GOSSIP
-TUESDAY-
[james + lily]
13:02
james: hey so i know we’re like dead set on ignoring what happened but can we talk about it
14:15
lily: james im just not ready
lily: we talked about all we need to talk about i think
lily: we were drunk
james: i knew what i was doing
lily: i didn’t
14:19
lily: please just give me time
james: ok
[over it]
19:10
moony: come over
padfoot: i can’t james is shutting down
moony: what did lily do
padfoot: he’s being so chivalrous even now he won’t tell me
padfoot: i gather that it’s some sort of thing where james asked the ‘what are we’ question and lily said ‘nothing’
moony: wormtail and i are coming over
moony: i’m bringing cigarettes and wine
padfoot: bless you
padfoot: i think i’m gonna contact effie and monty and have them come up this weekend
padfoot: james needs them
moony: that’s a good idea
moony: we’ll be there in 15. taking the bus
padfoot: see you then.
-WEDNESDAY-
[over it]
18:00
padfoot: what r u doing tonight
moony: studying :(
moony: i have a quiz tomorrow
padfoot: gross
padfoot: i’ll see you tomorrow though? for Thursday drinks?
moony: ofc
[absent sanity]
18:04
dorcas: hey a couple of girls from my design class and i are going and getting quick drinks at this bar tonight
dorcas: they said there’s a live band that plays and it should be fun!
dorcas: wanna come?
marlene: for sure! what time?
dorcas: I’ll swing by to get you around 7:30 and then we can walk together :)
marlene: sounds perfect
[honestly witchy shit]
18:06
marlene: AFGUJLKDFCHSIYZVBADFVGB
lily: huh
[Snake Five + Lupin]
18:15
lupin: where are you guys i don’t see you
rosier: if you go straight back past the toilets there’s a door that leads out back
rosier: we’re not on until 8 so we’re just hanging out
lupin: ok. i’m grabbing a drink do any of you want anything
crouch: make sure the bartender knows you’re in the band so you can get it for free
lupin: i get everything for free
black: hey quick question why are you behind the bar
lupin: i get everything for free. heading your way now
[blondes have more fun]
20:15
marlene: REMUS
marlene: why are you ON STAGE WITH SIRIUS’S LITTLE BROTHER
marlene: AND FUCKING BARTY CROUCH
marlene: i still remember when you beat him to pieces that was fucking hilarious
marlene: but like wtf are you doing
22:46
remus: shit ok
remus: meet me outside in 5?
marlene: yeah you better
marlene: does sirius know?
remus: i’ll explain everything in a second
marlene: I SEE YOU GOING BEHIND THE BAR DON’T BRING ME HENNESSEY AS A PEACE OFFERING
remus: gin?
-THURSDAY-
[fight club]
12:30
prongs: before we start talking plans for tonight my parents are coming this weekend! they’ll wanna take us out for a meal one day so maybe keep Saturday afternoon free!
marlener: YES
prongs: marlene you’re not invited
marlener: sad face don’t care i pull up
[SCOTLAND 4EVER]
12:35
evans: don’t be an asshole for five minutes but do you think i should go to the lunch?
lupin: yes i’ll kill you if you don’t go
evans: okay i’ll go
12:40
lupin: what the FUCK were you thinking
evans: i don’t get how i’m the villain here!!!!! even sirius isn’t mad at me
lupin: cuz sirius is under the impression that you’re the girl version of him and he’s got it in his head that he understands what’s going on
lupin: lily you KNEW how james felt and you still kissed him and then took it back about an hour later
lupin: i’m not necessarily mad i’m just so confused because i thought you were better than this
evans: maybe i did too
evans: but idk i was drunk?
lupin: being drunk is never an excuse
evans: i know
evans: i’m just figuring things out right now
lupin: figure them out faster
lupin: you’re leading him on and that’s a shitty thing to do
[fight club]
13:01
ginge: predrink at marlene and mines at 7
dorky: present!
marlener: i did not agree to this
ginge: you were gonna
marlener: yeah
mcdonalds: yay! coming!!!
padfoot: is this marlene and lily time or normal people time
ginge: normal people time!!!! promise
prongs: okay so when i get there exactly at seven i’m not gonna walk into someone being naked
ginge: not unless you want to
moony: i’m coming
padfoot: that’s what she said
lupin: that’s what you said
[over it]
13:10
padfoot: not on public lines of communication!
moony: over it don’t care
[fight club]
13:11
prongs: SIDE EYE
marlener: SIDE EYE
mcdonalds: SIDE EYE
dorky: SIDE EYE
wormtail: i can bring some aperol and prosecco for some spritzes if you guys want!
dorky: yum! that sounds great pete thanks
moony: i can get it
wormtail: moony please don’t i don’t even wanna know what kinda bill you’re racking up at tesco express
moony: no bill
prongs: what’s the plan after the predrink?
marlener: leave for club around 11:30?
ginge: slay
moony: idk if i can stay out super late i have a lot to get done tomorrow
padfoot: same
prongs: say it with me everyone
prongs: SIDE EYE
ginge: SIDE EYE
wormtail: SIDE EYE
marlener: SIDE EYE
dorky: SIDE EYE
mcdonalds: SIDE EYE
moony: it depends on how much coke is available at the function and how much coke will be available at my location tomorrow
prongs: you’re going to become a cokehead
moony: you’re already a nic addict
marlener: can we stop choosing violence today
moony: i’d settle for an energy drink
prongs: i’ll buy you one if it means you’ll stay out late tonight
moony: no need
prongs: STOP
prongs: STEALING
prongs: GO TO THERAPY
ginge: okay plan is predrinks at mine at 7 and then club at 11:30 and we’ll go from there
ginge: i’m shutting down this conversation
mcdonalds: heard
[fight club]
01:04
ginge: EVERYBODY LOOK TO THE NORTHWEST CORNER OF THE CLUB AND YOU WILL FIND PETER SNOGGING A TOTAL BOMBSHELL
marlener: nobody else knows cardinal directions
ginge: LEFT OF THE BAR!!!!!!!!!!!!
padfoot: oh my god wormy GET IT
prongs: HOW DOES HE PULL THE MOST OUT OF ANY OF US
padfoot: spea for yourself
mcdonalds: my dealer is here!! i bought coke come out back
mcdonalds: if you do any you owe me though
moony: OMW
prongs: does anyone have cigarettes on them
moony: i do
padfoot: i’m coming mary
ginge: marlene and dorcas and i are coming
mcdonalds: so everyone except peter
mcdonalds: i love group coke circles
prongs: I WOULD LIKE IT TO BE KNOWN THAT UPON SEING ME MOONY SLAPPED A NIC PATCH ON MY FACE AND I CANNOT GET IT OFF
ginge: HAHAHAHAHAH WAIT im hurrying
1:45
prongs: WORMTAIL we’re going ro a different club i’m seingding the addy
prongs: brignv you’re hot pull
marlener: we’re stopping for kebabs tho
wormtail: i’m going home and putting this group chat on silent
prongs: YEAH!
wormtail: but everyone still text in here when you get home safe
wormtail: and don’t overdose on anything
moony: no primoses
wormtail: ok
3:45
ginge: marlene and i are leaving peace out everyone
mcdonalds: NO WHY
ginge: marlene wants more kebab bc the chick at the kebab shop is hot
marlener: i did not say that
ginge: YEAH IM KIDDING AHAHAHA
marlener: yeah that was not something id aid
dorky: don’t leave yet mary and i are coming
mcdonalds: mmmm kebab
dorky: yeah i love kebabs
marlener: you’re vegetarian
dorky: and?
prongs: i’m coming too idk where sirius and remus went
ginge: that’s expected
ginge: we’re waiting outside
mcdonalds: ok i see u
padfoot: we’re doing heroin
moony: shut the fuck up we’re smoking
padfoot: smoking heroin
prongs: ?????
moony: have fun getting kebabs vegetarian nerds
marlener: you’re a vegetarian remus
moony: eat ass not cows
padfoot: remus and i are at mine now have fun bye
prongs: he gonna eat ass
mcdonalds: BAHAIZHSCDJS
moony: have fun with that nic patch
prongs: stfu
4:30
marlener: lily and i r home
marlener: james is here
prongs: didn’t know what i’d be walking into back home
4:32
dorky: mary and i r home