the set up
-FRIDAY-
[Snake 5 + Lupin]
16:28
rosier: hey gang so i got an offer to play at a small little outdoor festival thing near camden. we’d be filling in for another band that pulled out and i need to know before we all meet up tonight. they want an answer asap.
pandora: i’m in!
black: me too i’m not doing anything tomorrow
crouch: what time cuz i’m meeting with my dealer at 2
rosier: we’d be on around 4:45
crouch: k then yeah
black: pls do not pull up blasted
crouch: i make no promises
lupin: 4:45 should work for me
lupin: and what time tonight?
rosier: be at the bar around 7:30
lupin: k.
[fight club]
16:50
dorky: we’re gonna have a chill night in and watch a movie! you guys should join
prongs: down
prongs: what time
dorky: i’m thinking 7
ginge: slay
[over it]
16:51
padfoot: are you going?
moony: no
padfoot: y
moony: i need a chill night
padfoot: do you wanna have a chill night together
moony: no sorry
moony: i just need some time to myself
padfoot: is everything okay?
padfoot: is it something with your da?
moony: no it’s not that
moony: we’ve just been going nonstop since the semester started and i just
moony: need some time
padfoot: fair enough!
padfoot: i hope you feel better
moony: thanks
moony: have fun tonight
[blondes have more fun]
16:54
remus: i’m being an asshole
marlener: that’s not new
[fight club]
16:54
padfoot: i’m in!!
[blondes have more fun]
16:55
marlener: but explain
remus: well i’m lying to sirius
marlener: that’s shitty
remus: i just don’t know he’d react to me playing with his brother’s band
remus: especially since i haven’t told him yet and i’ve already played a show with them
marlener: i still think you should tell him
marlener: before regulus does
remus: it’s just like
remus: things are so good rn
marlener: then don’t fuck them up by keeping it from him
remus: i think i’ll fuck it up either way
marlener: maybe
remus: you’re not helpful
marlener: is the reason you’re not going tonight because you’re playing with the band
remus: yeah
marlener: then TELL HIM THAT
remus: marlene do you know what’s going on with sirius and me
marlener: remus the whole world does
remus: fuck off
remus: but then if you take that into consideration then you understand why i can’t tell him
marlener: no, by taking that into consideration it means you NEEd to tell him
marlener: you’re together
remus: we’re not together
marlener: then what would you call it?!
remus: i don’t fucking know
marlener: if you don’t want to tell him then i can’t convince you to
marlener: you stubborn piece of shit
marlener: but just know that i’m agreeing with the fact that you’re being a grade A asshole
remus: as you said though
remus: it’s nothing new
[fight club]
17:01
ginge: i’ll bring a bottle of white but lets maybe stay fairly sober tonight
mcdonalds: heard. idk if i can handle much more
marlener: chill weekend in!
wormtail: i have a bottle of red that i can bring
ginge: slay king
prongs: lunch at 12:30 tomorrow w/ my parents for anyone who wants to come!
marlener: you know im pulling up
moony: will be present
prongs: marlene can you be normal for like three minutes
marlener: you want me to diminish my sparkle :(
prongs: your sparkle pisses me off
padfoot: yay mum and dad!!!
[Potter Family]
17:15
James: okay everyone agreed to 12:30! i think the whole gang is coming
Mum: Wonderful! Excited to see them all.
Sirius: what time are you and dad arriving tomorrow
Mum: We’re thinking we’ll be there around 11:00. We’ll come see you boys first and see what kind of state the flat is in.
[loml]
17:17
jamie: CLEAN CLEAN CLEAN CLEAN CLEAN CLEAN CLEAN
siriu: BITCH I’M SCRUBBING THE SINK
jamie: SCRUB HARDER
[Potter Family]
17:18
James: believe it or not the flat is in good shape! we keep it rather clean.
Dad: I don’t know if I quite believe you!
Dad: Please have your car clean as well – let’s check up on the breaks
James: okay!
[loml]
17:19
jamie: SIRIUS
jamie: THE BOXING RING
siriu: WHY DID I FORGET IT WAS THERE
jamie: IDK ITS JUST PART OF THE FLAT NOW
siriu: WILL THEY NOTICE IT
jamie: YES THEY’LL NOTICE IT THE FUCK IT’S A BIG SQUARE IN OUR LIVING ROOM
siriu: come help
jamie: yes my love
[Snake Five + Lupin]
19:48
black: lupin where’d you go
lupin: to do ur mum
black: haha
black: but fr get to the mens bathroom we’re doing preshow shots
lupin: i’m not drinking tonight
black: ok then knock back a shot of water idgaf
lupin: omw
[over it]
20:29
padfoot: why did peter just tell me that you’re out tonight
[fight club]
22:26
ginge: marlene and i are home! excited for tomorrow
marlener: yeah i’m excited
prongs: okay yeah home whatever SHUT THE FUCK UP MARLENE
wormtail: home!
[h8ers]
22:31
jamie: remus where are you
[over it]
23:12
moony: i went to grab dinner
padfoot: peter said you went out out
moony: ok but i wasn’t
moony: why are you keeping tabs on me anyway
padfoot: i’m not
moony: k
padfoot: i know ur having a night in but would u wanna come over
moony: yeah
moony: that’d be nice
[Snake Five + Lupin]
23:17
lupin: bye guys i’m leaving
lupin: see you tomorrow
pandora: bye! good job tonight
rosier: lupiin you ficuing rocked that shujit
-SATURDAY-
[james and lily]
10:38
james: so i’m frantically cleaning my flat right
james: cuz my parents are coming
james: and GUESS who comes out of sirius’ room
lily: are you shitting my dick
james: REMUS LuPIN IN THE FLESH
james: sirius came out a few seconds later and literally froze when he saw me
james: it was like that one spiderman meme we didn’t know what to do with ourselves
lily: omg
lily: is remus still there?
james: no he went home to change but now sirius and i are putting away the boxing ring in complete silence
james: should i offer to cover the hickey on his neck or just let him suffer
lily: I’M CRYING
james: it will be a very fun lunch
lily: looking forward to it
[Potter Family]
10:58
Mum: Here!
Sirius: letting you up now!
[fight club]
12:15
marlener: lily and i are going to be late
ginge: NO WE’RE NOT
ginge: I’M READY BUT MISS MARLENE HAS DECIDED TO CHANGE HER WHOLE APPEARANCE
marlener: BLACk EYELINER DOES NOT SUIT JAMES’ MUM
prongs: i’m going to have a meltdown
ginge: we will be there five minutes late
marlener: lily said i’m not allowed to wear makeup
wormtail: remus and i are here
wormtail: waiting outside
padfoot: we’re almost there
padfoot: james is driving
moony: slay king
padfoot: can you calm the fuck down remus
moony: guess i’ll just go kms then
ginge: LEAVING THE FLAT
dorky: mary and i are about 5 minutes out
[shared braincell]
12:58
jamie: can you stop flirting with my mum
marls: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA
[Snake Five + Lupin]
13:29
rosier: they’re asking us to come play at 4:30 now so we’d have to be there by 3:30. does that work for everyone?
crouch: possibly
pandora: yep!
black: yeah
rosier: lupin?
[regulus + remus]
13:34
regulus: can you come at 3:30
remus: probably not
remus: maybe by four
remus: i’m out with james’ parents and sirius rn
regulus: we rly need you here
regulus: this is like the biggest gig we've ever played
remus: i will try my hardest
regulus: just fucking tell sirius i don’t get what the big deal is
remus: that’s rich coming from someone who only texts him on birthdays
regulus: and christmas
remus: i will be there at 4
[Snake Five + Lupin]
13:40
lupin: i can be there at 4
lupin: there will be a drumset there right
rosier: yeah you don’t have to worry about that
lupin: good
lupin: see you guys at 4
[regulus + sirius]
13:43
sirius: why are you texting remus
[regulus + remus]
13:44
regulus: i don’t lie to my brother
regulus: but i can ignore him
regulus: however you have a deadline
regulus: my birthday is in 1 week and 2 days
regulus: so you have until then
remus: jesus why are you so fucking ominous
regulus: well we need a drummer so
[Snake Five + Lupin]
16:01
lupin: here. where are you guys
rosier: on the left side of the stage!
lupin: ok
lupin: i brought hennessey
rosier: SLAY THE HOUSE BOOTS DOWN KING ILY
[shadiest bitches alive]
17:32
sirius: so i finally have a moment to myself but there’s something going on
lily: explain
sirius: i’ve talked about this to james and he thinks it’s nothing but
sirius: today at lunch i saw my brother’s name on remus’ phone but then he turned it over really fast
sirius: so i might be wrong
lily: fr??
sirius: yeah
sirius: and idk remus has been weird recently i feel like something is going on
lily: maybe he’s feeling sick again
sirius: he keeps saying it’s something with his da
sirius: but he did say he’s not well the other night
sirius: but then pete said he went out
lily: yeah weird
sirius: my brother won’t answer me but he read the message
lily: that’s sketch
lily: maybe you should just ask remus about it
sirius: i can’t tell when he’s lying
lily: you know what
lily: i can
sirius: ok so are we setting him up?
sirius: or is that a horrible thing to do
lily: we’re setting him up
lily: i’m kinda pissed at him rn so
lily: i’ll do whatever
sirius: okay so
sirius: we’re setting him up