POP
-TUESDAY-
[fight club]
17:49
marlener: did anyone elses power just go out
dorky: yeah mine did about a minute ago!
ginge: mine did too
marlener: lily we share a flat
ginge: …
wormtail: yeah i have no power
prongs: we’ve got no power over here too
padfoot: moony says it’s rolling
padfoot: but i’m calling bs i think it was a nuke
dorky: ????
padfoot: okay plan none of us want our drinks getting warm so pull up right now and let’s get drinking
prongs: POWER OUTAGE PARTY
marlener: POP POP POP POP POP POP
padfoot: fuck that i’m going to my bomb shelter
moony: IT WASN’T A FUCKING NUKE
moony: if they were gonna nuke the UK they’d nuke London first
padfoot: NO THEY’D NUKE WHERE THE NUKES ARE KEPT
moony: WE’D KNOW IF WE WERE NUKED
padfoot: or… we wouldn’t
prongs: shut the fuck up okay everyone come over as soon as possible i’ve already drank two beers
ginge: OMW
ginge: marlene and i r drinking wine!
mcdonalds: we all have class tomorrow???
prongs: fuck class tomorrow
mcdonalds: period king purr slay
moony: i’m gonna make a run to tesco express
wormtail: NO
ginge: REMUS
padfoot: i tried to stop him but when he gets the stealing itch he cannot be contained
wormtail: bro everyone is losing their shit outside rn
wormtail: NOTHING is on
padfoot: NUKE
18:02
moony: ok so the security system is down at tesco express and also there’s no one behind the counter
prongs: please do not continue
moony: i stole every single pack of marlboro reds, three bottles of wine, two handles of vodka, and various chips
moony: also like five strawberry laces
prongs: …continue
moony: i got you nic patches
prongs: CAN YOU BE NICE FOR ONCE IN YOUR LIFE
moony: it’s against my nature
padfoot: that’s for sure
moony: what
padfoot: what
ginge: marlene and i are here!
prongs: we can’t buzz you in so give us a minute to come down and open the door
[shadiest bitches alive]
18:14
lily: are you gonna talk to him today
sirius: maybe
sirius: i’m picking my moment
lily: i say now is the moment bc he’s happy because he just stole a whole bunch of shit
lily: can’t rly run anywhere
sirius: you’re right
sirius: when he gets back i’ll ask him to come to my bedroom and ofc he’ll follow me there but then you should be hiding in the closet and then you can jump out and scare him and he’ll be like AH and then you’ll be like YOU FUCKING LIAR and then i’ll slap him in the face
lily: have you been drinking
sirius: yes
sirius: but we both have we started at like three
lily: your relationship concerns me
lily: maybe now is not the moment
sirius: now is the moment
sirius: i have the balls rn so
lily: ok we’ll do it
[fight club]
18:21
mcdonalds: here!
prongs: coming
[james + lily]
19:03
james: why did remus just storm out
lily: come to sirius’s room
james: omw
[blondes have more fun]
19:05
marlene: i take it that you told him
remus: he figured it out
remus: lily and him teamed up on me
marlene: shit
marlene: what happened
remus: basically they asked me if i was doing okay and they were trying to pretend that they thought i was sick again but i KNEW that they were full of shit
remus: and then sirius was talking about his brother and that he texted me and i said that he didn’t and then lily shouted LIAR in my face
remus: so i told them
marlene: sirius was pissed?
remus: not about the band thing just that i didn’t tell him
remus: ig he’s been wanting to get closer with reg but like i didn’t know
marlene: i’m not gonna say i told you so
marlene: but how are you gonna fix this
remus: idk
remus: probably do something stupid
[fight club]
21:11
prongs: okay powers on get out of my house
-THURSDAY-
[Snake Five + Lupin]
15:54
rosier: 7pm at the usual bar!
rosier: also lupin we’re having a lil band dinner around 6 you should come!
crouch: dinner is a term used lightly
crouch: i have ket
rosier: can you stop being a drug addict
crouch: can you stop being a swot
crouch: i know you do coke lupin
lupin: not yours
lupin: it’s probably laced with fentanyl or some shit
crouch: that’d kill me bruv
lupin: you do so many drugs you’ve probably built up a fucking tolerance
lupin: i’ll bring my own shit and the only who can have any is rosier
rosier: coke is a once a year ordeal for me and i’ve already had my dose
lupin: swot
crouch: swot
rosier: i liked it better when you two hated each other
lupin: oh i wanna punch his face in
lupin: nothing has changed there
lupin: oh wait i HAVE punched his face in
black: get me coke lupin
lupin: uh no ur just a baby
black: i’m the same age as everyone else here?
lupin: don’t care
pandora: i will be there!
crouch: with her fucking shrooms
pandora: hey!
pandora: they’re brownies :)
[black + lupin]
16:05
lupin: btw ur brother knows everything now
lupin: so u can stop ignoring him because of me and start ignoring him because you’re estranged from each other or whatever
black: has he seriously not told you what happened with us
lupin: no
lupin: but i assume it was his fault
black: you’re an asshole
black: don’t get how my brother or ANYBODY likes you at all
black: but you’re right
lupin: tell me about it
black: not my place
black: you’re friends or you’re whatever the fuck so you have to ask him
lupin: we’re not friends?
black: can you shut the fuck up
black: james potter is rubbing off on you
lupin: thx
black: not a compliment whatsoever
[fight club]
18:12
mcdonalds: the girlies and i are getting drinkies tonight if anyone would like to join! pitchers at three broomsticks!
padfoot: those ended you last time
padfoot: i’m there
prongs: me too
wormtail: awe guys i can’t
wormtail: i have a date
ginge: YOU DO!!!!!!??!??!?!?!?! YAY PETE
wormtail: the girl from the club last week texted me and asked me to grab a drink!
prongs: HE PULLS
moony: i can’t come as well
padfoot: is it cuz ur playing in my brother’s band
moony: yes
moony: we’re on at 8 at the hogs head if anyone is interested
padfoot: thought you were temporary
moony: well they appear to have not started looking for a new drummer yet so for now it’s just me
padfoot: unfortunate for them
prongs: can you keep your bickering to private lines of communication
marlener: lily and i might swing by! how long are you on until?
moony: technically 9:30 but we usually run later
marlener: we’ll see if we can make it!
marlener: it’s been a while since we’ve seen reggie and all his lil friends
moony: as it should be
moony: crouch makes me want to end my life
padfoot: good
moony: can you calm tf down
prongs: private lines of communication
moony: put on a nic patch
prongs: stfu
[Snake 5 + Lupin]
19:54
pandora: hey lupin i know you and crouch are sucking each others dicks or whatever in the toilets but your friends are here
moony: which ones
pandora: idk their names
pandora: four girls
pandora: james and sirius are here but sirius is hiding
moony: of course he fucking is
moony: nobody talk to him
black: he’s my brother???
moony: you wouldn’t talk to him anyway
black: ok ur right
rosier: GT ON STAGE NOW
[loml]
20:19
siriu: this is bullshit i’m leaving
jamie: just admit ur turned on
jamie: remus is sexy behind a drumset
siriu: well i’m angry at him rn so
siriu: i don’t rly care
jamie: want me to come home with you?
siriu: only if you want to
jamie: coming outside now
jamie: we’ve both had a hard few weeks
siriu: yeah
[mary + dorcas + remus]
21:11
mary: great show remus!
dorcas: YES OMG YOU SLAYYYYYGYYYYYYY
mary: but in fact dorcas has had too much to drink and we’re heading out
mary: that’s what we get for starting early
mary: but fantastic job! see u tomorrow king
dorcas: BYE REMUSSY YOU’RE SO LAY
[Snake Five + Lupin]
22:14
black: hey where’d lupin and crouch go
rosier: idk im by the day
rosier: bat
rosier: ber
rosier: ner
rosier: nar
black: you’ll get it
rosier: wvr
rosier: nar
rosier: nar
rosier: nar
rosier: nar
rosier: NAR
rosier: N A R
pandora: yes king remix!!!!
rosier: B
rosier: A
rosier: R
black: lol
black: but where are they
pandora: idk maybe check out back? I feel like i saw remus go out there for a ciggie
[fight club]
22:53
marlener: okay so after everyone left the hogs head lily and i hung around because we like drama and wanted to get all the info and we were talking to rosier and buying him drinks so he’d talk but that’s besides the point
marlener: but basically remus got picked up
lily: we’re at the police station rn
lily: but we don’t have enough money for bail and need someone to help us
marlener: remus doesn’t wanna call his da but he also can’t be held for too long otherwise they’ll do a drug test on him
prongs: i’m omw
prongs: is bail cash?
marlener: yeah
prongs: ok i’ll stop by an atm on the way there
prongs: send the addrss and i’ll be there in 20
lily: thank you james
wormtail: what’d he get arrested for???
marlener: he and barty crouch got into another nasty fight. like barty is in the hospital
lily: and unlucky for them a cop was around
wormtail: barty is in the hospital???
marlener: yeah
marlener: we don’t know all the details but i think remus broke a few of bartys ribs and also his nose
lily: we don’t know what they were fighting about
lily: remus won’t tell us and we're not rly allowed to talk to him
prongs: shit
prongs: will barty press charges?
marlener: hopefully not but he’s always been a little shit
lily: sirius your brother is here as well
lily: he’s the one that found them right as remus was getting put in handcuffs and barty was being taken to the hospital
padfoot: i’m coming
marlener: good. he’s pretty shaken up
marlener: also apparently he’s done like a ton of drugs tonight and is so fucking paranoid
prongs: eta 23:42
dorky: NO REMUSSY YOU’RE TOO SEXY TO GO TO JAIL
mcdonalds: pick the right moment to be unhinged dorcas