walk
jamie: anything of note?
siriu: no just
siriu: idk
siriu: i’ll probably be home soon
jamie: lily’s going to be here but if you need anything just knock on my door
siriu: thank u bro
jamie: of course bro
siriu: i love you bro
jamie: i love you too bro
jamie: this is lily again. stop this
[siriu changed the chat name from <hoes b4 bros :(> to <bros 4 lyfe :)>]